Have You Ever Been In A Strip Club?

[smokenjoke]

Weedy, just go with a fist full of $'z and Dollar the Kitty!!!

[Sacrelicious]

Yo Weeder your in Toronto right?

The Zanzibar is penetrating great.

[Tchocky]

Can't believe you've never been. I used to go all the time. I love watching hot chicks take off their clothes. It's fine if you have the disposable income. I think you have a problem if you're eating all your meals there.

[zizoudane10]

How old are you again? I mean seriously, who hasn't been to one?
Was fun as a boy of 18-19 years.
Today I don't need or miss it though. Once you've got the perfect girl, why waste time at a strip club, doesn't give me anything anymore.

A good friend of my parents is the CEO of one of the biggest kitchen manufaturers here in Germany. The town is actually very small, but there are more kitchen manufacturers located there than everywhere else, so it is known as the "World Capital of Kitchen". Every year this small town gets crazy because people from all over the world are coming to visit the fairs of the different manufacturers. The company I mentioned owns a small castle where their own fair is taking place every year and I used to work there for this event. Was a hard but extremely well paid job. Before I began to work there, they had only female waitresses and bar-maids, but there have always been problems. The fair starts every day at around 7 and is open ended. So every year they had problems with different clients. Drinks and food are for free all day and a lot of agents are getting wasted every single day, which often ended in waitresses being harrassed and sexually pressed. So the company decided to bring me in as a male waiter to keep an eye on things. I speak 5 languages, too, which also was a good thing. My job was not only to serve food and drinks, but basically anything: Book hotels, get hookers, entertain the bored women of the agents, etc. Russians and their ladies (guys usually around 50-60 with 2-3 ladies around 20-25 years old) often asked for cocain and other things, so I was given money and a car and had to get some. Japanese and chinese guys always were the funniest ones. Shy guys. When they want something, they don't ask directly, they paraphrase what they want and you have to decipher it and find out what it really is. And every single year, there where guys asking for strip-clubs and cathouses. So one year there was a group of Asians that definitely wanted to go to the 'Pascha' in Cologne. The 'Pascha' is the biggest bordel in whole Europe. When a client wants something, you never, I mean NEVER, say 'No' because you want them to buy things. So I was told: "Okay, grab a car, drive them to Cologne". Pretty funny, because it's a ~210 km distance. I brought them there, and they where like children in a candy store. The 'Pascha' has 126 appartments with ~160 girls, a beauty salon, restaurants, bistros, boutique, tanning salon, etc etc etc. 10 floor building. The 7th floor has transsexual prostitutes only. This thing is HUGE, and FCKING crazy. I had to wait all night long, spending most of the time in the basement where is Striptease and Tabledance section. All paid by the company. Crazy times for a young adult. Guys where fcking their brains out, while I was having a great time getting lapdances. Best job one could possibly have.

[Aaron McCrevice]

How old are you again? I mean seriously, who hasn't been to one?
Was fun as a boy of 18-19 years.
Today I don't need or miss it though. Once you've got the perfect girl, why waste time at a strip club, doesn't give me anything anymore.

A good friend of my parents is the CEO of one of the biggest kitchen manufaturers here in Germany. The town is actually very small, but there are more kitchen manufacturers located there than everywhere else, so it is known as the "World Capital of Kitchen". Every year this small town gets crazy because people from all over the world are coming to visit the fairs of the different manufacturers. The company I mentioned owns a small castle where their own fair is taking place every year and I used to work there for this event. Was a hard but extremely well paid job. Before I began to work there, they had only female waitresses and bar-maids, but there have always been problems. The fair starts every day at around 7 and is open ended. So every year they had problems with different clients. Drinks and food are for free all day and a lot of agents are getting wasted every single day, which often ended in waitresses being harrassed and sexually pressed. So the company decided to bring me in as a male waiter to keep an eye on things. I speak 5 languages, too, which also was a good thing. My job was not only to serve food and drinks, but basically anything: Book hotels, get hookers, entertain the bored women of the agents, etc. Russians and their ladies (guys usually around 50-60 with 2-3 ladies around 20-25 years old) often asked for cocain and other things, so I was given money and a car and had to get some. Japanese and chinese guys always were the funniest ones. Shy guys. When they want something, they don't ask directly, they paraphrase what they want and you have to decipher it and find out what it really is. And every single year, there where guys asking for strip-clubs and cathouses. So one year there was a group of Asians that definitely wanted to go to the 'Pascha' in Cologne. The 'Pascha' is the biggest bordel in whole Europe. When a client wants something, you never, I mean NEVER, say 'No' because you want them to buy things. So I was told: "Okay, grab a car, drive them to Cologne". Pretty funny, because it's a ~210 km distance. I brought them there, and they where like children in a candy store. The 'Pascha' has 126 appartments with ~160 girls, a beauty salon, restaurants, bistros, boutique, tanning salon, etc etc etc. 10 floor building. The 7th floor has transsexual prostitutes only. This thing is HUGE, and FCKING crazy. I had to wait all night long, spending most of the time in the basement where is Striptease and Tabledance section. All paid by the company. Crazy times for a young adult. Guys where fcking their brains out, while I was having a great time getting lapdances. Best job one could possibly have.

[zizoudane10]

Loshak needs to visit the 'Pascha' (maybe together with JJ). Loshak, come here güey.

[Vaughany]

How old are you again? I mean seriously, who hasn't been to one?
Was fun as a boy of 18-19 years.
Today I don't need or miss it though. Once you've got the perfect girl, why waste time at a strip club, doesn't give me anything anymore.

A good friend of my parents is the CEO of one of the biggest kitchen manufaturers here in Germany. The town is actually very small, but there are more kitchen manufacturers located there than everywhere else, so it is known as the "World Capital of Kitchen". Every year this small town gets crazy because people from all over the world are coming to visit the fairs of the different manufacturers. The company I mentioned owns a small castle where their own fair is taking place every year and I used to work there for this event. Was a hard but extremely well paid job. Before I began to work there, they had only female waitresses and bar-maids, but there have always been problems. The fair starts every day at around 7 and is open ended. So every year they had problems with different clients. Drinks and food are for free all day and a lot of agents are getting wasted every single day, which often ended in waitresses being harrassed and sexually pressed. So the company decided to bring me in as a male waiter to keep an eye on things. I speak 5 languages, too, which also was a good thing. My job was not only to serve food and drinks, but basically anything: Book hotels, get hookers, entertain the bored women of the agents, etc. Russians and their ladies (guys usually around 50-60 with 2-3 ladies around 20-25 years old) often asked for cocain and other things, so I was given money and a car and had to get some. Japanese and chinese guys always were the funniest ones. Shy guys. When they want something, they don't ask directly, they paraphrase what they want and you have to decipher it and find out what it really is. And every single year, there where guys asking for strip-clubs and cathouses. So one year there was a group of Asians that definitely wanted to go to the 'Pascha' in Cologne. The 'Pascha' is the biggest bordel in whole Europe. When a client wants something, you never, I mean NEVER, say 'No' because you want them to buy things. So I was told: "Okay, grab a car, drive them to Cologne". Pretty funny, because it's a ~210 km distance. I brought them there, and they where like children in a candy store. The 'Pascha' has 126 appartments with ~160 girls, a beauty salon, restaurants, bistros, boutique, tanning salon, etc etc etc. 10 floor building. The 7th floor has transsexual prostitutes only. This thing is HUGE, and FCKING crazy. I had to wait all night long, spending most of the time in the basement where is Striptease and Tabledance section. All paid by the company. Crazy times for a young adult. Guys where fcking their brains out, while I was having a great time getting lapdances. Best job one could possibly have.

haha amazing post!

Don't know if you've heard of the comedian Russel Brand? Well in his latest book he talks about when he went to Cologne to watch the Rolling Stones in concert and interview them after. When it was all done he went to a strip club/brothel which he says was the greatest place he'd ever been to (which is quite a claim as he is a sex addict who has been to brothels all over the world!)...but he couldnt recall what it was called, all he could remember that there was a train track alongside it! I wonder if it was Pascha!

[Vaughany]

LMAO...

"In 2003, oral sex and intercourse cost about 50 Euros. The brothel advertises a money-back guarantee in case of unsatisfactory service by a woman"!!!

[Vaughany]

More LMAO!...

A bizarre story was reported in August 2005: two women, 19 and 29 years old, had rented two rooms in the Pascha and announced over the internet that they would pay any man 50 Euros for sex; the goal was to find out who could have more partners in one day. In the end they had sex for 11 hours with a total of 115 men, and about 1,700 others had to be turned away. The German tabloid Bild turned the story into a headline the next day. The women insisted that they had paid the men from their own vacation money and had not received any compensation from Bild or Pascha.^[11] The 19 year old woman later worked in the club brothel of Pascha.^[1]

[zizoudane10]

haha amazing post!

Don't know if you've heard of the comedian Russel Brand? Well in his latest book he talks about when he went to Cologne to watch the Rolling Stones in concert and interview them after. When it was all done he went to a strip club/brothel which he says was the greatest place he'd ever been to (which is quite a claim as he is a sex addict who has been to brothels all over the world!)...but he couldnt recall what it was called, all he could remember that there was a train track alongside it! I wonder if it was Pascha!

Haha, wtf That definitely is the Pascha! Of course I know Russell Brand, guy has some funny films, but never heard of this story until now!

That definitely is the place where he was!

LMAO...

"In 2003, oral sex and intercourse cost about 50 Euros. The brothel advertises a money-back guarantee in case of unsatisfactory service by a woman"!!!

Haha, yeah that's true. This moneyback guarantee still exists

The Pascha Guarantee:

The Pascha philosophy promises that every guest should think "that was worth it!" upon leaving the house : a high standard, that we maintain irrespective of cost. The manager of every branch of Pascha is always open to your comments. If you have a question or a problem, we will find a solution as quickly as possible.

True to our motto "Pascha sein ist fein" (To be a Pasha is great) we are the only Brothel in the entire world to give a Money-back Guarantee! If you are not satisfied with our services, or the services of our girls, we offer you a no-questions-asked refund!

This has nothing to do with our sensational services, and is merely due to our wish to keep our reputation for quality. Every guest in Pascha deserves to leave fully-satisfied.

More LMAO!...

A bizarre story was reported in August 2005: two women, 19 and 29 years old, had rented two rooms in the Pascha and announced over the internet that they would pay any man 50 Euros for sex; the goal was to find out who could have more partners in one day. In the end they had sex for 11 hours with a total of 115 men, and about 1,700 others had to be turned away. The German tabloid Bild turned the story into a headline the next day. The women insisted that they had paid the men from their own vacation money and had not received any compensation from Bild or Pascha.^[11] The 19 year old woman later worked in the club brothel of Pascha.^[1]

I can tell you, this place is mothercking crazy. Looks like nothing from outside, but inside... wow. Been basically all over the world, this is by far the craziest one I know.

[Vaughany]

Haha, wtf That definitely is the Pascha! Of course I know Russell Brand, guy has some funny films, but never heard of this story until now!

That definitely is the place where he was!

Haha, yeah that's true. This moneyback guarantee still exists

The Pascha Guarantee:

The Pascha philosophy promises that every guest should think "that was worth it!" upon leaving the house : a high standard, that we maintain irrespective of cost. The manager of every branch of Pascha is always open to your comments. If you have a question or a problem, we will find a solution as quickly as possible.

True to our motto "Pascha sein ist fein" (To be a Pasha is great) we are the only Brothel in the entire world to give a Money-back Guarantee! If you are not satisfied with our services, or the services of our girls, we offer you a no-questions-asked refund!

This has nothing to do with our sensational services, and is merely due to our wish to keep our reputation for quality. Every guest in Pascha deserves to leave fully-satisfied.


I can tell you, this place is mothercking crazy. Looks like nothing from outside, but inside... wow. Been basically all over the world, this is by far the craziest one I know.

haaha yeah train track right alongside it! Definitely the one he was referring to! Very funny story, his two autobiographies - My Bookywook and Bookywook 2 (story is in this one) are superb. He says he went through at least half-dozen different women whilst he was there!

I see there is a smaller version in Munich! I'm heading to Munich next month all be it on a very short visit for a Chemical Exhibition with work. Im trying to make it so that I can stay overnight and at least have a few hours to see the city and visit Allianz Arena! (and maybe a quick stop at Pascha!!)

[NYER5680]

Once in awhile a strip club is a great way to relax after a stressful day.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

Weeder I was at strip club last night

Weeder I missed SBR poker tourney but it was worth it

Weeder this fine young lady ("Skylar") must play in the SBR casino cuz she "made my dreams come true"

Weeder I'm still recovering from last night so I'll prolly donk out in 40th place in tourney tonight

Weeder get your virgin ass to a strip club PRONTO

[Sacrelicious]

Haha, wtf That definitely is the Pascha! Of course I know Russell Brand, guy has some funny films, but never heard of this story until now!

That definitely is the place where he was!

Haha, yeah that's true. This moneyback guarantee still exists

The Pascha Guarantee:

The Pascha philosophy promises that every guest should think "that was worth it!" upon leaving the house : a high standard, that we maintain irrespective of cost. The manager of every branch of Pascha is always open to your comments. If you have a question or a problem, we will find a solution as quickly as possible.

True to our motto "Pascha sein ist fein" (To be a Pasha is great) we are the only Brothel in the entire world to give a Money-back Guarantee! If you are not satisfied with our services, or the services of our girls, we offer you a no-questions-asked refund!

This has nothing to do with our sensational services, and is merely due to our wish to keep our reputation for quality. Every guest in Pascha deserves to leave fully-satisfied.


I can tell you, this place is mothercking crazy. Looks like nothing from outside, but inside... wow. Been basically all over the world, this is by far the craziest one I know.

Unreal.

I need to browse sketchy ads on the internet with fake pictures and end up paying 300$/hr.

Why in the name of hell am I not living in Europe?

[gauchojake]

I'm going to be hanging out with a bunch of German ex pats on Saturday and will definitely ask them about this.

[Dilo]

Which is the best strip club in North America?

[gauchojake]

Which is the best strip club in North America?

Brandy's in Vancouver was pretty good back in the day. Brothel upstairs, nice club, good exchange rate for US (not anymore obv) weed pretty much legal. Good spot. I hear Montreal has a bunch of good spots. Tampa has a ton of clubs but weird touching rules.

[mcduggly]

I can honestly say I've never been to one.

This coupled with the fact that I posted a shirtless vid several months ago isn't helping my case for being straight.

[Robber]

If you haven't your as queer as rifleman

No I just have no reason to go

[zizoudane10]

haaha yeah train track right alongside it! Definitely the one he was referring to! Very funny story, his two autobiographies - My Bookywook and Bookywook 2 (story is in this one) are superb. He says he went through at least half-dozen different women whilst he was there!

I see there is a smaller version in Munich! I'm heading to Munich next month all be it on a very short visit for a Chemical Exhibition with work. Im trying to make it so that I can stay overnight and at least have a few hours to see the city and visit Allianz Arena! (and maybe a quick stop at Pascha!!)

Need to order and read them, sounds fun.
Vaughany, we should meet next season and watch a game and party together, seriously.
I'm planning to visit a friend in Reading in late August/early september (maybe heading over to Edinburgh after that to meet another close friend). Reading isn't far from London, we could hit the casino together.

Once in awhile a strip club is a great way to relax after a stressful day.

Wouldn't necessarily deny that. But I have found a better way to relax, at least for me, when I'm stressed out, or a little pissed off, whatever: I roll out to one of my favourite bars, have a great cigar and a nice whisky, put my brain on pause and let time fly by for an hour or so. Fcking great. After that, I'm relaxed again, so I could come home and don't let my anger out on my girl f.e.

Unreal.

I need to browse sketchy ads on the internet with fake pictures and end up paying 300$/hr.

Why in the name of hell am I not living in Europe?

Come over here, our beer is better, too

I'm going to be hanging out with a bunch of German ex pats on Saturday and will definitely ask them about this.

What are pats Never heard this word But yeah, ask them about the Pascha. Pretty sure they should have heard about it.

I can honestly say I've never been to one.

This coupled with the fact that I posted a shirtless vid several months ago isn't helping my case for being straight.

Maybe you would love the 7th floor then?

[MoneyLineDawg]

I don't go much but love strip clubs....I think the whole thing/idea is ridiculous and some of the creepers there are pretty funny......I just go with groups of friends on a rare occasion to get hammered and have fun with some naked chicks around....Don't really take the strippers seriously but its always a good time

When I was in college at SCAR, the main strip club in town used to have 2 shots or 2 beers for a dollar on monday nights, all night.....Place used to be packed with college kids watching monday night football on the big screens and getting hammered with a bunch of titties everywhere.....Had some great times, and the chicks there were def above average

As far as the best strip clubs I've come across, Montreal was amazing....Strip Clubs there blow anything in the US out of the water

Every girl was pretty much amazing....In the US you'll see a lot of "crack hoe" type strippers, not true at all from what I experienced in Montreal

Also everything is cheaper and they'll pretty much do anything you want

I paid like 10 or 20 bucks from what I remember to have 2 straight up dimes have a "lesbian show" right in front of my face in this back room.....Was pretty ridiculous but funny as hell.....they did everything you can imagine for about 10 minutes

One of my other friends fukked one in a private backroom for really cheap as well

Highly recommended

[zizoudane10]

I don't go much but love strip clubs....I think the whole thing/idea is ridiculous and some of the creepers there are pretty funny......I just go with groups of friends on a rare occasion to get hammered and have fun with some naked chicks around....Don't really take the strippers seriously but its always a good time (.......)

Exactly. It's a great thing to go to one with a bunch of friends on a boys night out, but it's not about the titties and nude girls really. It's more about the atmosphere and the fun. Nothing's worse than a cheap, dirty strip club packed with a bunch of old ugly creeps. If you wanna fck a chick, don't go to a strip club. Never understood this and never will.

[CountNo_Account]

[Vaughany]

Need to order and read them, sounds fun.
Vaughany, we should meet next season and watch a game and party together, seriously.
I'm planning to visit a friend in Reading in late August/early september (maybe heading over to Edinburgh after that to meet another close friend). Reading isn't far from London, we could hit the casino together.

For sure bro, id be up for tht, keep me in the loop on ur plans

also his books are def worth getting (especially first one as tht covers his early years when was a crazy drug addict and alcoholic!) a lot of people dislike russel brand and find him to be annoying and over the top whichis understandable, but id be very surprised to hear somebody say tht they didnt find his book entertaining! Im slightly bias tho because (without sounding like a pretentious douche) i used be fan before he got famous! Me and a buddy saw him do a standup comedy set in a small pub in london when he was high on heroin and an absolute shambles! So wen he talks about sum of his stories in the book i can kind of relate to them cos i actually witnessed them when i was like 16 years old!

[clynnm17]

this was back in 2006, so i was about 23. I won a poker tournament in st pete florida. Cashed out 1st place 1500. Went to redsox/rays game. by the way i bet redsox David Wells pitching for Boston then I LOST THAT bet. so anyways dropped the grandparents off at home in pineallas county. Ive got tons of xanax on me and almost 2200 driving back up hwy 19 to go spend the night with my uncle in pasco county. i say penetrate it im going to the strip club. i walk in ask the bouncer who do i talk to about getting VIP dance with that chic over there. by the way she was a bad ass tanned blonde. Paid $175 for 30 minutes of just ASS and tittys in my face. After it was over I went to bar sat and talked to the other mongers and bartendar. the girl would not leave me alone and wanted more cash. I was like NO despite being all barred up on xanax. Went home that night smoking a lil kush counting my cash realizing im about $250 less than what i had after dropping off the gparents. and i was like what a F U C K I N G WASTE!!!!

[gauchojake]

Need to order and read them, sounds fun.
Vaughany, we should meet next season and watch a game and party together, seriously.
I'm planning to visit a friend in Reading in late August/early september (maybe heading over to Edinburgh after that to meet another close friend). Reading isn't far from London, we could hit the casino together.

Wouldn't necessarily deny that. But I have found a better way to relax, at least for me, when I'm stressed out, or a little pissed off, whatever: I roll out to one of my favourite bars, have a great cigar and a nice whisky, put my brain on pause and let time fly by for an hour or so. Fcking great. After that, I'm relaxed again, so I could come home and don't let my anger out on my girl f.e.

Come over here, our beer is better, too

What are pats Never heard this word But yeah, ask them about the Pascha. Pretty sure they should have heard about it.

Maybe you would love the 7th floor then?

Ex pats=ex patriots = German nationals living in the States. Will ask tomorrow.

[zizoudane10]

Ex pats=ex patriots = German nationals living in the States. Will ask tomorrow.

Damn, sometimes the explanation is so easy

[zizoudane10]

Gaucho, did you ask your guys?