Bigfoot Killed: Film To Be Released April 30th

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  • PhillyFlyers
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    • 09-27-11
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    #1
    Bigfoot Killed: Film To Be Released April 30th
    This screams hoax but I guess we'll find out soon enough.

    Bigfoot Killed - Film to be Released April 30th

    Rick Dyer, famous Bigfoot tracker, shot and killed a 9 ft Bigfoot near the intersection of Hwy 151 and Loop 1604 in San Antonio Texas.

    FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE

    PRLog (Press Release) - Apr. 22, 2013 - On September 9th, 2012, Rick Dyer, famous Bigfoot tracker, was in San Antonio Texas following leads that were received to local news stations about a big hairy creature leaving in the woods. 911 calls were placed by a couple of homeless people reporting a very large and smelly creature carrying a dear carcass across the highway.
  • boeing power
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    • 03-23-10
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    #2
    Sorry to hear about the loss of your mother.

    RIP
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    • PhillyFlyers
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      • 09-27-11
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      #3
      Originally posted by boeing power
      Sorry to hear about the loss of your mother.

      RIP
      Death to your sons and daughters, AIDS to your wife/girlfriend, and cancer to your mother and father.
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      • Let's Go Rangers
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        • 03-18-12
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        #4
        I hope this film doesn't interfere with you watching the Flyers playoff games
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        • Let's Go Rangers
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          • 03-18-12
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          #5
          Originally posted by Let's Go Rangers
          I hope this film doesn't interfere with you watching the Flyers playoff games
          Oooops

          Never mind...


          Carry on
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          • Wilfred
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            • 08-19-12
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            #6
            Interesting
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            • PhillyFlyers
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              • 09-27-11
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              #7
              Originally posted by Let's Go Rangers
              I hope this film doesn't interfere with you watching the Flyers playoff games
              Not at all. I'll be back to watching Flyers playoff hockey next season.

              In the meantime, I'll sit back and enjoy watching the Rags get trounced in the 1st round and laughing hysterically as they try to win with Rick Nash.
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              • Aaron McCrevice
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                • 02-26-13
                • 669

                #8
                "famous bigfoot tracker"




                homeless don' t know number for 911
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                • Vegas39
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                  • 09-22-11
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                  #9
                  Flyers

                  phillys Bigfoot bitch mother dead
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                  • PhillyFlyers
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                    • 09-27-11
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                    #10
                    If this guy really killed Bigfoot he could bring it to any university in Texas to verify it is, in fact, a Bigfoot and he would be a millionaire overnight.
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                    • PhillyFlyers
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                      • 09-27-11
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by Vegas39
                      Flyers

                      phillys Bigfoot bitch mother dead
                      Just like your f\*g dad is dead right?
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                      • Vegas39
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                        • 09-22-11
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                        #12
                        Philly fukk head
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                        • PhillyFlyers
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by Vegas39
                          Philly fukk head
                          Vegas sukkin cokk for slot money.
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                          • Vegas39
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                            #14
                            One again phillyretard clueless.

                            about Like taking bet that flyers would go further than kings in playoffs
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                            • Aaron McCrevice
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                              • 02-26-13
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                              #15
                              rumors now circulating that director Michael Moore is heavily involved


                              it is not yet certain whether he will direct the upcoming film, or whether Michael Moore himself was the creature shot dead by Dyers
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                              • PhillyFlyers
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by Vegas39
                                One again phillyretard clueless.

                                about Like taking bet that flyers would go further than kings in playoffs
                                The kings ain't going anywhere important. You want to double or nothing that bet that they don't win the Cup?

                                Of course you don't bitch, because you're a pussy who knows they're not gonna repeat.
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                                • PhillyFlyers
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                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Aaron McCrevice
                                  rumors now circulating that director Michael Moore is heavily involved


                                  it is not yet certain whether he will direct the upcoming film, or whether Michael Moore himself was the creature shot dead by Dyers
                                  Isn't Moore known for making documentaries?
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                                  • Vegas39
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                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by PhillyFlyers
                                    The kings ain't going anywhere important. You want to double or nothing that bet that they don't win the Cup?

                                    Of course you don't bitch, because you're a pussy who knows they're not gonna repeat.

                                    Nope you out of players talk worth it thanks loser
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                                    • Aaron McCrevice
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                                      • 02-26-13
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                                      #19
                                      he's better known as an insatiable fat pig who's white guilt cannot be cured with all the roast beef on earth


                                      he also speaks to the filthy dirtbag communists who attend occupy rallies
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                                      • SamDiamond
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                                        • 10-19-12
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                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by PhillyFlyers
                                        This screams hoax but I guess we'll find out soon enough.



                                        Really? What part?
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                                        • Kermit
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                                          #21
                                          Good Lord, not again.
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                                          • firstclass
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                                            #22
                                            Now we need a Geraldo special
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                                            • Winnipeg Jets
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                                              #23
                                              Who wrote that press release? Wonder what the movie will be like after reading such a well written piece.

                                              "a big hairy creature leaving in the woods".

                                              "The couple was living in a tent".
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                                              • chipper
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                                                • 01-07-10
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                                                #24
                                                I always thought that Bigfoot lived in the Pacific Northwest?? How'd he get to San Antonio? Vacationing at the Alamo & River Walk I guess !!
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                                                • Mikeyanks23
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                                                  • 11-30-10
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                                                  #25
                                                  already proven a hoax. Its all PR for a movie

                                                  Dyer is the same guy who "killed a BF" and was on CNN years ago
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                                                  • marcoloco
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                                                    #26
                                                    where is BFs dead body?
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                                                    • SamDiamond
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                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by marcoloco
                                                      where is BFs dead body?
                                                      With Philly's pet unicorn, and dead alien he has in his basement.
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                                                      • PAULYPOKER
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                                                        #28
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                                                        • PAULYPOKER
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                                                          • PAULYPOKER
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                                                            #30
                                                            I seen that hairy assed beast eating a bag of my oreos back in 72 at my hunting camp high atop the Appalachians,he stunk like a rotten cunnt on the same rag for decades.

                                                            Long story short this mother chased me down, swatted me unconscious,and that is all I can remember,until I came to and when I came to, all I could smell was shit everywhere.I was completely naked,my asshole hurt so bad I was wishing for death,I noticed it was bleeding heavier than an elephants vagina on a full flow period in the middle of a jungle . The pain became so unbearable I passed out again.

                                                            When I awakened some time much later, I could still smell shit everywhere but my ass was numb, caked with dry blood.So I gathered my senses, began to observe around me,and holy shit! I noticed the shit smell was my own!Then I noticed, I was sticky from head to toe,so I said to myself what the fukk is going on!

                                                            All of the sudden I could smell oreos mixed with shit realizing this is what was a caked sticky slimy mess all over my body.

                                                            I don't know, you tell me,do you think this hairy stinkin ass had his way with me? And if so, I wonder why to this day why this hairy self centered prick at-least could have had the common courtesy to give me a reach around or even the slightest angst to clean me up a little after he was done...I feel like a huge weight of anxiety has been lifted from me after all these years I am finally able to tell this horrific chapter of my life to you fine folk, my gamblin brethren.........

                                                            Thanks for listeningout.............
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                                                            • PAULYPOKER
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                                                              #31
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                                                              • PaperTrail07
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                                                                • 08-29-08
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                                                                #32
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                                                                • PhillyFlyers
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Vegas39
                                                                  Nope you out of players talk worth it thanks loser
                                                                  Listen pussy, me not posting in Players Talk was my decision alone.

                                                                  You have no control if I post there or not.

                                                                  I'm a man of my word and we had an agreement so a deal's a deal but don't think for a second it's because you have some kind of control in this matter bitch.
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                                                                  • PhillyFlyers
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                                                                    • 09-27-11
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    FB/FB is on their way to Canada now to watch a screening of the film.

                                                                    This may yet prove to be a hoax but that Dyer guy s insisting on it's authenticity.

                                                                    Link
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                                                                    • Mikeyanks23
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by PhillyFlyers
                                                                      FB/FB is on their way to Canada now to watch a screening of the film.

                                                                      This may yet prove to be a hoax but that Dyer guy s insisting on it's authenticity.

                                                                      Link

                                                                      philly do some research. FB/FB was in on it the whole time. They are trying to make $ to sell their book that barely sold any copies.
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