Some famous sayings that contradict eachother

[TheCentaur]

Post some of the contradictory platitudes you've heard
examples:

-Good things come to those who wait
but...
-Fortune favors the bold

-Reach for the stars
but...
-A man has to know his limitations

[19th Hole]

A stitch in time saves nine.
BUT
Haste makes waste.

[19th Hole]

Good things come to those that wait
BUT
God helps those that help themselves,

[19th Hole]

You can't judge a book by it's cover.
BUT
What you see is what you get.

[I/O]

A fool and his money are soon parted...
But....
Ignorance is bliss

[19th Hole]

The bigger the better
BUT
The best things come in small packages.

[19th Hole]

Many hands make light work.
BUT
Too many cooks spoil the broth.

[You mad bro]

have sex with a female...but.....find out shes a man

[19th Hole]

Look before you leap
BUT
He who hesitates is lost.

[19th Hole]

Absence makes the heart grow fonder
BUT
Out of sight, out of mind.

[TheCentaur]

Very good ones 19th hole

[PhillyFlyers]

You're never too late to learn
BUT
You can't teach an old dog new tricks.

[PhillyFlyers]

Practice makes perfect
BUT
No one is perfect.

[face]

don't take yourself too seriously/take yourself more seriously
early bird gets worm/good things come to those who wait

[19th Hole]

Practice makes perfect
BUT
No one is perfect.

don't take yourself too seriously
/take yourself more seriously

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I like these two.

[I/O]

He who gambles lives in shambles

But....

If you don't ever risk anything you risk even more

[TheCentaur]

You should quit gambling

but...

Don't be a quitter

[zizoudane10]

Birds of feather flock together (German: Gleich und gleich gesellt sich gern)

but

Opposites attract (German: Gegensätze ziehen sich an)

[TheCentaur]

-It is what it is but...

-things aren't always what they seem



-SBR Pros can use points to buy things in the store but...

-you can't buy things in the store because we say so

[TheRifleman]

sam " the idiot, loser, punk" diamond is a proud gay Jew

but.....

His Torah says: Leviticus: "Thou shalt not lie with another man as you would lie with a woman.

[Monitor-Tan]

We must kill those terrorist killers. - Bush

[SamDiamond]

sam " the idiot, loser, punk" diamond is a proud gay Jew

but.....

His Torah says: Leviticus: "Thou shalt not lie with another man as you would lie with a woman.

Where did this idea come from that I am jewish?

But anyway.

You'r mom's dead.

[TheRifleman]

Where did this idea come from that I am jewish?

But anyway.

You'r mom's dead.

are you embarrassed by being Jewish?

[daneblazer]

Some of the best things in life are free

yea but...

so are some of the worst

[daneblazer]

You can't win if you don't play - "Various"

but...

you can't lose if you don't play - "The Wire"

[TheRifleman]

[TheRifleman]

[Itsamazing777]

" I could care less"
but it's actually " I couldn't care less"

Ths is number 1.

[sourtwist]

I hate when people say I "could" care less. Fukkin retards