How i was elected pope

[Sacrelicious]

So in any case, a few months ago I was on vacation in Rome, I decided to visit the Vatican.

Unfortunately, I had a stomach flu and an absolutely terrible case of the runs.

Coincidentally, astoundingly, for the first time in history, the entire papal conclave was dyslexic.

[Seaweed]

[Foxx]

[Sacrelicious]

It is a poop joke.