Are you a one-upper?

[pouyasophy]

Everyone here knows at least one one-upper...they're the worst people in the world.

Jon- "I just got a new 2013 Acura RL after landing a new job paying 100k a year."

One upper- "Oh yeah? Well, I just got the new Benz 9000, and I was just hired as the new head coach for the Lakers."

Jon- "I'm having a bad day. I got a speeding ticket and found out my daughter lost her virginity (age 15)"

One upper- "So what? I got a DUI and my daughter was knocked up at age 12."

Jon- "I kicked someone's a$$ yesterday at the bar after he touched my girl and disrespected both of us."

One upper- "I knocked out Anderson Silva."

Jon- 'I met this hot girl yesterday."

One upper- I banged Scarlet Johannsen in the a$$ 5 minutes ago

[Vegas39]

So broke dikk do you get more in food stamps than your neighbors

[daneblazer]

Nobody likes a 1-upper

[SamDiamond]

Nobody likes a 1-upper

I know somebody who does.

See, what I did there dane?

[PAULYPOKER]

You're a 4 downer........

see what I did there SamZirconium?

[daneblazer]

I know somebody who does.

See, what I did there dane?

I worked with a guy like this one time. Would always top you. I started making up stories to see if he could top them...guy was king of his own world

[SamDiamond]

You're a 4 downer........

see what I did there SamZirconium?

Pauly, I just want to thank you.

Clearly you're changing the world on this forum.

You're a true freedom fighting hero, banging on your keyboard for degens the world over to see. Posting videos that no one watches, articles no one reads--- well done hero.

Imagine if you opened your fuking door and actually tried to vomit this crap in the real world? Yeah, didn't think so.

Hey, this fits Pauly pretty well...

[tto827]

That video was pretty funny Diamond

[SamDiamond]

And here's FagPouy's post about suking the government teet....

On one hand he is yapping about the government, and on the other, he is holding out his hand out and begging for scraps like the piece of shit that he is.

Fuking beggars. I hate them.

lol at you slaves who have no time to sit down and think about how stupid you are for 5 seconds...12k a year from my 2 hrs/day, 2k a year from government, 8k a year from selling product A. 14k a year from selling product B. And 6k a year modeling....Just because my "front" job makes 12k a year, doesn't mean that's my only source of income.

Have fun only getting paid while punching a clock and getting on your knees for the man.

"Working man is a sucker." Bronx Tale