Something That Has Always Been Troubling Me...

[Seaweed]

How do blind people wipe their bum? It's a very visual activity so how do they know when there is no more poo on the tissue? Is this why they have dogs?

[TheRifleman]

something that always has been troubling ME....are you a PHAG???


Seriously. What is your story? You're as queer as a $3 bill...come on now, son....tell us your story.

[Smoke]

something that always has been troubling ME....are you a PHAG???


Seriously. What is your story? You're as queer as a $3 bill...come on now, son....tell us your story.

He aint as PHAG as that rainbow flag in your bedroom

[TheRifleman]

He aint as PHAG as that rainbow flag in your bedroom

that was seaweed's room, buttslammer.....when you come down from your heroin high, you'll remember.

[Russian Rocket]

that was seaweed's room, buttslammer.....when you come down from your heroin high, you'll remember.

what a choker

[TheCentaur]

This is a very thought provoking question seaweed. I think anyone's best guess is they sometimes end up carrying a dirty one around

[Seaweed]

This is a very thought provoking question seaweed. I think anyone's best guess is they sometimes end up carrying a dirty one around

Perhaps, but I'm thinking they must have worked out some system with their dog

[Let's Go Rangers]

Great question Seaweed.

And blind people are easy prey for the cellophane across the top of the bowl trick

[Fidel_CashFlow]

i just cant seem to "zig" or "zag" either way on this thought provoking question.

How bout we just all agree to be thankful that we have our sight and this is not a problem for us

[TheCentaur]

Perhaps, but I'm thinking they must have worked out some system with their dog

[sourtwist]

Seaweed, I am sourtwist. Youre a fukkn toolbox.

[GUMMO77]

Perhaps, but I'm thinking they must have worked out some system with their dog

Weeder, the past two weeks you've talked about ordering porn at your grandmas house -- accidentally of course -- and now about dogs licking bums; did little weeder get past the parental controls and now Google has opened a whole new world for you? Be honest, Weed, please. It's just you and I here.

[Wordsworth]

They do smell or flavor tests on the paper after four or five swipes. Sometimes they just touch it with their hands if they know they've had a meal with lots of seeds.



True story.

[Kpn]

Seems like Seaweed watched Jim Jeffries stand-up and stole his joke,
proof:

[Smoke]

Weeder, the past two weeks you've talked about ordering porn at your grandmas house -- accidentally of course -- and now about dogs licking bums; did little weeder get past the parental controls and now Google has opened a whole new world for you? Be honest, Weed, please. It's just you and I here.

[manny24]

They do smell or flavor tests on the paper after four or five swipes. Sometimes they just touch it with their hands if they know they've had a meal with lots of seeds.



True story.

yes and corn

[Kpn]

I hope people appreciate the detective work I did here today jeez.

[Smoke]

yes and corn

yes and menthol

[manny24]

also have any blind folks ever tried meth?

would the baggie have a braille warning label?

they wouldn't know so people would have to say like ok you're freaking out right now or you just shit yourself whatever

[HERBJONES]

so weed, are you looking for a job as a blind persons asswiper? im sure thats an untouched market. you could get in on the ground floor and have a monopoly! imagine n army of trucks rollin around town advertising weeds wiping service, it would be awesome. of course how would your target audience see them since theyre blind?

[hugh613]

And this is why Seaweed Nation finds itself in the midst of such troubled times: our beloved leader sidetracked by trivial matters rather than spending every last minute attempting to provide winners to the Nation.

If you think about, the similarities between Seaweed and Kim Jong Un are rather striking...