Ways You Can Die

[Sacrelicious]

Being shot out of a cannon,

Having someone stick their entire arm down your throat,

Freezing yourself in a giant block of ice,

Working on a construction site without proper safety gear.

[Sacrelicious]

Dumping molten gold all over yourself,

Getting roasted on a spit and then eaten at a party,

Attacked by mutants that live in the sewers,

Sniffing paint ceaselessly and consecutively until one dies.

[Sacrelicious]

Jumping into an active trash compactor,

Stepping onto an enormous spike,

Eating both of your legs,

Being bit by a poisonous spider.

[Sacrelicious]

Telling a magical genie that one if your three wishes is to be dead,

Rolling around in a pool of molten lava,

Attempting to make love to an aggressive shark,

Murdered by a vengeful ex wife.

[Sacrelicious]

Getting into severe debt with the wrong group of people,

Superman could not make it in time,

Hugging a tesla coil,

Contracting a deadly STD.

[cubswin]

Trying to penetrate a bear in the ass while it is taking care of little cubs

[Itsamazing777]

Poison needles poked into your eyeballs over and over.

[Sacrelicious]

Trying to look tough by smashing a beer bottle over your head and getting a fractured skull and severe lacerations.

[Bostongambler]

All of the above.

[Sacrelicious]

Hanging up Christmas lights on defective and poorly constructed imported ladder.

[Conan]

alcohol poisoning by downing a bottle of vodka through an enima bag

[cubswin]

Having a heart attack because the Cubs win the world series , ummmmm never mind .

[pouyasophy]

Tailing Sacrelicious' MMA plays

[Sacrelicious]

Demonic possession,

Going for a swim in a pool of boiling water,

Being shot with a ray gun,

Being near a nuclear power plant that has a meltdown.

[Sawyer]

Betting chalk favourites in april

[The iron sheik]

How would you close the door?

You bypass the mechanism, tear the door off and enjoy the ride.

Though, I think you need to do it spartan style in this one. Why die putting your head in the microwave, when you can enjoy the agony of putting the microwave on defrost and fry your rooster in it? Will probably take hours, that stuff will earn you a place in Valhalla.

[Sacrelicious]

Choking on your own vomit,

Being mobbed by a group of angry communists,

Locking yourself into a cupboard and not being able to get out

[The iron sheik]

Speaking of microwaves,


swallowing a microwave oven would probably kill a human being
infact, swallowing anything that is the size of a microwave

[cubswin]

Being put in the camel clutch and then being made humble would kill most men