5 Things You Probably Didn't Know About Me...

[Seaweed]

I'll go first.

1) I don't sit on public toilets

2) I wear briefs

3) I have only once said the F-word once on the Internet since it was established.

4) I wear long johns most of the year.

5) in 1997-98 (not sure exactly) I got 10 stitches on my head after hitting my head on a pole.

Who's next?

[Sacrelicious]

1) I have a massive hog

2) I like cheese

3) I have a massive hog

4) My favorite snack is popcorn with balsamic vinegar

5) I have a massive hog.

[TheRifleman]

1- you wear a diaper, and or always have a pained look on your face in public....

2- you can't have children ( from the sounds of this list...that's the last thing on your to do list)

3- You're creepy

4- you're very creepy

5- we may have found the root of the problem

[Bostongambler]

1- I'm 7"2 in stocking feet

2- I smoke a corn pipe

3- I have two nicknames (. Horse and Tiger)

4- I eat cake and ice cream after every meal.

5- I once ate 43 ping pong balls to win a bet.

[Boner_18]

Buzzy, is that you?

[Spanks]

6.I'm gay

[Kermit]

1. I have a long green schlong
2. My girlfriend is a pig
3. I've made quite a living from letting people fist me up the ass
4. I once kicked the shit out of 2 old guys in a theater for laughing at me.
5. 2 of my good friends make crystal meth in their lab

[Seaweed]

Interesting

[bradthebloke]

i eat pussy like a hog eats slop.

[Carseller4]

1. Worked at the Pentagon right after High School, and right before joining Army.

2. 1st car was a 79 Camaro.

3. Physically helped bring down the Berlin Wall.

4. I wear boxers.

5. I dream about Shari91 on a regular basis.

[Chili_Powder]

1. Chased a squirrel up a tree once. ONCE.

2. Any new socks I buy are tan Dr. Sholl's, makes laundry a fckn breeze

3. Hitch-hiked from Reno to Rockford, Illinois in 2 1/2 days in the dead of winter.

4. Managed an Amersterdam hash bar.

5. Vandalized a Russian Vodka factory, if caught I would have recieved the death penalty.

[Jimmy Proffett]

1.) I became a Freemason, a quick trip to fame and fortune
2.) Flew across the Atlantic before it became all whatever
3.) Had my child kidnapped
4.) Flew to Europe like a pussy
5.) Believe white people are the bestest of all time

[Sacrelicious]

[CountNo_Account]

1.Shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.

2.6ft. 6" 260 lbs. o' mayne.

3.Once motorboated Kelly Brook in a London Hotel.

4.When Charles Barkley sees me approaching him on the sidewalk in Vegas he crosses the street.

5.Bill Clinton is a not so distant cousin.

[Seaweed]

[pronk]

1.) I became a Freemason, a quick trip to fame and fortune

You can say that again! You forgot to mention another perk that comes with it: one way ticket to hell to spend the eternity with your grand master Lucifer.

[CountNo_Account]

[Sacrelicious]

You can say that again! You forgot to mention another perk that comes with it: one way ticket to hell to spend the eternity with your grand master Lucifer.

I'll agree with that!

I recently became a christian myself, in fact all I had to do was to go over to my local church, they requested that I touch a small child on the rooster and/or balls, after doing so, I was promoted to a cardinal. They are now paying me a salary.

Religion rules!

[Jimmy Proffett]

People that are anti-religion are actually more ridiculous than people that are religious. Well done.

[Sacrelicious]

I'm profoundly and deeply spiritual and have my own beliefs,

But thank you, I try.

Notice my screen name.

[Robber]

I now know that seaweed doesn't know how milk is produced

[GUMMO77]

1.) I became a Freemason, a quick trip to fame and fortune
2.) Flew across the Atlantic before it became all whatever
3.) Had my child kidnapped
4.) Flew to Europe like a pussy
5.) Believe white people are the bestest of all time

Why?

[pulledclear]

Sammy one thing I know about you is your a fckng idiot!

[good_money]

1. Was born in the high school bathroom... Prom(Mom+Dads big night) I was born late in the dance.

[Dilo]

1. I like Batman

2. I like greasy pizza

3. I got beat up by 13 guys for making sexy time with one of their girlfriends

4. I am an expert shooter with various types of firearms

5. I am on a beginning a journey on my second life