Is It Possible To Create The Perfect Murder?

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  • Seaweed
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    • 01-19-12
    • 26318

    #1
    Is It Possible To Create The Perfect Murder?
    Let's say a person lives 50 miles away from you and you plan on having them murdered. How would you have it done so that you do not get caught? Is it possible to create and execute a prefect murder?
  • King Mayan
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-22-10
    • 21326

    #2
    Reported.
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    • broadway6
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      • 11-14-09
      • 13337

      #3
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      • InTheDrink
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        • 11-23-09
        • 23983

        #4
        weeder would this be a crime of passion
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        • broadway6
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 11-14-09
          • 13337

          #5
          Originally posted by InTheDrink
          weeder would this be a crime of passion
          if so, we need to worry about the giant
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          • Seaweed
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            • 01-19-12
            • 26318

            #6
            Originally posted by King Mayan
            Reported.
            Hypothetically, of course.
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            • Chi_archie
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-22-08
              • 63172

              #7
              put on a hazmat suit and stab them in the neck repeatedly with an icicle

              also

              if you really hated a fetus in your own belly, you could murder that sucker and get away scot free
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              • tto827
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 10-01-12
                • 9078

                #8
                I've often thought about this myself. But then I realized that the people committing murder have a few screws lose themselves, so they likely wouldn't be able to come up with it except in very rare situations.
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                • Seaweed
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                  • 01-19-12
                  • 26318

                  #9
                  Some tremendous responses but doesn't look like it's actually possible.
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                  • You mad bro
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                    • 01-15-12
                    • 16641

                    #10
                    saloon this shit .. another attention begging thread from this moron
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                    • Seaweed
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                      • 01-19-12
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                      #11
                      Originally posted by You mad bro
                      saloon this shit .. another attention begging thread from this moron
                      The Breakfast Club called, they want their 1980's insults back.
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                      • You mad bro
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                        • 01-15-12
                        • 16641

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Seaweed
                        The Breakfast Club called, they want their 1980's insults back.
                        why does the breakfast club have ur number?
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                        • Seaweed
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                          • 01-19-12
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                          #13
                          Originally posted by InTheDrink
                          weeder would this be a crime of passion


                          drinker is it true if you don't use it you lose it?
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                          • boeing power
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                            • 03-23-10
                            • 9698

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Seaweed
                            drinker is it true if you don't use it you lose it?
                            Not if you never had it.
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                            • Seaweed
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                              • 01-19-12
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                              #15
                              Originally posted by You mad bro
                              why does the breakfast club have ur number?
                              Why is the earth flat?
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                              • Seaweed
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                                • 01-19-12
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                                #16
                                Originally posted by boeing power
                                Not if you never had it.
                                sharp post
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                                • You mad bro
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                                  • 01-15-12
                                  • 16641

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Seaweed
                                  Why is the earth flat?
                                  i thought it was round ...
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                                  • Brebos
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 02-24-13
                                    • 1209

                                    #18
                                    acid, breaking bad style
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                                    • King Mayan
                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                      • 09-22-10
                                      • 21326

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by Seaweed
                                      Hypothetically, of course.
                                      We'll let the authorities decide that.
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                                      • boeing power
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                                        • 03-23-10
                                        • 9698

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by King Mayan
                                        We'll let the authorities decide that.
                                        Let the cops know seaweed lives in Windsor under the bridge in the green tent.
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                                        • konck
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                                          • 10-17-06
                                          • 12554

                                          #21
                                          If its only 50 miles away I take a whore to a party drug her take her to a bedroom when she passes out i go out the window drive to the target .....snipe from a distance. Drive back get back in bed with the whore unlock the door an let some one find us passed out.
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                                          • InTheDrink
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 11-23-09
                                            • 23983

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Seaweed
                                            drinker is it true if you don't use it you lose it?
                                            weeder youre really stealing the show here
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                                            • chilidog
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 04-05-09
                                              • 10305

                                              #23
                                              Depends on if the person has no actual connection to you. Most people can't lie very well, and if you are connected to the person that was murdered, there's a strong possibility that you could be questioned. I saw on TV that most crimes are solved by a person confessing to the crime.

                                              Now, if the person is completely random and has no ties to you whatsoever, I think that you could get away with it. Chi_archie already provided the murder weapon - an icicle. Once it melts, then there's no murder weapon.
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                                              • The Kraken
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                                                • 12-25-11
                                                • 28918

                                                #24
                                                Not so much a plan but some general rules

                                                no finger prints
                                                no DNA
                                                no body
                                                no weapon
                                                nobody else can know
                                                no phones (GPS)

                                                Hard to build even a circumstantial case without any of the above
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                                                • ACoochy
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                                                  • 08-19-09
                                                  • 13949

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by Chi_archie
                                                  put on a hazmat suit and stab them in the neck repeatedly with an icicle

                                                  You want a piece of fishing line and a cigarette lighter.

                                                  After necking the poor soul simply disintegrate the fishing line with the lighter.

                                                  This is purely hypothetical of course...
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                                                  • BigDeem5
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                                                    • 02-26-11
                                                    • 17191

                                                    #26
                                                    This will be forward to the DoJ
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                                                    • King Mayan
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                                                      • 09-22-10
                                                      • 21326

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by boeing power
                                                      Let the cops know seaweed lives in Windsor under the bridge in the green tent.
                                                      Thanks Boeing...the Poroper Authorities have been alerted..
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                                                      • ACoochy
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 08-19-09
                                                        • 13949

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                        Not so much a plan but some general rules

                                                        no finger prints
                                                        no DNA
                                                        no body
                                                        no weapon
                                                        nobody else can know
                                                        no phones (GPS)

                                                        Hard to build even a circumstantial case without any of the above
                                                        The amount of times ive seen on the news people getting undone this way is unreal.

                                                        Dont they realise your phone is a virtual tracker?? Of course there are programs that can manipulate that etc but would it really be worth the hassle?
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                                                        • Ernie Mccracken
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 09-11-11
                                                          • 1986

                                                          #29
                                                          35% of murders go unsolved, but there are a lot of variables. If you're talking about an attractive wealthy white woman, cops will spend thousands of man hours and millions of dollars trying to track you down. Can't leave any physical evidence or witnesses. If you kill a black crackhead hobo in Detroit, they'll probably just wait to see if a video shows up on world star hiphop.
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                                                          • chilidog
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                                                            • 04-05-09
                                                            • 10305

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by ACoochy
                                                            The amount of times ive seen on the news people getting undone this way is unreal.

                                                            Dont they realise your phone is a virtual tracker?? Of course there are programs that can manipulate that etc but would it really be worth the hassle?
                                                            That's a good point. I think if it a crime were well-thought out, and nobody but you knew about it, it should be pretty easy to get away with the crime.
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                                                            • InTheDrink
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 11-23-09
                                                              • 23983

                                                              #31
                                                              btw the correct answer is DC sniper style

                                                              10 murders and the only reason they got caught was because of the frequency
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                                                              • ACoochy
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                                                                • 08-19-09
                                                                • 13949

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by InTheDrink
                                                                btw the correct answer is DC sniper style

                                                                10 murders and the only reason they got caught was because of the frequency
                                                                Yeah because every smart criminal likes leaving evidence lying around for ballistics to analyze.

                                                                Where they fukked up was by creating a pattern for law enforcement to work from.

                                                                The truly 'skilled' ones don't create patterns...
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                                                                • boeing power
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                                                                  • 03-23-10
                                                                  • 9698

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by The Kraken
                                                                  Not so much a plan but some general rules

                                                                  no finger prints
                                                                  no DNA
                                                                  no body
                                                                  no weapon
                                                                  nobody else can know
                                                                  no phones (GPS)

                                                                  Hard to build even a circumstantial case without any of the above
                                                                  internet search also,

                                                                  so many morons caught this way too.
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                                                                  • Deuce
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                                                                    • 01-12-08
                                                                    • 29843

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Ernie Mccracken
                                                                    35% of murders go unsolved, but there are a lot of variables. If you're talking about an attractive wealthy white woman, cops will spend thousands of man hours and millions of dollars trying to track you down. Can't leave any physical evidence or witnesses. If you kill a black crackhead hobo in Detroit, they'll probably just wait to see if a video shows up on world star hiphop.
                                                                    Look how many go unsolved in Detroit. It's astonishing.
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                                                                    • Seaweed
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                                                                      • 01-19-12
                                                                      • 26318

                                                                      #35
                                                                      I don't know whether to be impressed by the strategic answers, or scared.
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