I wish I was Katy Perry

[Dilo]

[MrZ]

[CanuckG]

Brb....

[TheCentaur]

smokin hot body but I can't stand her style and the way she lures young girls into her bullshit

[Dutch]

You wish you were a flash in the pan pop star who has already used up all 15 minutes of her fame and now will be desperate to stay famous?

You're not very good at making wishes.

[chilidog]

[Kaabee]

that's not katy perry. it's rosie jones.

[Bostongambler]

I wish I was her shower head

[LordVodka]

You wish you were a flash in the pan pop star who has already used up all 15 minutes of her fame and now will be desperate to stay famous?

You're not very good at making wishes.

That's more than most people ever achieve so who cares.

Back to the first post, that's someone called Rosie Jones. Quick Google reverse image search reveals that.

[Kermit]

I don't know how this red furry fruitcake landed this gig. This shit had froggy style written all over it.



Then she goes on SNL and rubs it in. Fukk that bitch.

[Swinging Johnson]

I wish I was her shower head

or her adult diaper....tampon....you beat me to the punch. Great minds BG, great minds.

[Foxx]

You wish you were getting drilled by pop singer John Mayer?



That's you in the front.

[chilidog]

Katy Perry made it big because she has big . If she had a set of A cups on her, nobody would give a shit. Big fukkin deal. Know what's gonna happen to those puppies pretty soon? Nips gonna be mixin up her oatmeal. Ain't nobody wanna see that shit.

[Dutch]

That's more than most people ever achieve so who cares.

Yeah, who cares about the desperation that comes after losing your taste of fame.

[5mike5]

shes hot

[InTheDrink]

there are some miserable fuks in this thread

i dont give a fuk who that pic is in the op but its fukkin HOT!!!

[Dilo]

that's not katy perry. it's rosie jones.

its possible that they are titty twins

[cbiscuit]

smokin hot body but I can't stand her style and the way she lures young girls into her bullshit

Totally agree. When she first came on 5 years ago I thought I'd love her but that did not last. She became another pop diva doing lightheaded songs that were easy to dance to. Physically she is still incredible but if she comes on my tv now I gawk for 10 seconds and then turn her off.

[sweep]

You wish you were getting drilled by pop singer John Mayer?

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That's you in the front.

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[Dilo]

You wish you were getting drilled by pop singer John Mayer? Me too! I've always fantasize about man meat pole drilling!

[IMG][/IMG]

That's you in the front.

I don't know who John Mayer is, and doubt he could drill me in any way. I do not want this to happen to me.

[Dilo]

Fox, you are a sicco

[Foxx]

I don't know who John Mayer is, and doubt he could drill me in any way. I do not want this to happen to me.

I didn't know who he was until yesterday either. But if you want to be anybody, it's not Kate Perry, it is John Mayer. This guy has gotten some serious a-list pussy over the years, including Jennifer Love Hewitt, Jessica Simpson, Jennifer Aniston, Taylor Swift and a host of other minor celebrities.

Anyway, if you want to know what you and John look like from another angle, here you go:



Cheers

[Dilo]

[Big Bear]

nice bathing suit

[TheMoneyShot]

A lot of gamblers will be smacking off at Super Bowl halftime

[Auto Donk]

Katy Perry made it big because she has big . If she had a set of A cups on her, nobody would give a shit. Big fukkin deal. Know what's gonna happen to those puppies pretty soon? Nips gonna be mixin up her oatmeal. Ain't nobody wanna see that shit.

all this goofy lookin' skank had were "a cups" until someone jammed two big bags of chemicals into her pectoral region........ nevertheless, i'd love to give her the donkey punch to end all donkey punches.... literally knock her the fck out with it!!!!

[JMobile]

nice bathing suit

nice bump

[Slanina]

Holy bleep.