Easiest ways to get her keen....

Sacrelicious · 03-09-13, 07:46 AM

Alcohol and narcotics.

Without those I'm not particularly successful.

Bostongambler · 03-09-13, 08:04 AM

I just show up

Dharmonize · 03-09-13, 10:51 AM

Why playing games like that? Women want men as much as men want women, it´s that simple. If you really need to use a trick, just pretend you´re not interested at all... it never fails.

tto827 · 03-09-13, 11:46 AM

I thought you would just threaten them with those fists of fury. I mean that's the equivalent of shoving a gun in her face, right?

billyloco · 03-09-13, 12:12 PM

Originally posted by Dharmonize

Why playing games like that? Women want men as much as men want women, it´s that simple. If you really need to use a trick, just pretend you´re not interested at all... it never fails.

Works for me!!

(and i'm 66 w/DIABETES AND PROSTATE CANCER.....but still score due to gooood meds ... and I work out in the gym 4 days a week!!!)

TheCentaur · 03-09-13, 05:53 PM

Originally posted by ACoochy

To give an idea there was a time when collected gold for coin and when a women would ask what did for a living id simply hand her a small leather tie sachet that contained several nice shiny nuggets.

Are you from medieval Europe?

The Kraken · 03-09-13, 06:41 PM

I make sure they know I'm a comfortable size and won't be hurting them. Anally or vaginally. They like to know this in advance.

opie1988 · 03-09-13, 08:54 PM

Originally posted by ACoochy

Pussy, how do you get it and how successful is your game??

To give an idea there was a time when collected gold for coin and when a women would ask what did for a living id simply hand her a small leather tie sachet that contained several nice shiny nuggets.

Upon opening sachet the look in their eyes was almost always the same with a cashere like grin followed by a series of deep breathes, that classic symptom that suggests an increased rate of arousal.

Anyway, thats what has the highest success rate for me .

Whats yours??

Speak English, motherfukker.

Coochy trying awful hard to pretend that he likes women

innovation · 03-09-13, 10:22 PM

If you need instructions on how to preheat the oven..... Go ask your mom

BettingWizard · 03-09-13, 10:46 PM

"I just show up"

bradthebloke · 03-10-13, 12:27 AM

ACoochy · 03-10-13, 05:32 AM

Originally posted by opie1988

Speak English, motherfukker.

Coochy trying awful hard to pretend that he likes women

Sorry i dont speak the language of hicktard pal...

Dopie, tell your trail of nuthuggers to settle down on some of the foreign posters here or matters will be taken to a higher authority.

Whats next would be out of my control...

ACoochy · 03-10-13, 05:38 AM

Alot of young posters here...

Of course teenage girls are gagging for it but as they get older the more time has allowed for neurosis to develop so enjoy it whilst they can still be trained boys.

Sacrelicious · 03-10-13, 07:08 AM

Originally posted by bradthebloke

Big Kieth, an absolute legend.

innovation · 03-10-13, 09:18 AM

Originally posted by ACoochy

Alot of young posters here...

Of course teenage girls are gagging for it but as they get older the more time has allowed for neurosis to develop so enjoy it whilst they can still be trained boys.

Women hit their peak around 40.

Sacrelicious · 03-10-13, 09:22 AM

My biggest problem with women is that they do not approve of the fact that I have a B-cup.

Until I figure out a solution to this conundrum, I am unsure of my success without the use of intoxicating agents.

Dutch · 03-10-13, 01:00 PM

Originally posted by Dharmonize

If you really need to use a trick, just pretend you´re not interested at all... it never fails.

Yep. Act bored. There are best selling books that teach this shit, but that's all you need to know.

opie1988 · 03-10-13, 02:23 PM

Originally posted by ACoochy

Sorry i dont speak the language of hicktard pal...

Dopie, tell your trail of nuthuggers to settle down on some of the foreign posters here or matters will be taken to a higher authority.

Whats next would be out of my control...

Foreigners

Lethal Weapons

The Kraken · 03-10-13, 02:40 PM

Coochy post that picture of you working in a food truck

Mitchell88 · 03-10-13, 02:47 PM

roofies fukin duh

chilidog · 03-10-13, 02:52 PM

aesthetics

TheCentaur · 03-10-13, 03:09 PM

No matter how much I am attracted to a girl, I cancel the first date. I come up with an excuse like family issues or my dog is acting distressed and I'm worried, something like that. It has to be done the day of around 4 or 5 hours prior to the date.

This is around the time she would be just starting to think seriously about preparation for the date, does she really want to go out with me, oh I remind her of some other guy that was bad for her, etc. Then BOOM I cancel and she's mindfuked. She's not sure why now but if she ever gets her hands on me she wants to screw my brains out

The Kraken · 03-10-13, 03:21 PM

Maybe I'm the only one here that never had to have a plan or play games to get some "keen". I was just myself and that was always enough. Didn't have a go to move or even think about how I was going to get in my dates pants, I just knew it would happen.

Dating fatties is+ev

Sacrelicious · 03-10-13, 03:26 PM

Originally posted by TheCentaur

No matter how much I am attracted to a girl, I cancel the first date. I come up with an excuse like family issues or my dog is acting distressed and I'm worried, something like that. It has to be done the day of around 4 or 5 hours prior to the date.

chilidog · 03-10-13, 03:50 PM

The main things that influence all people are confidence and social status. Conquer those two, and the world is your sandbox.

ACoochy · 03-10-13, 04:22 PM

Originally posted by Dutch

Yep. Act bored. There are best selling books that teach this shit, but that's all you need to know.

As a rule of thumb that really only works on the more insecure females, which, thankfully means most of them

GamblerSpirit · 03-10-13, 07:38 PM

Originally posted by TheCentaur

No matter how much I am attracted to a girl, I cancel the first date. I
come up with an excuse like family issues or my dog is acting distressed and I'm worried, something like that. It has to be done the day of around 4 or 5 hours prior to the date.

This is around the time she would be just starting to think seriously about preparation for the date, does she really want to go out with me, oh I remind her of some other guy that was bad for her, etc. Then BOOM I cancel and she's mindfuked. She's not sure why now but if she ever gets her hands on me she wants to screw my brains out

In other words you're scared of pussy.

I like to make women laugh. Simple and it does the trick.

TheCentaur · 03-10-13, 08:38 PM

Originally posted by GamblerSpirit

In other words you're scared of pussy.

Hardly. Sometimes it's good to chum the water and get em hungry so you can hook em later