'Fellatio' sounds like a character from Hamlet, but modernized, its all cool and trendy and wears hip sunglasses and drives a convertible. 'Cunnilingus' sounds like the scientific Latin for a mold you find growing on the nether region of something that died a few weeks ago. "Hey baby, how do you fancy a bit of cunnilingus, eh?"
See? Crap word.
I was thinking about 'bisifacia', literally "occupied face", from old English bisig + Vugar Latin facia, but I don't quite like the sound of it.
Discuss.
See? Crap word.
I was thinking about 'bisifacia', literally "occupied face", from old English bisig + Vugar Latin facia, but I don't quite like the sound of it.
Discuss.
