Is it possible someone could be made out of wood?

[Bostongambler]

This guy sitting next to me at the bar is creaking and cracking. Sounds like a hull of a ship. Weird.

[Chi_archie]

ask him if he knows gepeto

[Bostongambler]

I thought about going the puppet route arch, but how do I go about it? " excuse me sir are u a puppet"?

[TheCentaur]

Bizarre post Boston

[CountNo_Account]

Pirate with a wooden leg?

[CountNo_Account]

Stab him in the leg and if he doesn't bleed and you can't pull the knife out he is either a puppet or a pirate...

[Chi_archie]

just a lot of old synovial fluid I guess

[marcoloco]

made its the stool he sitting on

[zizoudane10]

Throw him in a lake or a river. If he stays up, despite being drunk as fck, he def is out of wood. If he drowns.... Well, he's not. Problem is: If he stays up, he might be a witch instead of being out of wood. If your not sure which one it is, just burn him. You will be on the safe side there, both - witches and wooden man - are burning perfectly fine.

[Sacrelicious]

If by wood you mean erection, yes that is how most people are conceived.