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[sweep]

Copy & paste quotes here that you think everyone on the forum should read.

I'll start......I dont think anyone could have said this better. Nice work Tad

(regarding hit&run poker player..)

I'm not sure why it's so hard to understand that this is simply a function of etiquette and social grace. If you have to go, or are scared to play, or just don't want to play past rollover then that's fine. Just open your fingers and use that lil' chat box to your lower right. "I'm leaving after then next 5 hands." "Rollover almost done" "I'm scared to play you HU". Whatever, just simple fukking manners.

If you win a big pot and immediately leave without saying anything and think that's OK, then so be it. I'd venture to say you wouldn't do that if you were playing HU live face to face with someone.

Do you hold doors open for people in public? If they hold them open for you, do you say thank you?
Do you let people merge in traffic? If someone lets you merge, do you give them the 'thank you hand'?
Do you say thank you and please when you are at a bar/restaurant and dealing with their staff?
Do you tip poker dealers after you win a good pot live?
If you are in an elevator and you see someone walk towards it and the door starts to close, do you hold it open?
Are you careful to not YAP at a high volume on your cell phone in public places?

If you answered NO to most of these questions, then by all means continue to hit and run without saying anything. Society hates you anyway.

[sickler]

From back when drama reigned on the forum.......Nice job Loshack, er Carpe, er HG.......

Ok I will sum it up for you, literal, no sub-meanings.

1) It started when apparently pavy was a dick to bread. I was not aware of this, but was aware that pavy is a dick in general.

2) pavy posted the poolboy pic as his avatar, which was obvious to me wasn't him, but I never gave it much thought. Apparently though, pavy claimed it was really him, and told various posters that he used to be a model, and is a toned, cut muscular athletic sexy guy who gets lots of hot women. Apparently at one point he said he dated or fukked or was/is married to a former Miss North Dakota - I still don't know what the exact claim was, and is a good example of inside joke info that even a participant in the inside joke such as I, doesn't know about.

3) bread and robyn decided to plot revenge on pavy for being a dick to bread by figuring out who he really is in real life and outing him.

4) The breakthrough in that was, apparently, when robyn was able to somehow become friends with someone she was sure was pavy, on facebook.

5) Finally armed with irrefutable and gut-wrenchingly damning evidence, bread plotted the climax of the whole horrid tale, and unleashed it last night - having prepped it, in a very keen twist, with his pregnant posts from last week that he and robyn had met a couple online for swinging and wanted our opinion. It was pregnant because it was obvious that bread was up to something, but it wasn't clear what. The couple they claimed to be interested in swinging with turned out, of course, to be pics of what bread and robyn claim to be the real pavy and his "woman".

6) The real pavy (according to bread and robyn) does bear a very mild resemblance to the pavy claimed by pavy himself, but is much more pudgy, many orders of magnitude less cool, and in general has a pathetic and toolish look to him. The woman associated with the bread and robyn-claimed pavy, was almost definitely never close in her life to being in any beauty pageant anywhere whatsoever, and currently bears an upsetting resemblance to a fictional evil male character named Lord Kramdar.

7) The explosion of events took on a life of its own when the SBR poster sickler very impressively found clues in the back and forths between bread and robyn and pavy, and was able to identify the person pavy claims to be - a Greek pop star of questionable sexual orientation named Sakis Rouvas. It is now known as a fact that the person pavy claims to be is in fact this Greek and either closeted or misinterpreted pop star. Whether the SBR poster pavyracer is in fact that pop star is still being disputed.

I personally have still not been able to figure out what clues sickler saw that enabled him to find out the identity of the person in pavy's avatar, but I am very very impressed - as were bread and robyn, as they apparently were unable to uncover that information despite all their efforts.

As of this posting, pavy's story has not changed one bit. He continues to assert that the pics bread and robyn found have nothing to do with him, and that he is the man in the poolboy avatar. He has not really yet addressed the idea that if that is true, then he is a Greek pop star.

Ok, this is an imperfect summation I am sure, but I think I hit the key points. Feel free to point out corrections and repost anywhere else if necessary.

[ThaWoj]

How bout this gem from mathy stating "if u work 9-5 your a fukkin loser"

You wake up every morning, get dressed up, drive to work.
You get out of your car, and as you slam the door shut you realize this is your 100342th day at work doing the same thing over and over. Each step towards the building makes you sick to your stomach. You're in the elevator dreading the moment it reaches your floor.

Then you get out, and have to put the stupid fake smile on your face and say hello to everyone on your way to your cubicle or work station. You boot up your computer and your email is already full of

"Can you do this for me before noon? Thanks."
"Please be advised that today is <insert stupid fake day like 'AIDS awareness day'>, and so at 2pm everyone must come down to the lobby for a quick info session followed by tea and stale cookies"
"Hi, I glanced over that report you submitted. Even though I didn't read much, I think you should re-do it. Thanks, management."

You count the minutes until it is quitting time only to go home and get a bunch of bills in the mail. You are going nowhere and have no hope unless you hit the jackpot.

That is why you should gamble.

[tto827]

If you ever need a laugh

I placed a wager on the wrong team at Heritage. My wagers were on the Ducks and Blues and some how I clicked Redwings who played the Ducks. Wings were-125 same as the Blues which I meant to wager I had multiple Ducks and Blues wagers that show I wasnt betting the Redwings.

I knew something was wrong because I should have been up more and I checked daily figure that showed the wager I placed. Was pissed when I saw $125 loss on Redwings.
Now I'm +377 for the day instead of 603.

Think they would at least give me a freeplay. Im a very loyal longterm customer.

[ThaWoj]

No this will make u laugh:

Originally Posted by jjgold

I guess hotel room scene is one I can explain. It was 2 years ago and 10 of us guys rented one room and we shared it to keep costs down. Anyway there were 3 of us guys that did not go out and stayed in room while others went out and tried to pick up women. We were watching porn on the bed and the other 2 guys were wacking off, the other two guys were nude and I had on a fishnet suit (don't ask why) well my rod was getting hard because of the environment, they both were moaning and screaming so I started to wack off at a great sex on tv. I just pulled my rooster out of my fishnet suit and applied some sort of spray gel to start. I was stroking hard and when I do this I get pissed if rooster does not get up or if I cannot come after like 40 minutes. Well it was one of those rages and I had fukkin jelly and shit all over the place, my face, rooster, ass, whatever....and the buds were trying to get in room. I guess they were struggling to get in because they were drinking and the other two guys went under the bed. I was strapped in somewhat because it gave me more leverage and when I wack off I tend to move to much so prefer to be strapped in. Anyway they finally got in, like 4 guys and 7 hot chicks and hear I am in bed , strapped in and jelly all over me. I could not get out and was stuck. Now can you imagine the feeling I was in with all these people looking at me in a fishnet suit strapped to a bed with my rooster hanging out???? The worst part was all the jelly on my face I was itching during scene so had to itch my face and I had all the fukkin jelly on my hands from wacking off. Anyway some thought it was funny and others went ewwwwwwwwwwwwww.......a few girls and guys got smart and starting stroking me and two other girls started fingering me in the ass through the fishnet suit, I actually came which made it worse. It was the most embarassing thing I ever went through, what a fukkin mess...*** all over me now, jelly all over me, ass all jellyed up and they all laughed their asses off at me. Well picture me in a fishnet suit, bald headed, ass exposed and rooster dangling out going into bathroom in front of a lot of people, actually through this got a nickname that very few people know called "Jellyfish: Now when i wack off I am alone with no chance of anyone walking in. Normal ones when I have gotten caught and just under covers grinding and someone heard me or just walked in for some reason and no way to explain it. I always lied and said I had an itch but explaining the moaning is hard and all the party does most of time with all of us when caught is smirk or just give you that look like "sorry" and leave quickly

[imadegen]

Copy & paste quotes here that you think everyone on the forum should read.

I'll start......I dont think anyone could have said this better. Nice work Tad

(regarding hit&run poker player..)

cool quote. best one i've ever read.

[sweep]

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[InTheDrink]

sharp

Greatest SBR Scene I Could Ever Imagine

Get a custom bed like 200 yards long and maybe 7 feet wide. Each guy just lies down next to each other with tight sweats on and sbr shirts so we have 200 guys lying down in a dark fukkin room and we all bull shit about gambling and life. It would be unreal scene and I bet we all come out of it with lots of knowledge.

[The Giant]