Who here would make sweet, gentle love to Charles Barkley's mother?

[The Giant]

[spankie]

Zeta

[InTheDrink]

thegiant while youre at it can you post pics of seaweeds mother

thegiant rumor is shes quite a looker

thegiant do you think weeder would be okay if i dated her

[Chi_archie]

i'd rather do Charlene Barkley, his sister

[sickler]

Need to see her body before making a decision. Paper bags can be a blessing.

[TheCentaur]

No way.

Anytime I try to start out gently it ends up rough

[The Giant]

thegiant while youre at it can you post pics of seaweeds mother

thegiant rumor is shes quite a looker

thegiant do you think weeder would be okay if i dated her

Drinker, no one knows anything about Seaweed's mother. He will talk about every aspect of his life, except her, and his father.

He will go on and on about his grandmother, talking incessantly. She is the apple of his eye. But there is something very peculiar about his parents, it's like they are nonexistent.

I think Seaweed could have grown up in an orphanage. I'm just not sure. You might need to do some research on this.

[TheCentaur]

Seaweed told me in confidence that he was part of a control group at one of the earliest test tube fertilization facilities. He escaped in the mid 80's and never looked back. It's not where you're from it's where you're going.

[Seaweed]

thegiant while youre at it can you post pics of seaweeds mother

thegiant rumor is shes quite a looker

thegiant do you think weeder would be okay if i dated her

drinker what are you doing

drinker The Giant interrupted me enjoying a fine read of Huckleberry Fin to a warm bath

drinker dont spoil my friday night

[InTheDrink]

drinker what are you doing

drinker The Giant interrupted me enjoying a fine read of Huckleberry Fin to a warm bath

drinker dont spoil my friday night

weeder im here when youre ready to tell me about your family

weeder do you need some bubbles for your bath

weeder best friday night ever

[Seaweed]

weeder im here when youre ready to tell me about your family

weeder do you need some bubbles for your bath

weeder best friday night ever

drinker a bath is not a bath without bubbles

drinker i dont think i should be using a computer in the bath

drinker can you come over?

[Seaweed]

The Giant, that lady is beautiful.

[The Giant]

The Giant, that lady is beautiful.

More or less beautiful than your mother? You're in a safe place, you can discuss her...

[Chi_archie]

i'm almost always in the tub when I post

[The Giant]

There are too many Columbos in this thread.

[Seaweed]

Unreal, chi archie. Hopefully i have set a trend and by 2014 SBR will be filled with Colombos.

[hugh613]

thegiant while youre at it can you post pics of seaweeds mother

thegiant rumor is shes quite a looker

thegiant do you think weeder would be okay if i dated her

Well, if she looks anything like Seaweed, I would presume she's quite attractive...

[InTheDrink]

drinker a bath is not a bath without bubbles

drinker i dont think i should be using a computer in the bath

drinker can you come over?

weeder i come over and yet you wont answer the door

weeder i feel like youre playing games

weeder im wondering if we've reached a crossroads in our relationship

weeder do we need thegiant to intervene and counsel us

[Seaweed]

weeder i come over and yet you wont answer the door

weeder i feel like youre playing games

weeder im wondering if we've reached a crossroads in our relationship

weeder do we need thegiant to intervene and counsel us

drinker the door to my heart is always open

drinker im tearing up

drinker

[ttwarrior1]

wow just me and 1 other not a ghost in this thread

[SamDiamond]

There are too many Columbos in this thread.

There can never be too much Columbo/Peter Falk in any thread.

That's like having too much sex with Kate Upton.

[Kermit]

Murder by Death was awesome. I have it on DVD.

[Bostongambler]

I would rather make love to Henry Kissenger than her. Ahhhhhh

[Kermit]

That's Turrible.