How Many Days Have You Gone Without Masturbating?

[Seaweed]

It seems like everyone here does it here except me.

Do you guys Masturbate everyday?

[GUMMO77]

[tony_come]

If you don't jerk off

U r gay!

[James D]

I went over 4400 days without masturbating.


From birth to age 13

[tony_come]

We r born with thumbs

Without thumbs we/men cannot jerk off

[InTheDrink]

tony come what if an sbr poster hypothetically masturbated while thinking of another sbr poster whose name might or might not rhyme with shoney bum

_

[tony_come]

Drdrinker

We have thumbs

Use it

Go!

[InTheDrink]

tony i can do it without my thumbs!

_

[tony_come]

Drinker thats impossible

Without your thumbs you cannot choke your monkey

[Vegas39]

Funny this was mentioned as on twitter


@kingmayan I can't wait til seaweeds granny's on so I can get off before wife wakes up

[BigDeem5]

Haven't in over 2 years..

[tony_come]

Successful gamblers

Jerk off!

[King Mayan]

Funny this was mentioned as on twitter


@kingmayan I can't wait til seaweeds granny's on so I can get off before wife wakes up

[InTheDrink]

Drinker thats impossible

Without your thumbs you cannot choke your monkey

fleshlight!

[hawley]

Finger foreskin on off days.

[stevex]

Why masturbate when you can get laid every day?

[CanuckG]

Haven't in over 2 years..

Why masturbate when you can get laid every day?

No one's having sex everyday. Can't tell me there's not one day you fire up the hub and enjoy the show.

[Seaweed]

Disgusting.

[ballahollic2]

30 mins probably???

[darrell74]

Disgusting.

Is that a complaint from the OP?

[hugh613]

It seems like everyone here does it here except me.

Do you guys Masturbate everyday?

[Kermit]

[pouyasophy]

2-3 x per day on average

[InTheDrink]

2-3 x per day on average

Good for you gueye

[Dutch]

If I go more than 8 hrs without jerking it I get all irritable and end up slapping my girlfriend around. Bitch needs to stop asking "Is everything ok?"

[Seaweed]

unreal

[Snowball]

over 20 yrs..
not into self abuse.

[pouyasophy]

Good for you gueye

hell yeah bro, i pump out loads like there's no tomorrow, daily

[CarpeDime]

days??? is this a real question? who the hell goes a day without whackin it, at least SOMEwhere, to SOMEthing

most hours for me? in last few years i'd say probably at most 10 hours, but thats do to ex-tennewating circumstances

[stevenash]

42 days 15 mins 36 seconds... 37 seconds... 38 seconds.... 39 seconds......


Sploooooge

0 days, 0 minutes, 1 second... 0 days 0 mins 2 seconds...............

[Harun]

is it my job or gf job ?

[stevenash]

is it my job or gf job ?

The worst job in the world is the guy with the mop and bucket that has to clean the splooge on the floor of the peep shows.

[bobby heenan]

one time my ex started grabbing my rooster while it was still inside my pants...and I had remembered that I had jerked off earlier that day...sometimes little pieces of tissue would get stuck to my rooster...so I said "hold up i gotta go to the bathroom"...ran in there and checked...and sure enough there was a tiny piece still stuck to the tip of my rooster from cleanup....I had to clean that off or else there would have been hell to pay...

she went through my computer once and my browser history and saw porn and flipped....the funny thing is...some of the shit she would do without me initiating it...its like...jesus you must have watched and learned a thing or two yourself

[ttwarrior1]

[Kermit]