Bought 20 bucks of food stamps tonight

[ttwarrior1]

Was at the store and the dude was like, are you going in there to buy food?

I said yeh brotha

He said could you do me a fava? I say yeh

Would you buy 20 bucks of food stamps for 18 bucks?

I said hell yeh. I'll save 2 bucks. Plus he had coupons also for what i was buying so
i saved even more.

Helped out a bro , saved cash at the store at the same time.

Not sure what he did with the 18 bucks , maybe i should of asked.

[sickler]

You probably ran into a junkie itchin' for a fix. Those stamps could have been had for $10 or less.

[Kermit]

So would you say that the cashier gave you a funny look because you were a fat white guy paying with food stamps, or because you were a fat white guy buying an extra large bag of Cheetos and a 2 Liter Bottle of Diet Pepsi?

[ttwarrior1]

people that know me dont' call me fat.

Everyone knows im a bad ass.

When i go anywhere its like a spotlight is on and everyone knows I must be somebody. Don't drink diet pepsi. I drink water with lemon and cayenne pepper. No i knew the cashier, even told her. Could of ****** her too, but im a real man and real men don't mess with other people's women even if you could.

I made a guy cry the other day after i made a bet with him that i could convince him a nickle is not 5 cents. I won the bet.

[GamblerSpirit]

AND you got ripped off

Cool story plz keep it up

[TheGoldenGoose]

You need to sharpen your negotiation skills.

Could have had those $20 stamps for $5 and a pack of Kools.

[ttwarrior1]

nah he needed the cash, would of gave him 19 bucks

[Fidel_CashFlow]

looks as if you are a late night ridah on most days as well TT

although I think you did the right thing... im sure the guy with the 18 bucks ended up doing the wrong thing with it lol

[Grits n' Gravy]

tt you are a fat fukkin waste of life. use the food stamps to choke on expired lunch meat you useless piece of whale shit.

[stevenash]

Could have had those $20 stamps for $5 and a pack of Kools.

Throw in a 40 of St. Ides and I would have made the deal.

[Coachep]

Food stamps huh? What state are you in?

[daneblazer]

Probably bought a bottle of booze with it. I believe most states won't allow you to purchase alcohol with food stamps.

[Bostongambler]

Smh, 2 bucks? Good score.

[Kermit]

Food stamps huh? What state are you in?

Yeah, no kidding. They must have been "The Forvever Food Stamps"

[pouyasophy]

I get 200 a month here in liberal california....love it...don't have to spend paycheck $ on food....all of it goes to support my addictions

[statnerds]

yikes, everyone knows the standard rate is 50 cent on the dolla for the stamps

at least you know for next time.

[Mr. Win]

Welfare fraud is a serious crime. Would be fitting for scum for tt to get busted for a 2 dollar profit....his ignorance on display...

[Chi_archie]

guy gave you his EBT snap card?

[NYRangers420]

lol nuts man people are freakin nuts haha prob went ahead to the liquor store got him a cold pop and was like WE AINT GOT TIME FOR THAT

[Kermit]

I cannot believe that so many people are buying into this bullshit story.

TT only made this thread because Rifleman had just made a thread about a "Negros Worst Nightmare" which was not having foodstamps anymore.

I cannot believe how many naive people that there are here.

[Kermit]

people that know me dont' call me fat.

Probably because they feel sorry for you and assume that if they did call you fat that you just might off yourself.

[ttwarrior1]

no mr non pro ghost, but consider yourself blocked

[Hankwins]

i used know a crackhead with four kids she recieved $800/month and would sell. she would sell it for half off and would sell 90% of it and her b/f would have to buy groceries with cash by the middle of the month. she used ask me to buy it but I declined knowing she had 4 kids even though i knew she'd just call a drug dealer. Crack dealers love the food stamp program. give someone what cost them $50 and get $200 worth of meat.

[Kermit]

no mr non pro ghost, but consider yourself blocked

1.) I am not a Ghost and 2.) I don't give a flying fukk if you block me. Fukking guys here can't come up with their own material so they steal other people's ideas and use them for their own fabricated story. My guess is that if you ever came in contact with a "Brotha" your fat ass would be running the other direction.

[Marv001]

Heard about stories like this in the tenderloin district in San Fran.

[InTheDrink]

fraud

no such thing as food stamps anymore....what a fukkin loser

right from the state website where fatty is...again, it literally took 5 seconds to look up

Your household's SNAP benefits will be deposited into a SNAP benefit account each month. Your household will receive an Electronic Benefit Transfer (EBT) card and a Personal Identification Number (PIN) in the mail to use to access your food benefit account.

[greenhippo]

Hahahahahaha, he had to lie about talking to a black guy.

[Russian Rocket]

TTWarrior I suggest you switch your name to FFWarrior (Fat Fraud Warrior)

[TheRifleman]

I cannot believe that so many people are buying into this bullshit story.

TT only made this thread because Rifleman had just made a thread about a "Negros Worst Nightmare" which was not having foodstamps anymore.

I cannot believe how many naive people that there are here.

These are the same left-wing morons who lose their money gambling...cause they are just plain DUMB....and yeah, he's pulling their chain....anyone other than a leftist is intelligent enough to know that....lol..

fkn leftists....

[ttwarrior1]

your wrong and i wasn't in kentucky last night

I got 4 in this thread blocked so can't see what they say so its likely junk

Let me think of something else to make you even more obsessed with me and make you research more while im chilled counting my cash and having fun in chats

[InTheDrink]

he never left the house last night

[Kermit]

he never left the house last night

Probably not. Unless he left the house for more snacks in between rounds of playing Gnip Gnop with his cousin.

[InTheDrink]

kermit tell me more about this gnip gnop

[Kermit]

kermit tell me more about this gnip gnop

Basically you have to Gnip your opponents Gnop.

[LordVodka]

Be careful. I know a guy who knows a guy and he ran a store and would be food stamps at a cheap price and the guy was arrested because of it.