This old man tradition needs to be outlawed!!!

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  • TheCentaur
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-28-11
    • 8108

    #1
    This old man tradition needs to be outlawed!!!
    The vile, disgusting tradition of carrying around a handkerchief. A folded up snot rag that for some reason people (mostly old men) think they can open and blow their nose into at a dinner table or offer to someone who is sneezing. Have you ever been offered a handkerchief? Made me want to puke. Why don't we just start using spittoons again? Carrying around a rag full of snot and spit in your pocket unreal
  • soul786
    SBR MVP
    • 03-09-12
    • 1697

    #2
    The word spittoon makes me laugh. In an old wheezy way.
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    • King Mayan
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 09-22-10
      • 21326

      #3
      I use my handkerchief for the excess blow and snuff in my nasal passages..

      Btw I'm 62 yrs old.
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      • Boner_18
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 08-24-08
        • 8301

        #4
        You sound like the kind of person who walks around making sniffing noises with a crusty ring of snot just at the rim of the nostril. It's people like you, people who push boogers up with your finger and who are constantly wandering into pulic restrooms looking for tp or a paper towels that ought to be done away with.
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        • spike420211
          SBR High Roller
          • 08-16-12
          • 135

          #5
          One of the thangs I learned from being homeless.
          I carry fast-food napkins instead. Disposed when snotified.
          [also handy 4 late-nite pottys]

          55 y.o. here, but agree w/ OP, hankys r stanky.
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          • pouyasophy
            SBR MVP
            • 01-11-13
            • 1665

            #6
            Originally posted by TheCentaur
            The vile, disgusting tradition of carrying around a handkerchief. A folded up snot rag that for some reason people (mostly old men) think they can open and blow their nose into at a dinner table or offer to someone who is sneezing. Have you ever been offered a handkerchief? Made me want to puke. Why don't we just start using spittoons again? Carrying around a rag full of snot and spit in your pocket unreal
            get over it sissy
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            • TheRifleman
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 08-30-12
              • 7284

              #7
              FU...i'll carry what I want to carry, you pussy...you must be a leftist telling everyone what to do.....
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              • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 08-18-11
                • 7537

                #8
                Do you drive around without a flashlight, jack & spare in your car?

                Ah... didn't think so!

                A handkerchief is part of the essential tool kit veterans of the Champagne Room carry to offer up in chivalrous fashion to that special lady in lieu of her bar napkins.

                Strippers always respond favorably to Prince Valiant type behavior.

                ROOKIE!!!
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                • TheMoneyShot
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 02-14-07
                  • 28672

                  #9
                  The company Kleenex wasn't around in 1920
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                  • TheCentaur
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 06-28-11
                    • 8108

                    #10
                    Originally posted by pouyasophy
                    get over it sissy
                    I am surprised that someone who is haunted by seeing an old man's junk in the gym locker room would be so nonchalant about another gross habit of old men.

                    If people want to have it at home or use it in the bathroom no big deal. When they whip it out (the handkerchief) in public and manipulate it searching for a clean square, then stick it in their pocket and carry on as usual it becomes offensive and unsanitary.
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                    • Bostongambler
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                      • 02-01-08
                      • 35581

                      #11
                      Old men also tend to lick their fingers when counting their money as well.
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                      • TheCentaur
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 06-28-11
                        • 8108

                        #12
                        Originally posted by TheRifleman
                        FU...i'll carry what I want to carry, you pussy...you must be a leftist telling everyone what to do.....
                        Rifleman no I am not a leftist

                        Rifleman I'm just curious what was bugging you so much in your post that you came back over 7 hours later and changed it?
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                        • Dutch
                          SBR MVP
                          • 09-21-10
                          • 4339

                          #13
                          Old folks can blow their nose on whatever the fuk they want. Who's gonna stop them?
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                          • Kermit
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 09-27-10
                            • 32555

                            #14
                            Something that has always bothered me is when you'll be out eating somewhere with your friends and you're talking about some of the greatest songs of all time and some 80 year old guy from another table interrupts your conversation and says "Don't forget about Little Brown Jug"
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                            • TheRifleman
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 08-30-12
                              • 7284

                              #15
                              Originally posted by TheCentaur
                              Rifleman no I am not a leftist

                              Rifleman I'm just curious what was bugging you so much in your post that you came back over 7 hours later and changed it?
                              I'll tell you for 100SBR points.........
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                              • Russian Rocket
                                SBR Aristocracy
                                • 09-02-12
                                • 43910

                                #16
                                Originally posted by TheRifleman
                                I'll tell you for 100SBR points.........
                                what a fukking hooker I'll give you 100 rubles to shut the fukk up ones and for all with your retarded negro posts boy
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                                • chipper
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 01-07-10
                                  • 1994

                                  #17
                                  And then they wash said used hanky with the rest of their clothes. How gross is that?!?!? Yuck!
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                                  • sickler
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 06-05-08
                                    • 15006

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by chipper
                                    And then they wash said used hanky with the rest of their clothes. How gross is that?!?!? Yuck!
                                    They need to change with the times and use a disposable.
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                                    • MrPlow456
                                      SBR Rookie
                                      • 10-16-12
                                      • 38

                                      #19
                                      just let them die off from the illnesses they'll pass along to one another, the world will be a better place
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                                      • bradthebloke
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 07-26-09
                                        • 3175

                                        #20
                                        always thought it was weird in Wall Street when Gorden Gecko lays out Charlie Sheen in the park, he throws him his handerchief to clean his bloody nose. when Sheen is done with it, he throws it back and millionaire Gecko takes it back.
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                                        • sickler
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 06-05-08
                                          • 15006

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by bradthebloke
                                          always thought it was weird in Wall Street when Gorden Gecko lays out Charlie Sheen in the park, he throws him his handerchief to clean his bloody nose. when Sheen is done with it, he throws it back and millionaire Gecko takes it back.
                                          Maybe it was his one and only bulletproof hanky

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