Open challenge to anyone over 300 pounds

[ttwarrior1]

If anyone can help me spread the word. Im issuing a world wide challenge.

10k cash in 100 dollar bills if anyone over 300 pounds can beat me in any of these contests. I would like to find some sponsor for this and even have some pros accept my open challenge.
Yes they can even be tall and over 300 and not be fat. You would think someone 6'8 300 could have some kind of advantage. Not against me
1. 100 meter dash
2 1 mile run
3 half mile run
4 quarter mile run
5 tennis
6 Obstacle course. It doesn't matter so im open to any kind
7 100 meter swim of any kind, it doesn't matter
8. Cycling. Any kind, doesn't matter. Any distance,
9. seated machine bench press
10 wrist curl
11 1 arm tricep pushdown
12 racquet ball
13 Any ab exercise except hanging leg raise and knee tuck ins.

To make it fair, i won't even train for any of those events after someone accepts that challenge for that event and I will take 0 supplements or drugs.

Im back up to 300, previously 298 and 350-360 before that.
Will be 280 by summer but will stay over 300 if i can get any pro , amatuer or former pro to accept.
I have about 30 other events i will add but its 4 am and its bed time.

Crips

[19th Hole]

Get back to the buffet with your shit towel for
a napkin...
You disgusting piece of chit.

[milwaukee mike]

Espn will be promoting this in no time

Will be called the "slap the tittie for 10k challenge"

[ttwarrior1]

45 of the 46 offensive linemen who stepped on the scale weighed at least 300 pounds and three of those 300-pounders ran faster than five seconds in the 40, with the best by 314-pound Maryland tackle Bruce Campbell at 4.75,

This is your best chance but he will need to be able to run that against me . Ill be at 4.8 speed if forced too and have evidence that someone can do what bruce did.

And ill be doing that with my still broken hip.

[Bostongambler]

You weigh over 300 lbs?

[Russian Rocket]

tt make sure to mention that you would need about a week between each competition to come back to your senses, otherwise you won't make it to #5 alive

[nosniboR11]

4 in the morning


wow tt you really dont have a life do you

[Chi_archie]

Yeah I'm sure no 300 lb power lifters or Olympic lifters couldn't easily beat you in all the weight lifting events.

[TheMoneyShot]

1 mile run

TT Warrior... you wouldn't make 1 mile bro

[Sacrelicious]

You weigh over 300 pounds? That sucks, dude.

[El Nino]

Fat

[Kermit]

Would you consider a challenge at Monopoly? I have a friend who is pretty large like you and he happens to be an amazing Monopoly player. But you have to let him be the racecar, he won't play if he can't be the racecar.

[Kermit]

1. 100 meter dash
2 1 mile run
3 half mile run
4 quarter mile run
5 tennis
6 Obstacle course. It doesn't matter so im open to any kind
7 100 meter swim of any kind, it doesn't matter
8. Cycling. Any kind, doesn't matter. Any distance,
9. seated machine bench press
10 wrist curl
11 1 arm tricep pushdown
12 racquet ball
13 Any ab exercise except hanging leg raise and knee tuck ins.
14 Hungry Hungry Hippos

[Grits n' Gravy]

You fat tub of boy loving shit. You can't do anything listed. Make it realistic. Things like, number of lies told in a day, boys you attempted to pick up, number of Chinese buffets that close when they see you waddling to the front door, times your mom calls you a waste of an egg etc...Just because your chins touch your knees while seated, that doesn't qualify as a sit up.

if anyone here is friends with Vince Wilfork pass this post on to him. We know tt will stiff on his end but if we could somehow get Wilfork to beat tubby I will donate 20k to a charity of Vince's choice and Tubby has to leave sbr for good.

[mnwild11]

machine bench press, C'MON MAN

[daneblazer]

No gravy guzzling?

No joke, NC State has a 5k race where you run a mile and a half, eat a dozen donuts, then run back. The Krispy Kreme Challenge. Its a big deal. Sounds right up your alley

[yisman]

No gravy guzzling?

No joke, NC State has a 5k race where you run a mile and a half, eat a dozen donuts, then run back. The Krispy Kreme Challenge. Its a big deal. Sounds right up your alley

I read about a race like that on ESPN Page 2 some years ago. Let's see if I can find it.


Here we go.

[ProPicker713]

Time to get off the internet and hit the gym TT.

[GOIRISH]

tt what do you run the mile in? and your 20 min mile in highschool doesnt count as up to date.

[freeVICK]

[InTheDrink]

what an attention starved loser

i should throw on 115 lbs just to do it myself

[James D]

Put this challenge on a major bodybuilding site and a rush of guys would jump at the chance if you have 10k to escrow.
I do not know where you live but if you live near LA I can guarantee you it would take me a week to find someone to smash you in EACH of these categories. It would take a week only because I have a life, and not a lot of fat f**ks out here. But if you live near LA, or can travel, can escrow, I can escrow for sure, then we can set up your annihilation whenever you are free.
That you think you are better at anything then "anyone in the world" is quite extraordinary.

[onemoregoal]

Strange people on here. I keep looking for tips and good previews, end up reading this crap.
I still dont know what he means, its a 10k challenge for fatties? He thinks hes the best fattie in those activities in the world?
I may as well watch funny cats on youtube, love those cats man.

[mcduggly]

pulledclear, check in.

[nakedput]

are you a d1 athlete or something or just another 300 lb ogre who thinks hes special?

[CountNo_Account]

Originally Posted by ttwarrior1

1. 100 meter dash
2 1 mile run
3 half mile run
4 quarter mile run
5 tennis
6 Obstacle course. It doesn't matter so im open to any kind
7 100 meter swim of any kind, it doesn't matter
8. Cycling. Any kind, doesn't matter. Any distance,
9. seated machine bench press
10 wrist curl
11 1 arm tricep pushdown
12 racquet ball
13 Any ab exercise except hanging leg raise and knee tuck ins.
14 Hungry Hungry Hippos

[TheGoldenGoose]

300 lb tennis player

[Broncos]

45 of the 46 offensive linemen who stepped on the scale weighed at least 300 pounds and three of those 300-pounders ran faster than five seconds in the 40, with the best by 314-pound Maryland tackle Bruce Campbell at 4.75,

This is your best chance but he will need to be able to run that against me . Ill be at 4.8 speed if forced too and have evidence that someone can do what bruce did.

And ill be doing that with my still broken hip.

Where can I find a book with a line of tt 40 yd dash > 4.8 seconds? Oh wait...I can't lay 10000 to win a dollar.

[ttwarrior1]

chi, not in the lifts i selected. Im elite on those. If you look i didn't put down clean and jerk and snatch

[Jayvegas420]

It's bad enough that we bother to read your idiotic posts and occasionally take a few seconds to respond them (against our better judgement) but, really....what kinda fuckin' request is this?
Who the phuck is gonna call into work, request time off, buy a plane ticket, say bye to our family & friends, drive to your trailer park & take part in your decathlon of absurdity?
You just love posting. That's the only proficient thing you are capable of doing.

[Mitchell88]

how old are you TT? and did you really put "obstacle course" in there

[5mike5]

just gross

[Fidel_CashFlow]

how old are you TT? and did you really put "obstacle course" in there

Who would build it

[daneblazer]

Who would build it

Would it look like this?

[TheWinner55]

Sounds like fun, good luck tt!