Anyone else find themselves reaching for their gun when things don't go their way?

[Emily_Haines]

Almost killed a guy last night.

[MUHerd37]

You have no gun. Too much of a pussy ass lib to own a gun.

[TheGoldenGoose]

Every time I watch Fox News.

They get me pumped up.

Sometimes I strap up and head out even if I had no plans.

[Kermit]

I like to use a gold sharpie and draw smiley faces on the tips of the bullets before I load my gun.

[Spanks]

Must be a hard decision...put on a bra and panties or get strapped...

[Bostongambler]

I use poison darts.

I also listen to the band poison.

[lesterdymond]

What's your major malfunction Pile?