Sacrelicious daily joke thread. Only 1 a day.

[Sacrelicious]

A JOKE COURTESY OF SACRELICIOUS FOR FEB 10 2012:

What did the black guy, the asian guy and the jew all have in common?

Believe it or not, they all were fond of cantaloupe.

[Sacrelicious]

A JOKE COURTESY OF SACRELICIOUS FOR FEB 12 2012:

What do you call 4 mexicans in quicksand?

A precarious situation that could turn tragic at any moment.

[stefan084]

these are the best jokes imo--my style for sure

[stefan084]

keep it up Sac--ha ....sac

[Dutch]

Sarah Jessica Parker walks into a bar. The bartender says "Those horse-face jokes are mean and insensitive. What'll you have?"


John Kerry, Sarah Jessica Parker and a horse walk into a bar...The bartender says "What the fuk is wrong with you two, bringing a horse into a bar?!"


A snake walks into a bar. Whaaaa?


A magician walks down an alley and turns into a bar.