SBR Posters implicated in PED scam

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  • daneblazer
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 09-14-08
    • 27861

    #1
    SBR Posters implicated in PED scam
    In the wake of the Ray Lewis/A-Rod news, I've received word from King Mayan who informed me that one of his girls in Mexico was employed at a lab in Tijuana. Apparently there's a long list of SBR Posters who have been taking PED's to help with performance at the tables and books.

    Downsouth, Beerdog99, tatddy, Gummo, BiteMeUsDOJ, ImightBluff, Rudy, Sweep, and Triple_D_Bet are among several poker playing posters that been linked to adderal and provigil to help with concentration and non-stop grinding at the poker tables.

    Several posters have been said to test positive for marijuana including No1Here and GoIrish.

    There's been reports of an influx of Viagra orders being mailed to SBR headquarters. Could it have something to do with all the new interns or rumored new racy pictures of Shari in Lou's inbox?

    Tests show that poster TTWarrior has tested positive for high levels of inositol and diacetyl (a substance found in fake butter).Lay off the protein shakes Warrior.

    Finally posters Emily Haines & PaulyPoker have been linked to meth. This would explain their super-human ability to post 24 hours a day 7 days a week.

    There will be more on this developing situation as it unfolds. You better believe Opie will be coming down upon these posters hard with stiff penalties and a possible SBR HOF ban.
  • sweep
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 10-09-10
    • 16753

    #2
    Settle down Dane
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    • daneblazer
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 09-14-08
      • 27861

      #3
      Sweep we need answers
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      • Chi_archie
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-22-08
        • 63172

        #4
        Shocking! All the mods and sbr tv staff clean though?
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        • pavyracer
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 04-12-07
          • 82839

          #5
          Opie took penis enlargement pills but his performance didn't enhance.
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          • TheWinner55
            SBR Rookie
            • 11-29-12
            • 27

            #6
            Whoaaa o.O
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            • downsouth
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 01-13-11
              • 11580

              #7
              Fake butter. Ha
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              • PAULYPOKER
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 12-06-08
                • 36581

                #8
                Nope, I'm just:

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                • BiTeMe UsAdOj
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 08-18-11
                  • 7537

                  #9
                  Like clockwork, I send my weekly sample* to Shari for extensive testing.

                  She'll confirm: NO P.E.D.'s for me ... as "cialis for daily use" is now considered homeopathic.


                  (*not urine)
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                  • ttwarrior1
                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                    • 06-23-09
                    • 28460

                    #10
                    took inositol with choline in the 90s for about 5 years
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