Rod Stewart & Ron Wood Put Cocaine in Their Asses

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  • ttwarrior1
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    • 06-23-09
    • 28460

    #1
    Rod Stewart & Ron Wood Put Cocaine in Their Asses
    Rod Stewart was worried. If he was going to use cocaine, he might hurt his signature singing voice and cause damage to his nasal cavity. So he came up with a solution: Putting it in his butt.


    In his new book Rod: The Autobiography, the rocker confesses to doing the dirty act with then-Faces bandmate Ronnie Wood. The Stones' current guitarist had totally blown out his septum, so to compensate he and Rod, well, we'll just let Stewart explain:


    "So we started buying anticold capsules from the chemist's, separating the two halves of the capsules, replacing their contents with a pinch of cocaine, and then taking the capsules anally, where, of course, the human body being a wonderful thing, they would dissolve effortlessly into the system."


    In a recent interview, Stewart also said, "[What happened to Ronnie] scared him, so then we found another method of taking the drug. We put them in a little pill like the French do them, a suppository."


    Despite wanting cocaine so much to do that, Stewart swears he didn't have a problem. "As far as the drugs are concerned, I was never an addict. I was never, you know, in rehab. It never affected my family or my relationships or anything. I was just a social user."


    Stewart doesn't just discuss drugs in the new biography: He also talks about almost getting a "plaster caster" of his rock star penis. Check out some more awesome moments from the book over at SPIN while you ponder the idea of someone putting cocaine in their but





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  • zoo youk
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 10-23-11
    • 10701

    #2
    why wouldn't they just mainline? pussies.
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    • The Giant
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 01-21-12
      • 21480

      #3
      Compared to some of the things SBR members put in their assholes, this is nothing.
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      • King Mayan
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 09-22-10
        • 21326

        #4
        I put cocaine lines on my cokk then let hoodrats from hollywood, sniff them off me... Good times.
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        • Fidel_CashFlow
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 12-03-12
          • 53970

          #5
          bet you get ****** up that way though
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          • sickler
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 06-05-08
            • 15006

            #6
            Who was it with the gerbils?
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            • sickler
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 06-05-08
              • 15006

              #7
              ^^^^

              Remembered

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              • lesterdymond
                SBR MVP
                • 07-25-11
                • 2360

                #8
                Very interesting TT
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                • Emily_Haines
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 04-14-09
                  • 15917

                  #9
                  LOL, putting cocaine up his ass.

                  Says he has no problem and that he is a social user
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                  • TheCentaur
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 06-28-11
                    • 8108

                    #10
                    He always did seem to dance like he had a firecracker up his ass
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                    • TheMoneyShot
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                      • 02-14-07
                      • 28672

                      #11
                      Originally posted by TheCentaur
                      He always did seem to dance like he had a firecracker up his ass
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                      • Kermit
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                        • 09-27-10
                        • 32555

                        #12
                        For some reason I don't believe that he was getting the coke up his ass by placing capsules in it. If he wants to tell the story, he needs to tell the whole story.
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                        • flyingillini
                          SBR Aristocracy
                          • 12-06-06
                          • 41219

                          #13
                          This is very common in drug use.
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                          • dogkatcher
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 05-14-10
                            • 633

                            #14
                            Richard Gere with the Gerbels
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                            • Bostongambler
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                              • 02-01-08
                              • 35581

                              #15
                              What an ass
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