ttwarriors daily joke thread. Only 1 a day

[ttwarrior1]

A guy named Penis Von Lesbian came from Austria to America to become an actor.
He went to lots of auditions, but never got a job. Finally one director took him aside and said, "Son, the only reason we're turning you away is your name. If you want to make it in this town, you gotta change the name!" But Penis Von Lesbian said "I can't do that! This is my real name!" The director said "Suit yourself!" and went on his way.
Years and years later, their paths crossed again. The director said, "I remember you! You're Penis Von Lesbian! Did you ever get around to changing your name?" The actor said, 'Yes, and it helped! Now I go by Dick Van Dyke."




ps: lakers miami: under

[thetrinity]

Fail

[Russian Rocket]

wow

[Swinging Johnson]

[doublej95]

isn't every tt post a joke.

[face]

or gtfo

[InTheDrink]

what a waste of forum space

saloon immediately

[ttwarrior1]

waste of forum space is you inthestink

[spankie]

didn't even giggle.

[Grits n' Gravy]

what's fat, dim witted and lies all the time?








tt

[William Walters]

[Dirty Sanchez]

[Chili_Powder]

not bad

[jose21_us]

Ive heard worse....

[Frank-King]

[Mitchell88]

how is he not banned?

[PAULYPOKER]

Here is the 1st joke of the thread.............

[boombaby1987]

[ttwarrior1]

weak, is this the best you got

[InTheDrink]

weak, is this the best you got

youre the most disliked poster in the history of sbr

congrats

[ttwarrior1]

lol , not even close.

When Im disliked by people like you, that is a good thing, since i think nothing of your or your buddies.

You're a drunk piece of scum

[Stallion]

Not funny.

[PAULYPOKER]

Titty is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete!

[PAULYPOKER]

Twofat blokes in a pub, one says to the other, "Your round."
The other one says "So are you, you fat pig!"

[MUHerd37]

[InTheDrink]

Fail

isn't every tt post a joke.

didn't even giggle.

what's fat, dim witted and lies all the time?








tt

how is he not banned?

Here is the 1st joke of the thread.............

Not funny.

Titty is so fat, he leaves footprints in concrete!

[Stallion]

Not funny either.

[PAULYPOKER]

Hey Titty,

If hot air makes a balloon go up what's keeping you down?

[PAULYPOKER]

The rather broad Titty showed up at the theatre just before the performance started and handed the usher two tickets. "Where's the other party?" asked the usher. "Well," said the Titty, with a blush, "you see one seat is a little small for me and rather uncomfortable so I bought two. But they're both really for me." "Okay with me, Sir," the usher replied, scratching his head. "There's just one problem. Your seats are numbers fifty-one and sixty-three."

[easyliving]

i thought this was "daily"

[Swinging Johnson]

TT, if it's any consolation I liked your joke and your moustache makes you look very distinguished.

[Fidel_CashFlow]

worse then one could of expected

[Dutch]

Here is the 1st joke of the thread.............

My dude T pulls of the stand alone 'stach. Fuk a goatee.

[ttwarrior1]

Q: What's the difference between prayer in church and prayer in a casino? A: In a casino, you really mean it



Vegas Wives Three buddies decided to take their wives on vacation for a week in Las Vegas. The week flew by and they all had a great time. After they returned home and the men went back to work, they sat around at break and discussed their vacation. The first guy says "I don't think I'll ever do that again! Ever since we got back, my old lady flings her arms & hollers, "7 come 11" all night & I haven't had a wink of sleep!" The second guy says "I know what you mean...my old lady played black jack the whole time we were there and she slaps the bed all night and hollers "hit me light or hit me hard", and I haven't had a wink of sleep either!" The third guy says "You guys think you have it bad! My old lady played the slots the whole time we were there and I wake up each morning with a sore dick and an a$$ full of quarters."

A man rushes into his house and yells to his wife, 'Martha, pack up your things! I just won the lottery!'
Martha replies, 'Should I pack for warm weather or cold?'
The man responds, 'I don't care. Just get out!'

[ttwarrior1]

Rearrange the letters: SLOT MACHINES.
Answer: CASH LOST IN EM.


A blonde is in Vegas vacationing with her friends. She walks to a candy machine and puts in two coins. She turns the knob and a candy bar falls out.
She picks up the candy bar and puts it in her pocket. Then she puts two more coins into the slot and turns the knob; again a candy bar falls out and she puts it in her pocket.
The blonde smiles, puts two more coins into the machine and again turns the knob, producing yet another candy bar.
A man has been watching from a short distance away and walks up to the blonde. He says, `Excuse me, miss, what are you doing?`
The blonde replies, 'Duh! I'm winning here!'