Anybody Try This Legal Moonshine Yet?

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  • PhillyFlyers
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-27-11
    • 8245

    #1
    Anybody Try This Legal Moonshine Yet?
    I want to try it because it's moonshine but I heard some nasty shit about it. I heard this isn't real moonshine or made by real moonshiners but a bunch of f*g lawyers that found a loophole in the laws of Tennessee.

    Still, I would like to drink it because.......it's fukkin moonshine.


  • SEAHAWKHARRY
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 11-29-07
    • 26069

    #2
    cherry one is boss man good shatttt
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    • PhillyFlyers
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-27-11
      • 8245

      #3
      Originally posted by SEAHAWKHARRY
      cherry one is boss man good shatttt
      Alright, so that's a case of cherry.

      Any other flavors I need to get?
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      • daneault23
        SBR MVP
        • 09-08-09
        • 3871

        #4
        Never fukkin heard of it. Is it sold across all U.S.?
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        • GUMMO77
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-23-10
          • 9294

          #5
          Just saw an ad for these.

          What's the proof on these bastards?
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          • frizzelli
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 08-06-10
            • 8916

            #6
            God damn attention whore shut your fukkin goof mouth already. Do you actually proof read your posts and realize what an attention whoring piece of trash you come off as?
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            • NavsPicks
              SBR MVP
              • 10-16-12
              • 3344

              #7
              ^ I second that
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              • PhillyFlyers
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 09-27-11
                • 8245

                #8
                Originally posted by frizzelli
                God damn attention whore shut your fukkin goof mouth already. Do you actually proof read your posts and realize what an attention whoring piece of trash you come off as?
                Get off my thread you canadian *.
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                • PhillyFlyers
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 09-27-11
                  • 8245

                  #9
                  Originally posted by daneault23
                  Never fukkin heard of it. Is it sold across all U.S.?
                  I think most states have it now.
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                  • PhillyFlyers
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 09-27-11
                    • 8245

                    #10
                    Originally posted by GUMMO77
                    Just saw an ad for these.

                    What's the proof on these bastards?
                    The regular and cherry are 100 proof. The apple pie is only 40 proof.
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                    • Titanup28
                      SBR Sharp
                      • 10-02-12
                      • 438

                      #11
                      It's Tennessee old smokey shine. Pretty good shit. Just not the real deal
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                      • cecil127
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 11-19-09
                        • 7310

                        #12
                        so now the city mouse watches a lil too much tv and suddenly decides he's "all country"
                        ive been getting the best shine this side of the mississippi for years from my fellow fur trapping, fox/coyote clubbing brothers from TN.
                        as a matter of fact i have 2 mason jars leftover from last summer.

                        give me the time/place and ill get one to ya! phukk, youre sooo cool you can have both. just name the time/place
                        chit will eat the paint off a car. when i saw "100 proof" and "40 proof" this thread went to hysterical. yea, you're all country "city mouse"
                        keep on trying....you'll be a paid to post idiot in no time
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                        • PhillyFlyers
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-27-11
                          • 8245

                          #13
                          Originally posted by cecil127
                          so now the city mouse watches a lil too much tv and suddenly decides he's "all country"
                          ive been getting the best shine this side of the mississippi for years from my fellow fur trapping, fox/coyote clubbing brothers from TN.
                          as a matter of fact i have 2 mason jars leftover from last summer.

                          give me the time/place and ill get one to ya! phukk, youre sooo cool you can have both. just name the time/place
                          chit will eat the paint off a car. when i saw "100 proof" and "40 proof" this thread went to hysterical. yea, you're all country "city mouse"
                          keep on trying....you'll be a paid to post idiot in no time
                          The guy asked me what proof they were. I had to look it up but it is what it is.

                          How did you get Tennessee shine if you're in PA?

                          Doesn't PA make it's own shine?
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                          • Stocks
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 11-01-10
                            • 569

                            #14
                            Real Moonshine is like 100% alcohol, 100 proof is 50% and 40 proof is only 20%. Most normal alcohol is 8o proof or 40%.
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                            • Sacrelicious
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 11-29-12
                              • 5984

                              #15
                              Would love to try some, but you can not get it in Canada.

                              Me and a buddy tried making our own liquor once,

                              We ended up vomiting for 3 days straight.
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                              • Sacrelicious
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 11-29-12
                                • 5984

                                #16
                                I suppose to biggest problem was the distilation process, in the sense that, we didnt do it.

                                It was easier for us to get ethanol from an online chemistry supplier then it was to actually buy booze at that time.

                                We figured we could just throw a bunch of weed into the ethanol for 2 weeks until the THC was absorbed, then water it down at the time of consumption.

                                Oh...to be 16 again...
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                                • Marv001
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 02-27-10
                                  • 1147

                                  #17
                                  Can't wait to try it. Thanks for the post.
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                                  • pavyracer
                                    SBR Aristocracy
                                    • 04-12-07
                                    • 82840

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by PhillyFlyers
                                    I want to try it because it's moonshine but I heard some nasty shit about it. I heard this isn't real moonshine or made by real moonshiners but a bunch of f*g lawyers that found a loophole in the laws of Tennessee.

                                    Still, I would like to drink it because.......it's fukkin moonshine.


                                    I tried it a couple months ago when I was in Gatlinburg. They make it at the shop. It's good stuff. I had about 10 shot samples at the store. The clear one is the stronger. The fruity ones are diluted. It's about $30 a jar.
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                                    • Dutch
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 09-21-10
                                      • 4339

                                      #19
                                      Pretty good marketing gimmick. Put some booze in an ol' timey jar and sell it to assholes who think they're drinking real moonshine.
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                                      • pavyracer
                                        SBR Aristocracy
                                        • 04-12-07
                                        • 82840

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Dutch
                                        Pretty good marketing gimmick. Put some booze in an ol' timey jar and sell it to assholes who think they're drinking real moonshine.
                                        It's real. I saw them making it.

                                        Check this out: http://www.olesmokymoonshine.com/visit/
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                                        • PaperTrail07
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 08-29-08
                                          • 20423

                                          #21
                                          its a joke....no thanks.....the fact people buy it and call it moonshine is laughable....LOL.....
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                                          • RiverRaid
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 08-19-07
                                            • 2279

                                            #22
                                            Moonshine is way overrated. I have sampled many different kinds over the years.

                                            No way they're getting the prices they say on that reality show.

                                            Go to the package store and get some Chivas Regal or Glenfiddich and don't worry about getting caught.
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                                            • Snowball
                                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                              • 11-15-09
                                              • 30064

                                              #23
                                              Moonshine is not hard to make, I make my own.
                                              Really it's not about the alcohol as much as
                                              trying different recipes, after all alcohol is only a chemical.
                                              the rest is what makes it taste.
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                                              • ngates815
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 12-01-09
                                                • 13845

                                                #24
                                                Go buy everclear and make your own moonshine.
                                                Pretty simple and probably 3-4X stronger than this shit.
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                                                • GOIRISH
                                                  SBR MVP
                                                  • 09-25-10
                                                  • 2072

                                                  #25
                                                  i had the cherry one at a party, i wasnt sure whether to drink the juice or eat the cherries......

                                                  wasnt anything to write home about and its far from real moon shine. Buy everclear if you want to get close to moonshine.
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                                                  • PhillyFlyers
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 09-27-11
                                                    • 8245

                                                    #26
                                                    So, went to the liquor store to get me this moonshine.

                                                    Walked in, and I see they have only two options, Cherry and Apple pie, no clear regular.

                                                    So I look at both bottles. It says Apple Pie is only 25% alcohol or 50 proof. I look at the Cherry and it says 50% alcohol or 100 proof.

                                                    So I'm like fukk that, I'm going with Cherry.

                                                    So I get the cherry moonshine home and as I'm about to open it, on the side label of the bottle I see it says...

                                                    "Due to the nature of cherries, the 750ml combination may be diluted to 25% ALC./VOL (50 proof).

                                                    I'm like motherfukker this is some bullshit moonshine.

                                                    So I finish the bottle earlier this week. It was like drinking sweet syrup, fukking disgusting.

                                                    I go to another liquor store to see if they had the regular, clear shine.

                                                    They did. So I got that, and will be opening it up for the Flyers game tomorrow night.

                                                    Will let you all know how it is.

                                                    Something tells me it's going to be much better than the fukkin cherries.
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                                                    • cecil127
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 11-19-09
                                                      • 7310

                                                      #27
                                                      i still got that qt of TN, gin clear shine...alls ya gots to do is gimmee a meeting time/place and its all yours. even tape a hundred dollar bill to the lid.
                                                      just name the place handsome


                                                      *not so many views on this topic....didnt feel like hitting the refresh button 6K times to prove youre the "star of sbr" as you so humbly put it?
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                                                      • chopperocker
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 08-16-09
                                                        • 1784

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by cecil127
                                                        i still got that qt of TN, gin clear shine...alls ya gots to do is gimmee a meeting time/place and its all yours. even tape a hundred dollar bill to the lid.
                                                        just name the place handsome


                                                        *not so many views on this topic....didnt feel like hitting the refresh button 6K times to prove youre the "star of sbr" as you so humbly put it?
                                                        shut the fukk up stupid!
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                                                        • cecil127
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 11-19-09
                                                          • 7310

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by chopperocker
                                                          shut the fukk up stupid!
                                                          ok, the offer is now open you too/two stupid phukk(s).
                                                          any takers? yea, just as i thought......dis-missed!

                                                          kids.........
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                                                          • The iron sheik
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 01-17-13
                                                            • 1105

                                                            #30
                                                            Wow, so one can actually pay for alcohol... that's kind of like regular alcohol, only it tastes like smegma?
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                                                            • Marv001
                                                              SBR MVP
                                                              • 02-27-10
                                                              • 1147

                                                              #31
                                                              This stuff is really popular. My coworker works at bev mo and says the stuff always sells out. Great marketing.
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                                                              • PhillyFlyers
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 09-27-11
                                                                • 8245

                                                                #32
                                                                Well, been drinking the regular, clear moonshine one now for a few days.

                                                                When you open the lid you get a corn and turpentine smell that takes getting used to.

                                                                Drink right out of the mason jar and you get a mild corn/strong alcohol flavor that burns slightly as it goes down.

                                                                If you are a regular bourbon/whiskey/scotch drinker I will tell you now that this stuff is stronger than those guys.
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                                                                • PhillyFlyers
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 09-27-11
                                                                  • 8245

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Good shit right here boys...




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                                                                  • cecil127
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 11-19-09
                                                                    • 7310

                                                                    #34
                                                                    40 proof moonshine.....that'd be "good shit" for a city slicker. dip chit
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                                                                    • DiggityDaggityDo
                                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                                      • 11-30-08
                                                                      • 81450

                                                                      #35
                                                                      The girl on Walking Dead last night said that bad moonshine can make you go blind.
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