Official Sbr confessions thread

[Vegas39]

Have eaten Chinese 4x in my life

Her name or random massage parlor with happy ending

[frizzelli]

Frizzelli is an account run by 3 separate people in the same household. Feels good to get that off my chest.

[TheMoneyShot]

Her name or random massage parlor with happy ending

[tto827]

Frizzelli is an account run by 3 separate people in the same household. Feels good to get that off my chest.

Do all 3 have a stick up their poop shoot, or just one of you?

[daimoshokage]

Roxxy's confession: I'm gay and don't have a dead wife..

[daimoshokage]

Frizzelli is an account run by 3 separate people in the same household. Feels good to get that off my chest.

Eat shit you fukking canadian twink.. tto buried your dumbass..

[DiggityDaggityDo]

I may as well finally fess up. It's been long enough...


My ghost: InTheDrink

[Untied]

I created an online persona, then started a relationship with a Heisman candidate.

[PAULYPOKER]

I am 83 years old.............

[PAULYPOKER]

My Ghost account is:> JohnnyBrooklyn

[Pabinator]

My wife is fat

[El Nino]

I don't want to say who my ghost account is.

[El Nino]

I PEEP into opies man-room while he wears his wife's clothes, starts dancing and singing Sara Bareilles songs...

What a pussy

[opie1988]

Reported.

[TheCentaur]

Jump into oncoming traffic on the interstate you fat mother fukker.

What do you have against automobiles?

[Fidel_CashFlow]

What do you have against automobiles?

[ttwarrior1]

[nosniboR11]

i use posters pictures as target practice at the gun range

just got back from the range, today shot Bronxer, littledeemer, shari, and Mayan

[Ghenghis Kahn]

I am Asian.

lil deemer, you're too dumb to be asian and your cokk is too small to be black.

so you're either white or hispanic.

[billyloco]

I have been shot twice and stabbed once.
I caught the guy who stabbed me. I got off
for shooting him, tho it took a year or so.

[PaperTrail07]

i have beaten multiple felony charges with weird payoffs to a lawyer who now has had his license taken away....

10,000 payments---I now understand the system and dont fuckk around

[daneblazer]

I like finding classic threads

[Big Bear]

I sometimes scream racist things at minorities from the comfort of my truck...then speed away.

Its all about timing the green light for the getaway

i like to yell eat a dikk to people out of my car window

[ttwarrior1]

[PhillyFlyers]

Hmm...this is going to be very interesting...where do I start...

1. Woke up in a field outside of Moorestown NJ after a particularly insane night which has haunted me to this day.

2. Won and lost 90k in the same night. Has happened several times since but with varying degrees.

3. At 17, I took a BJ from my friend's mom when he wasn't home after she talked me into it.

4. At 20, banged my ex-girlfriend's mom after she got me drunk and seduced me.

5. Shot a n!gger after he stabbed my friend.

6. Got drunk one new year's eve and took a BJ in an alley from my friend's sister who was after me for months.

7. Took a drunken BJ in the bathroom of a club in the Tropicana Casino in Atlantic City by a woman who must have weighed 300 lbs. I was so drunk I didn't give a fukk.

8. Once beat a guy pretty close to death after he started beating up a woman in a parking lot and tried to rape her.

9. Scared my friends shitless on a skiing trip when I jumped out of the woods wearing a gorilla costume. They thought they were seeing bigfoot.

10. Took a handjob in my car from one of my mom's friends when I was 18.

11. In Italy, banged a 10 one night after I met her in a club and found out the next day she was the mayor's daughter.

12. Passed out in the middle of a conversation with a famous former Playboy bunny at the Playboy Mansion during a party from exhaustion and being drunk.

13. In Vegas, woke up next to a chick naked in bed with no memory of the previous night.

14. On a skiing trip in Canada, had a 3some for an entire weekend with these chicks who were from france.

15. Took a public BJ from ex-girlfriend at a Pink Floyd Concert in Philly.

That's enough for now I think.