Lets rate my sexiness on a 1-10 scale

[bobby heenan]

far left...goooo...ladies preferably....but dont feel shy boys...a man who is comfortable with himself can look at another man and admit hes an attractive man

[bobby heenan]

Ill get it started I guess...ill go solid 8.5-9

[CountNo_Account]

Christopher Moltisanti's drunken homosexual nephew... 2.0

[bobby heenan]

Christopher Moltisanti's drunken homosexual nephew... 2.0

appreciate the honesty...thank you

[TheMetsSuck]

the instagram filter has me guessing you're atleast bicurious

[zizoudane10]

Wearing a trucker cap this way isn't cool, never ever wear another shirt under a polo-shirt. Obv drunk here, but overall a solid 7 I guess.

[bobby heenan]

Wearing a trucker cap this way isn't cool, never ever wear another shirt under a polo-shirt. Obv drunk here, but overall a solid 7 I guess.

its actually an old patriots trucker cap straight from the 80's...no remake...I always wear a t under my shirts...ill take the 7 though...thanks

[bobby heenan]

one time about 8 years ago i was in that same bar...and this really hot drunk girl came and sat next to me while i was with like 3 friends...starts talking about how her and her bf broke up....as were conversing one of my idiotic friends says out loud " what are you just looking for some dick"....a few minutes later a couple of her guy friends came over and pulled her away and they all exited the building....it was an easy smash too...

[milwaukee mike]

why does that picture look like an oil painting?

i give you a 9

[bobby heenan]

thanks mike...can we get mrs milwaukee to weigh in on this? it is an oil painting...i commisioned someone to paint it I liked it so much

[milwaukee mike]

thanks mike...can we get mrs milwaukee to weigh in on this? it is an oil painting...i commisioned someone to paint it I liked it so much

sure thing, i'll try to remember (otherwise remind me), she's out at the moment

[BIGDAY]

I'll have MMAChicka chime in in about 30 minutes. She'll be honest.

[Kermit]

Christopher Moltisanti's drunken homosexual nephew... 2.0

[5mike5]

my girl says says solid 7.5-8

solid score guey

doubt she gives me that high a mark

[MMAchicka]

Is this supposed to be a good pic? And yes always wear an undershirt that's a must.

[BIGDAY]

Unreal, Chicka didn't even give a number. That's either a bad thing or a good thing...

[bobby heenan]

Is this supposed to be a good pic? And yes always wear an undershirt that's a must.

:-(

[pologq]

i give a 6.5-7.5, the hat ruins it, i rather wear a fitted cap

[Russian Rocket]

Bobby, I just can't put together this face and the thread that you made earlier today... http://forum.sbrforum.com/saloon/211...-beatings.html

I pay cash. half up front the other half when the job is done. Im looking to make someone eat through a straw and possibly suffer a debilitating injury.

personal business....im looking for prices....the feds are watching me...but this bastard got lawyers keep me out of the pen

Therefore I'll give you a solid 4. I've deducted 1 point for the thread above (since you can't handle your own fukking business) and half a point for the fukking hat that you're wearing...girls like to play with your hair Bobby when they get drunk at a bar, spend some time making it look good before you go out.

[the_orangekat]

No disrespect but I'm guessing you're a turd burglar, or are turd-curious. No straight guy would ask anyone from a gambling forum (99.76% men) to rate them. Throw in the Insta-gram, done! I won't let that cloud an honest rating. Let's see, maybe a 6.5 to 7, at the highest? f ----u---c----k if I know. If I was a future AIDS patient, I'd bag the buffed dude on the right for sure. My best guess is you've used the site 'Hot or Not.' Right up your alley. It's where gay men and so-so looking women who had a lucky 'nice' pic taken stroke their egos.

[Mr. Green]

Most important observation: If you're going out to pick up some ass, don't wear a hat. Trucker hat, fitted hat, cowboy hat, etc. ...NO HAT.

It brings the appearance of immaturity, and women aren't "wooed" by that.

[Seaweed]

This might be the most gay friendly thread at SBR.

With that said, are you the one on my left or your left?

[MUHerd37]

Asking a bunch of guys to rate you. Gay as shit.

[Sacrelicious]

The hat is a fail. I'll give you a solid 3.

[DeFactoCrippler]

Christopher Moltisanti's drunken homosexual nephew... 2.0

hahahahah

seriously though, his eyebrows lead me to believe he has a proclivity for penis.

him and the queef on the right had them done and didnt invite the guy in the middle

[DeFactoCrippler]

Is this supposed to be a good pic? And yes always wear an undershirt that's a must.

have seen the way bigday is dressed

would not walk down the street with him

oversized polo + t shirt + trucker hat > bigday

[TheGoldenGoose]

fart'n sniff, is that you?

[downsouth]

Solid 7, It also looks like you play receiver the least out of your group of friends.

[leafs_ducks]

6.5-7

[bobby heenan]

jfc christ guys...im not looking for style tips...i get laid more, and by better quality, than probably over 90 percent of sbr posters....I get laid wearing that hat...in fact ive crushed with the thing still on...

[Sacrelicious]

Didnt it fall off?