I am stuck in a parking lot during the storm of the century

[WvGambler]

No that's why I'm pulled over

Driving in this shit = -ev

Unfortunately I gotta figure out where the nearest hotel is because I might be in the smallest town in the eastern us

Take a left....drive one quarter mile, til you see the goat....hang another left. You'll be at my house. I got some deer roast cooking. Take your shoes off.

[Blondie]

Take a left....drive one quarter mile, til you see the goat....hang another left. You'll be at my house. I got some deer roast cooking. Take your shoes off.

I thought after the goat, you went to where Old Man Jenkins' barn burnt down a few years back and hung a right.

[ttwarrior1]

saloon this shit, nobody cares, every other post is his
kharma

[WvGambler]

I thought after the goat, you went to where Old Man Jenkins' barn burnt down a few years back and hung a right.

THose are only directions for you Blondie......only for you.

[Blondie]

THose are only directions for you Blondie......only for you.

Ohhh you are taking him to your OTHER house. Got it.

oh and don't be scared if he starts talking about Clarice or he tells you he is a Dr...

[Vegas39]

Guess Blondies St. Bernard is saved a search and rescue trip

[Blondie]

Guess Blondies St. Bernard is saved a search and rescue trip

Thank God, I wasn't sure how I was going to convince him to come out of his doghouse...

[Deuce]

Laying in bed, fukk going anywhere in this shit. It is unbearable to drive with other fukkin jerk offs on the road in this. They panic.

[InTheDrink]

Sounds intriguing...

No kids anywhere right?

just me and you blondie....

and maybe smoker

and if he brings mikeyanks

and possibly darkhat

oh hels might come too

[Blondie]

just me and you blondie....

and maybe smoker

and if he brings mikeyanks

and possibly darkhat

oh hels might come too

Sounds like a blast! Might have a slight detour though as my daughter was standing in the kitchen and started yelling that she smelled gas or fire...

Had to turn the breaker off, unplug something from the wall, not sure if that was it, so we then turned off the furnace and the washer...

Still not sure what made the smell but whatever it was seemed to have stopped now...

[InTheDrink]

Sounds like a blast! Might have a slight detour though as my daughter was standing in the kitchen and started yelling that she smelled gas or fire...

Had to turn the breaker off, unplug something from the wall, not sure if that was it, so we then turned off the furnace and the washer...

Still not sure what made the smell but whatever it was seemed to have stopped now...

Yikes! Be careful Blonder!

[KTnamja]

Hope you got a bottle of Jack with you. Keep the mind warm.

[Blondie]

Yikes! Be careful Blonder!

Thanks, it seems to have cleared out now...

Still not sure what it was... furnace is back on going to wait a bit before I turn the washer back on... thinking it may be a belt or something with that...

[InTheDrink]

Here we go folks!

[InTheDrink]

And which one of you fuks left the "sbr was here" note on the drivers seat and stole all my fukkin loose change???

[Blondie]

And which one of you fuks left the "sbr was here" note on the drivers seat and stole all my fukkin loose change???