How old were you the last time you.....

flyingillini · 12-19-12, 08:38 PM

5 years ago on a flight from Israel to Hong Kong

therocket · 12-19-12, 08:39 PM

High school. 93 or 94. Tryin to bench 2 plates for the first time. Pushed a little to hard and, well, u know the rest of the story.

WvGambler · 12-19-12, 08:39 PM

That's the spirit illini! Merry Xmas to you and yours!

WvGambler · 12-19-12, 08:40 PM

I had a scare a few weeks ago at work......not like a Shart scare, but on the way to the can, I got nervous. Share guys, Share

WvGambler · 12-19-12, 08:42 PM

Originally posted by therocket

High school. 93 or 94. Tryin to bench 2 plates for the first time. Pushed a little to hard and, well, u know the rest of the story.

Well thats sports related....and sports is gambling related. Remember that Mods!

ChiLLx · 12-19-12, 08:42 PM

Not me personally but a kid in middle school pooped his pants on the bus on the way to school, then immediately went home to change once he arrived.

WvGambler · 12-19-12, 08:44 PM

Originally posted by ChiLLx

Not me personally but a kid in middle school pooped his pants on the bus on the way to school, then immediately went home to change once he arrived.

Suuuuuuuure. Not you....riiiiiight. It's cool buddy. Happens to the best of us. I always have a spare pair o' draws in the back of the truck.

mynameismud · 12-19-12, 08:46 PM

i sharted in middle school.

WvGambler · 12-19-12, 08:50 PM

I was playing poker with a grown man about 3 years ago and he sharted. We were all at his house, and all the sudden he got up and came back wearing a pair of UMBRO shorts. Remember those? Well we were a pretty tight group of guys, and once the other players left, and it was just myself, him and another two guys we asked "what's up with the UMBROS...and he simply said "shit myself."

We laughed for hours

Seaweed · 12-19-12, 08:50 PM

I hardly wear pants.

Rich Boy · 12-19-12, 08:52 PM

I shit myself once all the way back in preschool

was very embarassed. Teacher was like... ok who is that smell coming from, and we were checked one by one until they found out and cleaned me up.

Seaweed · 12-19-12, 08:57 PM

Originally posted by Rich Boy

I shit myself once all the way back in preschool

was very embarassed. Teacher was like... ok who is that smell coming from, and we were checked one by one until they found out and cleaned me up.

Did this happen shortly before or after you were transferred to the special program?

daneblazer · 12-19-12, 08:59 PM

Had a milk shake from Sonic a few months ago and barely made it a few hours afterwards. Two more seconds and I'd be throwing some drawers away.

WvGambler · 12-19-12, 09:01 PM

Originally posted by daneblazer

Had a milk shake from Sonic a few months ago and barely made it a few hours afterwards. Two more seconds and I'd be throwing some drawers away.

flyingillini · 12-19-12, 09:06 PM

Originally posted by WvGambler

That's the spirit illini! Merry Xmas to you and yours!

There was an older lady in one bathroom for over 30 minutes and a lady with her 2 children in the other. I had food poisoning the night before I had no choice , it was awful.

WvGambler · 12-19-12, 09:08 PM

Originally posted by flyingillini

There was an older lady in one bathroom for over 30 minutes and a lady with her 2 children in the other. I had food poisoning the night before I had no choice , it was awful.

How does one remedy that problem? What did you do? This fascinates me

lesterdymond · 12-19-12, 09:14 PM

I know the feeling to well. You start sweatin @ the brow, unbuckling your jeans, along with the seatbelt. Just praying you make it threw the door. This happens usually after a steak dinner at Outback or ribs @ Chilis. I try to eat home cooked meals from the girlfriend as much as possible. I protest going out to eat most of the time.

ebbearsfb1 · 12-19-12, 09:14 PM

Is Wv getting off to this stuff?

Almost did last week on way to work.. was about 10 mins away when I felt it coming..had to sprint in the building and still barely made it.. Damn protein shake.. was almost a bad situation

flyingillini · 12-19-12, 09:18 PM

Originally posted by WvGambler

How does one remedy that problem? What did you do? This fascinates me

I was in first class and thank G-d the rows were big.. I acted like I was going to sleep, I stretched out and got a blanked and ended up scatting in the blanket and threw it out in the bathroom in the back of the plane about 25 minutes later. I had never been in so much pain in my life from holding it in. I had no choice to do that, I almost didn't make the fight due to my stomach issue the night before. I can laugh about it today. If I had someone sitting next to me I would of been screwed. The people across the aisle in my row were sound asleep.

opie1988 · 12-19-12, 09:24 PM

I soiled myself about 4 months ago while riding a 4 wheeler. Stomach had been upset, but I thought I had it all out. Anyway....hit a major unforeseen drop off a fairly high rate of speed. As I gripped the seat and simultaneously absorbed the shock, I was made aware that I hadn't quite completely voided my bowels. I was miles from any sort of facility, so had to deal with it then and there.

Needless to say....I donated a pair of tube socks to the woods before carrying on.

VegasInsider · 12-19-12, 09:32 PM

I sharted last week.

WvGambler · 12-19-12, 09:33 PM

Originally posted by ebbearsfb1

Is Wv getting off to this stuff?

konck · 12-19-12, 09:40 PM

Yesterday.....I had Lakers ml

King Mayan · 12-19-12, 10:08 PM

I shit myself at least thrice a month..

My wife is a good scrubber..

ThaTopMoron · 12-19-12, 10:23 PM

i remember a couple years back i had eaten some KFC and was on the road and all of a sudden i was like OH BOY... i flew over to a wal-mart that was near and tried to calmly yet swiftly enter and make myself over to the restroom without actually running to it

i failed by mere seconds but at least i was in a restroom so i was good to go, just had to dispose of ruined briefs

penetrate you KFC

B1GER1C828 · 12-19-12, 10:24 PM

how long ago was dec 18th 2012?

WvGambler · 12-19-12, 10:32 PM

Originally posted by King Mayan

My wife is a good scrubber..

Agreed

daneblazer · 12-20-12, 06:37 PM

ever have a courtesy flush that clogged the toilet...no paper?

WvGambler · 12-20-12, 08:47 PM

I used to work in a children's psych ward. Those kids were on some heavy Meds, that really messed up their systems. One of the little kids, like 6 years old, asked me to help with his clogged toilet. I grabbed a plunger and went in there expecting a little plunging and a pat on the back....what I found, changed me forever.

This tiny little child, shit out a turd that was every bit as thick as a coke can, and longer than a subway 6 inch hoagie. It was violently huge. He was trying to flush but the turd was so big, it wouldn't even move. The water just kept emptying, and the turd sat there staring at us. These were industrial strength shitters too....could tear your testicles off if you were sitting on it.

The turd was so heavy, that it anchored itself to the bottom of the bowl and just hunkered down. We had to break it in pieces with the plunger and send it down in shifts. It was hard as a potato too....I'll never forget that poor kid. The saddest thing is...he was a sexual abuse victim. So it didn't hurt or phase him. A funny story turned heartbreaking.

daneblazer · 12-20-12, 11:32 PM

Unreal

lesterdymond · 12-21-12, 10:10 AM

Is anyone honest enough to admit they enjoy the squishing effect after a soil?

WvGambler · 12-21-12, 02:40 PM

God damnit Lester. They're kids reading!

TheMoneyShot · 12-21-12, 03:08 PM

I think I was 11 years old... I had the flu... I sneezed so hard... it came out the other way.

1brokegirl · 12-27-12, 06:23 PM

two months ago after eating pork chops i didn't make it too bathroom no more pork chops for me it was theeeeee worst ever liquid death shit ever ever