Things that annoy you

[daneault23]

Cars that block the intersection because there is too much traffic in their lane and they couldn't wait at the light so they just take up space in the middle of the fuckn intersection so when your light turns green you can't even fuckn move because they're blocking you.

That happened today

[Teela]

Sure they are, silly girl.

You don't seem to know very much about condoms... you obviously don't get very much strange, huh?

Just last week after finishing up with a waitress that took my order and then proceeded to ah, well, TAKE MY ORDER ... she mentioned her kid's birthday party later in the day so I decided to show the waitress even more of my skills.

So I made the kids a giraffe with some Magnum Golds (realllllly long neck, natch) and even a rhinoceros with the ribbed ones.

And b/c I was in the Christmas spirit, I saved the one I had used w/mom and made a very cute Rudolph with 'snow' falling on his head, if ya get my drift.

I mean, WOW... the kids just loved it.

Her kid told me it was THE... BEST... BIRTHDAY... EVER.

That's very sweet. I always hate it when I buy something, for example the wrong size of garbage bags, that don't fit and I have to find another use for it. I'm happy that you were able to find another use for those magnum condoms.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

That's very sweet. I always hate it when I buy something, for example the wrong size of garbage bags, that don't fit and I have to find another use for it. I'm happy that you were able to find another use for those magnum condoms.

Meh... no one ever said ya had to be able to read & comprehend to gamble so... carry on, silly girl!

And b/c I was in the Christmas spirit, I saved the one I had used w/mom and made a very cute Rudolph with 'snow' falling on his head, if ya get my drift.

[dogkatcher]

Obama Lovers, including CBS, NBC, ABC

[tatommack]

The slant eyes that watch me like a hawk while im playing slots hoping i don't hit so when i get up they can put their 20 in thinking it will hit for them.

my friends that always tell me how dumb i am for losing a grand at the casino but when i hit big always looking for a hand out like i just got free money.

[Lookingtostart]

Holier than thou attitudes.

Skinny women in good movies.

[stevenash]

obama lovers, including cbs, nbc, abc

...cnn, msnbc, pbs................

[stevenash]

Skinny women in good movies.

What's you take on fat women in bad movies?

[lesterdymond]

Certain foreign people. Who enjoy the freedoms, culture, and liberations of living in the USA but refuse to acknowledge or respect our traditions. You hear less and less of Merry Christmas and lucky to have a tree up @ your place of work because of these people. We are so afraid to offend anyone. Our gov't has lost its backbone on what we stand for.

Add those johova witness people.. They don't believe in military, holidays, gifts, or even Halloween for the kids. Why won't they volunteer to work on Thanksgiving or Christmas so someone else can be home to celebrate their beliefs with their family?

It's all BS.

[Hankwins]

people that eat like slobs and talk with a mouth full of food.

[QuantumLeap]

I know traffic has already been mentioned but this is a special case:

People who drive slow in the fast lane so they don't have anyone in front of them so they don't have to pay attention to the road so they can talk on their cell phone.

An alternate of this is when I'm in the fast lane and someone signals to get in the lane in front of me. I figure they are going to the carpool lane so I let them in and then they slow down.

One more alternate is driving on an interstate (especially between LA and Phoenix) and a truck is overtaking a slower truck so he pulls right out in front of me who is going much faster. Hey buddy, I hope you don't mind when I pull in front of you and slow down.

As far as bathroom etiquette goes:

When I'm dropping a deuce in the sh!tter I don't want someone to sit next to me. I only sh!t at home and at work so if a guy at work has to go then go to another bathroom asswipe! I don't want to hear you grunting and groaning giving birth, I don't want to hear your sh!t farts and I sure as hell don't want to smell your anal vapors!

[stevenash]

Red light, one of those 90 second jobbers. You want to hang a right on red (legal) you are behind one car in the same lane that has his blinker on but thinks he can't make a right on red.

That pisses me off.

[TheCentaur]

People who can't stop talking

White grandparents babysitting their black grandchild trying to act like everything is all right

Cold fries

[Hankwins]

Plastic bags in the produce section

Spam from BetOnline

SBR Casino

you can end spam from BetOnline, i choose the keep them as one of my books however they only one step above sportsbook.ag

[Boner_18]

People don't stay hydrated anymore, so their piss reeks. Plus I wear sandals/flip flops like 90% of the time and inevitably there will be some jackass who can't aim and the stream of piss caroms off the urinals and sprinkles on my foot. On that matter, if you see a stall occupied, don't run into the one next to mine when there's others available. Nobody wants to hear or smell the other person right beside them.

Unless you hang out in mens rooms you could never tell that this guy actually "checkmated" the urinal. If there were 4 total people in there previously and two left this scenario would arise and no one would be at fault. Just saying, you are likley often getting annoyed at situations using faulty logic.

[watertight]

A hostess that tries to seat you right beside someone, when the rest of the joint is empty.

[robmpink]

wiping my ass crystal clean then 30 minutes later, I'll wipe my ass again and its like I never wiped to start with.

[CountNo_Account]

PuNkS wHo uSe RanDom cAPiTals ...

[CountNo_Account]

People who are intolerant of other cultures and the Dutch...

[Snowball]

apple commercials with the hand.
i hate that hand.

[stevenash]

PuNkS wHo uSe RanDom cAPiTals ...

Or feel compelled to use a 'z' for plural.
Like wheelz, or brothaz

[222bad]

People on these gambling sites coming into threads and starting shit when comments weren't even directed at them. It's fine to have a different opinion but state it like a gentleman not some disgruntled loser who's leading a miserable existence. Basically keyboard warriors who wouldn't act like that in real life.

[HERBJONES]

the fact that the kardashians and jersey shore cast havent been takin care of by natural selection yet.

the pussification of america.

political correctness

[daneblazer]

girls that pronounce the word you as "yow"

[bobby heenan]

this is easily number 1 for me....people who take too much time at a gas station/convenience store buying lottery tickets/scratch tickets....penetrate off...im tryna get gas here....i had to wait ten to fifteen minutes once behind a guy

[Weems2k]

Chicks that don't swallow.
Idiots that speed up on the highway when you go to pass them
Libs
Movie Remakes

[ArchieBunker]

The old lady crabby bitch

[spankie]

logging into sbr only to see 4105830 worthless threads by the same 10 posters.

[TheCentaur]

When there are multiple checkouts but in a civilized manner everyone has decided to stand in one line and then some dumb fuk walks up and thinks its his lucky day and bypasses the line and starts a new line. It's not really breaking in line but its annoying

[daneault23]

When the elevator door opens and instead of the people waiting for you to get off so they can get on, they just hop right on making it no room for anyone else to get on/off

[Fa11en]

ray lewis

[stevenash]

When the elevator door opens and instead of the people waiting for you to get off so they can get on, they just hop right on making it no room for anyone else to get on/off

Same with the morning metro north commute train.
I stand off the side, let people get off the train first, common courtesy, but there are always at least one, that needs to get on the train before the 12 or 15 have to get off. News flash, there are plenty of seats, it's not like you are going to stand.

While I'm at it, drivers that never heard of 'alternate merge' at the toll booth.

[TheRifleman]

People....but leftists more than others, annoy the piss out of me....more than annoy me....piss me the fuk off.

[chipper]

The F'n little Chihuahua that lives next door and barks his freakin' head off in the most shrilling and annoying way every f'n time I walk into my back yard. I'd never do it but at times I fantasize about poisoning that little SOB

[Weems2k]

Your idiot friends that go take a leak/shit right in the middle of a movie. Then coming back 15mins later asking "Did I miss anything?" Like I'm really going to piss everyone else off in the theater by going over the last 15mins your were gone....