Every year, day after my birthday wife loses here mind and starts the Christmas decorating.
Have to go buy a tree, have to string the lights, have to set up the lawn props, have to set up the village, have to wrap the banisters with ribbons and fake pine garland (whatever that stuff is called), have to spray the windows with that crap spray that is supposed to look like snow/frost.
"Its tradition". Yeah OK.
But it its kind of cool to have the tree there in the entry way. Problem is its a competition with these girls in the church they all have to have the best Christmas tree, so it took 3 hours of digging through them to find one. My one input and non negotiable, Noble Fir not Douglas, these cliche' people out here all get Douglas and we get our Noble, and every year ours is still the best.
One guy is going to get a Noble this year so it might be on. My wife is pissed too.
Dont get me started on who looks best in the family Christmas cards photos.....
Have to go buy a tree, have to string the lights, have to set up the lawn props, have to set up the village, have to wrap the banisters with ribbons and fake pine garland (whatever that stuff is called), have to spray the windows with that crap spray that is supposed to look like snow/frost.
"Its tradition". Yeah OK.
But it its kind of cool to have the tree there in the entry way. Problem is its a competition with these girls in the church they all have to have the best Christmas tree, so it took 3 hours of digging through them to find one. My one input and non negotiable, Noble Fir not Douglas, these cliche' people out here all get Douglas and we get our Noble, and every year ours is still the best.
One guy is going to get a Noble this year so it might be on. My wife is pissed too.
Dont get me started on who looks best in the family Christmas cards photos.....
