Seriously Going To Die Of Meningitis, Went Pro As Last Living Act

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  • darkhat
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 08-18-10
    • 5722

    #1
    Seriously Going To Die Of Meningitis, Went Pro As Last Living Act
    This is serious guys, there is a 90 percent chance I will be dead soon, so I decided to just go Pro to shut Opie up

    Last friday i had a bad headache, have had a stiff neck ever since, can't touch chin to chest

    Been doing research all day while at work, says i won't experience all symptoms

    Have considered going to hospital but I take chances, i'm a gambler

    I am texting family now my log in instructions to post a video if I end up in a coma and/or dead
  • tto827
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 10-01-12
    • 9078

    #2
    Originally posted by darkhat
    This is serious guys, there is a 90 percent chance I will be dead soon, so I decided to just go Pro to shut Opie up

    Last friday i had a bad headache, have had a stiff neck ever since, can't touch chin to chest

    Been doing research all day while at work, says i won't experience all symptoms

    Have considered going to hospital but I take chances, i'm a gambler

    I am texting family now my log in instructions to post a video if I end up in a coma and/or dead
    Congrats on going pro, hope your alive to enjoy it
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    • King Mayan
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 09-22-10
      • 21326

      #3
      Have a great death dude..

      Make sure to give me all your points when you turn pro, then you can die..
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      • Chi_archie
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 07-22-08
        • 63172

        #4
        take care!
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        • Mikail
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 07-19-09
          • 21689

          #5
          You'll be alright. Ain't no sickness can hurt an Sbr Pro! We are immune to such things.
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          • milwaukee mike
            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
            • 08-22-07
            • 26914

            #6
            Hang in there darkhat, hopefully you outlive your expectations
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            • Mikeyanks23
              SBR MVP
              • 11-30-10
              • 4517

              #7
              darker we had fun times

              darker we ran in the same circles

              darker we had some good chats

              darker your good peoples

              darker i will give you a great send off

              darker the eulolgy will be epic
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              • rm18
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 09-20-05
                • 22291

                #8
                wow my neck has been in a knot for a while but chin to chest is easy, your finished pal/
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                • manny24
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 10-22-07
                  • 20046

                  #9
                  darkie we need you man get well soon!
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                  • opie1988
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 09-12-10
                    • 23429

                    #10
                    'Bout damn time.

                    Sorry it came to this....but whatever it takes for you to stop being a brokedikk fukk has to be a good thing, right?
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                    • turtlejc
                      SBR MVP
                      • 10-18-11
                      • 3958

                      #11
                      Originally posted by rm18
                      wow my neck has been in a knot for a while but chin to chest is easy, your finished pal/
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                      • darkhat
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 08-18-10
                        • 5722

                        #12
                        Originally posted by King Mayan
                        Have a great death dude..

                        Make sure to give me all your points when you turn pro, then you can die..
                        Mayancan have my points

                        Originally posted by milwaukee mike
                        Hang in there darkhat, hopefully you outlive your expectations
                        mike, so do i, my only regret will be not being able to post about my next abortion

                        Originally posted by Mikeyanks23
                        darker we had fun times

                        darker we ran in the same circles

                        darker we had some good chats

                        darker your good peoples

                        darker i will give you a great send off

                        darker the eulolgy will be epic
                        Yes it will be interesting

                        blacking out tonight at a bar

                        been telling everyone i work with i am going to die

                        some think i am insane, but most already think that

                        we'll see who has the last laugh when I'm dead
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                        • darkhat
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 08-18-10
                          • 5722

                          #13
                          Originally posted by opie1988
                          'Bout damn time.

                          Sorry it came to this....but whatever it takes for you to stop being a brokedikk fukk has to be a good thing, right?
                          Yes, even in death you can be a pro
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                          • zizoudane10
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 03-27-12
                            • 7272

                            #14
                            Kidnap Zooey Deschanel, force her to give you a BJ. You can bet your as.s it would be easy to get your chin to your chest to watch it.
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                            • wantitall4moi
                              SBR MVP
                              • 04-17-10
                              • 3063

                              #15
                              Post a meningitis pick. If it wins you cant get it if it loses then its Ok for it to give itself to you.
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                              • El Nino
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 05-03-12
                                • 18426

                                #16
                                I've diagnosed myself with hundreds of diseases using WebMD. The key is to gamble hard and drink lots of beer. The more you stimulate your pleasure centers, the more it kills the bad stuff. It's science.
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                                • Mikeyanks23
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 11-30-10
                                  • 4517

                                  #17
                                  Darker

                                  I thought about this for a few mins

                                  Darker

                                  Thank god you went pro

                                  Titty Warrior told me going pro is a natural remedy for alot of illnesses

                                  Darker tittywarrior is always right

                                  Darker you will live at least another 874 days
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                                  • fergie's balls
                                    SBR Wise Guy
                                    • 02-07-11
                                    • 940

                                    #18
                                    I'll blindly tail a Meningitas Play. I mean you have to, right?
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                                    • Mikeyanks23
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 11-30-10
                                      • 4517

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by fergie's balls
                                      I'll blindly tail a Meningitas Play. I mean you have to, right?
                                      its almost as strong as a Hep-C pick

                                      you have to TAIL
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                                      • InTheDrink
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 11-23-09
                                        • 23983

                                        #20
                                        darker good luck in the afterlife

                                        darker there is no afterlife

                                        darker im sorry pal
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                                        • Vegas39
                                          BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                          • 09-22-11
                                          • 30686

                                          #21
                                          Zooey can now have restraining order removed
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                                          • darkhat
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 08-18-10
                                            • 5722

                                            #22
                                            Tizo good call on Zooey

                                            Wanti should of only thing I took today was small on NFL over

                                            Mikey hope you're right

                                            Wanti buy an abortion clinic and please name it after me
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                                            • wantitall4moi
                                              SBR MVP
                                              • 04-17-10
                                              • 3063

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by darkhat
                                              Tizo good call on Zooey

                                              Wanti should of only thing I took today was small on NFL over

                                              Mikey hope you're right

                                              Wanti buy an abortion clinic and please name it after me
                                              I would have let you steal the ATL pick from the system since you were on your deathbed.

                                              anti abortion so cant fulfill that request.
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                                              • sweethook
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 11-21-07
                                                • 12667

                                                #24
                                                long live the sbr pros
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                                                • darkhat
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 08-18-10
                                                  • 5722

                                                  #25
                                                  Wanti I understand and respect it.

                                                  I am too but am such a horrible person no human deserves to carry my blood line

                                                  Zooey know u read site

                                                  Lift restraint order
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                                                  • The Kraken
                                                    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                    • 12-25-11
                                                    • 28918

                                                    #26
                                                    Yuck. Had a friend die of meningitis our senior year in high school. Whole wrestling team had to take an antibiotic for prophylaxis. Was a horrible death. Its still chilling remembering such a young man full of life only a week earlier lying in bed on life support.

                                                    Hope you get better.
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                                                    • pronk
                                                      Restricted User
                                                      • 11-22-08
                                                      • 6887

                                                      #27
                                                      Jesus can heal you darkie, I'm dead serious pal.
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                                                      • vyomguy
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 12-08-09
                                                        • 5794

                                                        #28
                                                        dying is easy

                                                        living is hard
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                                                        • borednaz
                                                          SBR MVP
                                                          • 08-28-10
                                                          • 3809

                                                          #29
                                                          Dark ask Mikeyanks to borrow money pal. He always gets stiffed anyways at least this time it will be because you died.

                                                          Speaking of that Mike I need $300 pal. Dark leave me your pts instead of Mayan & I'll kick Opie in The balls on Video. I'll post it in players talk in your honor.
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                                                          • SportsPedagogy
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 02-13-11
                                                            • 3691

                                                            #30
                                                            Damn cowboys fans faking their own deaths to get out of watching the rest of the Season
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                                                            • ajcobb22
                                                              SBR High Roller
                                                              • 05-29-09
                                                              • 224

                                                              #31
                                                              LAST Friday!?!? Hate to break it to you man but you'd be dead by now if you had bacterial meningitis. Now viral is another story.....but guess what?!?! You RARELY die from viral meningitis. On a serious note though.....I wouldn't risk "riding out" viral meningitis. The treatment is pretty simple. Just get to a doctor man!!!
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                                                              • You mad bro
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 01-15-12
                                                                • 16641

                                                                #32
                                                                dont mind opie .. hes an attention whore on this forum ...


                                                                one of the biggest fckn losers
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                                                                • Robber
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 10-21-09
                                                                  • 6432

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by SportsPedagogy
                                                                  Damn cowboys fans faking their own deaths to get out of watching the rest of the Season
                                                                  Wow
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                                                                  • nosniboR11
                                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                                    • 09-02-08
                                                                    • 10042

                                                                    #34
                                                                    still not a pro, so you are still a dead brokedickfuk
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                                                                    • freeVICK
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 01-21-08
                                                                      • 7114

                                                                      #35
                                                                      nothing a couple of tums and a few shots of jacks cant fix
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