Wtf do I get my girlfriend for Xmas???

[sneakerhead]

JJ would have known

[sneakerhead]

A bbc.

That seems to be your usual christmas appetite

[wikkidinsane]

give her your penis

[edawg]

Dick in a box

[sweep]

[thebod15]

Day at the spa, gets her away from you for a while so you can do your thing

[allabout the $$$]

take her to vegas with you

[colts]

take her to vegas with you

[Smoke]

Big black dildo

[stevenash]

Any ideas guys??

A pair of shoes and a vibrator.

This way, if she doesn't like the shoes, she can go and fuk herself.

[RogueScholar]

The obvious gift is a free subscription to your NBA text message service, IWin. If she doesn't call you a square after a week, you know she's a keeper.

[robmpink]

smoking cessation programs for both of you.

[El Nino]

A plate of cole cuts

[jmitseff]

A full load on the chin.

[Hankwins]

If you really like her, a 1K plus gift card to a quality store. Cash makes it look as if you're trying to buy her affection, this looks like you're a generous guy with class.