Tryin to cook this turkey the thing wont cook

[Bigbill365]

i got this in the stove its still cold its been in there for 3 hours

[WvGambler]

turn the stove on Bill. Turn. It. On.

Happy Thanksgiving

[wtt0315]

make a video of you cooking it. maybe some here can help you

[thetrinity]

leave it for the women

[Blondie]

turn the stove on Bill. Turn. It. On.

Happy Thanksgiving

That's what I was thinking

[Bostongambler]

Order takeout

[GUMMO77]

[oiler]

take the wrapping off it lol

[SamDiamond]

Raw Turkey is good for you.

If you like your Salmonella served with cranberry and stuffing.

[Smoke]

Just eat it as is

It wont hurt you

[Blondie]

I have four helpers if you need...

I can easily send them your way

[Mikeyanks23]

Raw Turkey is good for you.

If you like your Salmonella served with cranberry and stuffing.

[DrStale]

I'm surprised this guy didn't try to microwave it

[doublej95]

chop it up and throw it on the grill

[zoo youk]

[zoo youk]

[Mr KLC]

I guess its about time to check the Yellow Pages for a Chinese restaurant.

[Smoke]

Yea get some chinese

I'll have deemer PM you the best chinese in your area