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  • griz
    SBR MVP
    • 01-27-11
    • 3647

    #1
    question for married guys
    How do you guys not slam tail on the side ???

    Been thinking of popping the question but pretty positive ill be getting a divorce a couple years in due to slamming some hot 22 year old blonde
  • Grits n' Gravy
    Restricted User
    • 06-10-10
    • 13024

    #2
    Kerry and you finally deciding to settle down?
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    • woodsyallin
      SBR Sharp
      • 12-09-10
      • 278

      #3
      marraige is for idiots...your signing a legal contract thats hands her half ur stuff....if a man gets married without a pre nup he is laughable
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      • griz
        SBR MVP
        • 01-27-11
        • 3647

        #4
        Gritter good one.

        Got an Asian broad like yourself actually.
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        • CarpeDime
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 09-01-09
          • 7873

          #5
          Originally posted by woodsyallin
          marraige is for idiots...your signing a legal contract thats hands her half ur stuff....if a man gets married without a pre nup he is laughable
          griz just be aware of the laws before you make any decision

          if you are aware of the laws and aware of what you want, and marriage is something that would be happy with, in light of that, then hey GO FOR IT! If not then dont

          i just hate seeing guys making decisions when they dont fully understand the meaning of "half"

          and, even if you DO get a prenup, be VERY aware of the laws in your particular state, and how the pre-nup fits in with all that

          just make sure you are protected

          if you arent, just be prepared for HALF

          she will come with her lawyers and they will be like "griz, we'd like to talk to you for a moment about a concept you may or may not be familiar with known as "half". we will happily answer any questions you might have about it, or fill in any gaps in your understanding of it"

          you do not want to find yourself in this position griz
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          • Fieldysnuts44
            SBR MVP
            • 10-02-08
            • 1592

            #6
            DON'T DO IT!!!!WHY SETTLE FOR ONE PIECE OF ASS THE REST OF YOUR LIFE AND GET CONSTANTLY BITCHED OUT,AND YOU CANT JUST LEAVE AND GO BACK TO YOUR PAD.STAY SINGLE AND BUST ALL THE PUSSY YOU CAN WITHOUT LOSING HALF YOUR S&I,HOUSE,BEING SEPERATED FROM YOUR KIDS.TRUST ALL THE MARRIED DUDES ON HERE.DONT SAY ANYTHING ABOUT THIS BEING IN ALL CAPS,I NEVER DO THAT,DRIVES ME NUTZ,JUST DID IT TO STRESS TGE IMPORTANCE OF THIS.I ALREADY KNOW WHAT'S GONNA HAPPEN,YOU'RE GONNA SAY " SHE'S THE ONE",SHE'S NOT LIKE THAT.NEXT THING YOU KNOW YOU COME HOME FROM WORK,HAVEN'T HAD PEICE OF ASS SINCE YOU CAN'T REMEMBER,THE HOUSE IS DESTROYED,SHE STILL IN SWEATS AND HAIR PULLED BACK IN PONY TAIL,SHE MANAGED TO GO TO THE STORE WITH HER SISTER,BUT DONT WORRY SHE DIDNT SPEND ANY MONEY,SHE CHARGED IT,AND SHE SAVED MONEY BECAUSE WE REALLY DIDNT NEED A NEW DUST MOP,BUT THEY HAD THEM BUY ONE GET ONE FREE SO I WENT AHEAD AND BOUGHT ONE,SO I SAVED US MONEY.YOU THINK NO WAY THAT'S HOW IT WILL BE THAT WAY BUT IT WILL.YOUR A GOOD KID,THIS WHY IM TELLING YOU THIS SHIT,99%DUDES ON HERE TELL YOU IT'S TRUE.

            Good luck,
            Fieldy
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            • Fieldysnuts44
              SBR MVP
              • 10-02-08
              • 1592

              #7
              The other 1% will let you do it Griz,just to see you as miserable as the rest of us married fukks.The guys at work always say get married,why should you be happy.

              Come on Man,
              Fieldy
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              • downsouth
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 01-13-11
                • 11580

                #8
                Originally posted by woodsyallin
                marraige is for idiots...your signing a legal contract thats hands her half ur stuff....if a man gets married without a pre nup he is laughable

                IF your loaded heading into marriage then fine. But 90% of young, broke dikk fukks dont have anything to put in prenup. What are you gonna list. If we get divorced I get to keep my playstation, 99 Accord, and my tv. As far as what you make while your marriage. She generally will get half of that and vice versa. If your that worried about what she might take then convert as much of your capital to cash and give it to your parents over time in small doses so its never noticed. IF she ever questions where all the money has gone tell her you lost it all gambling to the local book.

                This will probalby lead to above referenced result and her trying to take your playstation, accord and maybe old trophies.
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                • flyingillini
                  SBR Aristocracy
                  • 12-06-06
                  • 41219

                  #9
                  never thought i would enjoy being married, it will be my 1 year this Saturday, a happly married man with a toddler as well....Working on a 2nd at the moment..
                  המוסד‎
                  המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                  • SixthSenseFella
                    SBR Rookie
                    • 11-08-12
                    • 3

                    #10
                    well...if you have to think about something like that THEN
                    marriage is NOT for you!
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                    • YorkHunt
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 12-11-10
                      • 7496

                      #11
                      thought your gf left you. you found a girl online in a month?
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                      • chipper
                        SBR MVP
                        • 01-07-10
                        • 1994

                        #12
                        If this is something that worries you then DON'T make the plunge and get married! Stay single.
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                        • LarrysKid
                          SBR Sharp
                          • 03-17-10
                          • 258

                          #13
                          If you think you will hook up with some chick on the side then you should not get married. I don't cheat because I care about my wife and our marriage enough not to ruin it by chasing tail like a 19 year old. Everybody says you don't have sex after getting married and the woman runs your life. After 6 years together and 2 kids we still get busy all the time. The key for a man is to actually plan it out and start romancing her long before you want sex. Remember, a man's sex drive is like a microwave, 2-5 minutes on high power and done. Women usually are more like a slow cooker, for best results it takes many hours of work and patience. As for the woman running your life that only happens if you let it happen. If you feel like you are losing your say in the relationship you should express your feelings in a mature manner. Pouting will never help your cause, it just makes you look like a whiny punk.
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                          • Seaweed
                            BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                            • 01-19-12
                            • 26318

                            #14
                            It doesn't matter if you love her. People never married out of love until recently. Marriage is for money and social status.
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                            • BeatTheJerk
                              BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                              • 08-19-07
                              • 31794

                              #15
                              Well I love my dick sucking, anal spreading, c u m gobbling, thrifty, modest, caring, backsliding christian of a wife, and all you dick jacking 3 dates a month losing bettors can have your lonely life and all your money. Enjoy it with some random stranger whore bag who just had her lips around a massive rooster hours prior to your date and is now kissing you good night.
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                              • ngates815
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 12-01-09
                                • 13845

                                #16
                                Originally posted by BeatTheJerk
                                Well I love my dick sucking, anal spreading, c u m gobbling, thrifty, modest, caring, backsliding christian of a wife, and all you dick jacking 3 dates a month losing bettors can have your lonely life and all your money. Enjoy it with some random stranger whore bag who just had her lips around a massive rooster hours prior to your date and is now kissing you good night.


                                Booooooom
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                                • keyboarding
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 07-30-09
                                  • 6817

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by downsouth
                                  IF your loaded heading into marriage then fine. But 90% of young, broke dikk fukks dont have anything to put in prenup. What are you gonna list. If we get divorced I get to keep my playstation, 99 Accord, and my tv.


                                  Too many guys think life is like it is on television and the movies. Most people don't have enough assets and wealth to bother with a pre-nuptial agreement, and even if you did they are incredibly expensive and difficult to enforce.
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                                  • dj_destroyer
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 07-28-10
                                    • 3856

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by flyingillini
                                    never thought i would enjoy being married, it will be my 1 year this Saturday, a happly married man with a toddler as well....Working on a 2nd at the moment..
                                    It's only been a year illini... give it a chance!
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                                    • 757sFinest
                                      SBR Wise Guy
                                      • 09-23-10
                                      • 885

                                      #19
                                      Just talk her into a threesome. May take some time but once it's on, it's on. Then you never have to cheat.
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                                      • Duff85
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 06-15-10
                                        • 2920

                                        #20
                                        There is absolutely more to life than hitting tail. If you ever have a kid you'll understand.

                                        Plus you never know when your number is going to be called - so get on with trying some new things imo.

                                        But if you are hitting other tail - she's probably not the one, maybe time to move on from her.
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                                        • Donkeys2012
                                          SBR MVP
                                          • 01-11-12
                                          • 2771

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by griz
                                          How do you guys not slam tail on the side ???

                                          Been thinking of popping the question but pretty positive ill be getting a divorce a couple years in due to slamming some hot 22 year old blonde
                                          The only 22 year old slamming that will be going on is PickAWinner Slamming your pussy ass.

                                          Griz is the biggest bitch pussy on this site. Your woman has more balls then you you wanna be.

                                          You talk a big game but then when you get scammed you turn into a little pussy
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                                          • JimmysEgo
                                            SBR MVP
                                            • 06-07-10
                                            • 1201

                                            #22
                                            i told my wife a long time ago, when i'm 60 something years old and some 18 year old hottie wants to bronco on my wrinkled, viagra injected, schlong, i'm going to let her. so if i'm going to do it then, then there shouldn't be a problem to go ahead and do it now.
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                                            • High3rEl3m3nt
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 09-28-10
                                              • 8022

                                              #23
                                              Really can't put it better than what BeattheJerk stated. Griz, the idea of marriage can be scary and this question is probably indicative of your not being ready yet. I banged plenty of broads and participated in enough crazy scenarios and one-night stands to not wonder about this kind of stuff when I was lucky to have met my current wife. Took me a long time to get here, but it's well worth getting it all out of our system so you don't have to wonder.
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