(a landlords work is never easy)
BOYS I GOT A CALL LAST NIGHT FROM A TENANT WHO SAYS SHE HAS A BIRDS NEST INSIDE THE VENT OF HER HEATING SYSTEM OUTSIDE HER APARTMENT.BOYS YOU KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS YOU GUESSED IT THIS MORNING I HAVE TO GO UP TO THE 3 FLOOR REACH MY HAND INSIDE A 4 INCH ROUND VENT AND PULL OUT A BIRDS NEST SO SHE CAN START HER HEAT.WITH MY LUCK IT WILL BE A HAWKS NEST AND I WILL BE ATTACKED BY A GANG OF ANGRY BIRDS.I AM A LITTLE NERVOUS ABOUT THIS WHAT HAPPENS IF THERE ARE EGGS IN HERE
SEE BOYS THIS IS WHAT I DEAL WITH ON A DAILY BASIS.SOMEBODY MUST HAVE PULLED OUT THE SCREEN THAT WAS ON THE VENT TO KEEP THE BIRDS OUT OH MAN ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS THAT OLS MOVIE (THE BIRDS)
I JUST HOPE THE GOD DAM BIRDS ARENT AN ENDANGERED SPECIES THIS F-CKING LIBERAL TENANT WILL PROBABLY CALL AND HAVE ME FINED.
BOYS FOR NOW ON CALL ME THE BIRDMAN OF SBR
SEE BOYS THIS IS WHAT I DEAL WITH ON A DAILY BASIS.SOMEBODY MUST HAVE PULLED OUT THE SCREEN THAT WAS ON THE VENT TO KEEP THE BIRDS OUT OH MAN ALL I CAN THINK ABOUT IS THAT OLS MOVIE (THE BIRDS)
I JUST HOPE THE GOD DAM BIRDS ARENT AN ENDANGERED SPECIES THIS F-CKING LIBERAL TENANT WILL PROBABLY CALL AND HAVE ME FINED.
BOYS FOR NOW ON CALL ME THE BIRDMAN OF SBR
