To all of my friends far and away,
Ballots will be cast throughout the day.
For Romney it's been a strenuous race,
Cause it's hard to keep up with a Kenyan's pace.
The struggles will follow for whoever wins,
Cause we still owe China like a bajillion yens.
The economy is weak, our stock market, a joke,
Californians could care less, as long as they can toke.
Someone promised change, when will it arrive?
Hope some help comes, I'm getting buried alive.
No not in the ground, I'm getting buried by the bills,
Now we know why Rush, had to pop pills.
Xanax would be nice, it would calm all our nerves,
While we sit and watch Obama throw us these curves.
"I'll cut the debt in half, I do so solemnly swear"
From black to gray, lies do color a man's hair.
Yes you killed Osama, and you are to be commended,
But sorry big dog, your healthcare needs amended.
We gave you four years and you're wanting four more?
To hell with that bro, I'll kick you out the door.
Take Sasha, Malia, and your "let's eat right" wife,
The past 4 years you have ruined peoples lives..
Must move forward, elect a new commander in chief,
Fall jokes aside, turn over a fresh new leaf.
My closing lines are this, you can take this to the bank
If your account is looking weak, you have our President to thank
He might not be the best but Mitt's our only shot,
If we stick with you Barack, we're bound to lose a lot.
My poem has ended, now go out and rock the vote
Let's pull Romney into harbor and dock this penetrating boat.
Ballots will be cast throughout the day.
For Romney it's been a strenuous race,
Cause it's hard to keep up with a Kenyan's pace.
The struggles will follow for whoever wins,
Cause we still owe China like a bajillion yens.
The economy is weak, our stock market, a joke,
Californians could care less, as long as they can toke.
Someone promised change, when will it arrive?
Hope some help comes, I'm getting buried alive.
No not in the ground, I'm getting buried by the bills,
Now we know why Rush, had to pop pills.
Xanax would be nice, it would calm all our nerves,
While we sit and watch Obama throw us these curves.
"I'll cut the debt in half, I do so solemnly swear"
From black to gray, lies do color a man's hair.
Yes you killed Osama, and you are to be commended,
But sorry big dog, your healthcare needs amended.
We gave you four years and you're wanting four more?
To hell with that bro, I'll kick you out the door.
Take Sasha, Malia, and your "let's eat right" wife,
The past 4 years you have ruined peoples lives..
Must move forward, elect a new commander in chief,
Fall jokes aside, turn over a fresh new leaf.
My closing lines are this, you can take this to the bank
If your account is looking weak, you have our President to thank
He might not be the best but Mitt's our only shot,
If we stick with you Barack, we're bound to lose a lot.
My poem has ended, now go out and rock the vote
Let's pull Romney into harbor and dock this penetrating boat.