An Election Day Poem- by yours truly

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  • cjwatsonfan32
    SBR MVP
    • 01-24-11
    • 1640

    #1
    An Election Day Poem- by yours truly
    To all of my friends far and away,
    Ballots will be cast throughout the day.
    For Romney it's been a strenuous race,
    Cause it's hard to keep up with a Kenyan's pace.
    The struggles will follow for whoever wins,
    Cause we still owe China like a bajillion yens.
    The economy is weak, our stock market, a joke,
    Californians could care less, as long as they can toke.
    Someone promised change, when will it arrive?
    Hope some help comes, I'm getting buried alive.
    No not in the ground, I'm getting buried by the bills,
    Now we know why Rush, had to pop pills.
    Xanax would be nice, it would calm all our nerves,
    While we sit and watch Obama throw us these curves.
    "I'll cut the debt in half, I do so solemnly swear"
    From black to gray, lies do color a man's hair.
    Yes you killed Osama, and you are to be commended,
    But sorry big dog, your healthcare needs amended.
    We gave you four years and you're wanting four more?
    To hell with that bro, I'll kick you out the door.
    Take Sasha, Malia, and your "let's eat right" wife,
    The past 4 years you have ruined peoples lives..
    Must move forward, elect a new commander in chief,
    Fall jokes aside, turn over a fresh new leaf.
    My closing lines are this, you can take this to the bank
    If your account is looking weak, you have our President to thank
    He might not be the best but Mitt's our only shot,
    If we stick with you Barack, we're bound to lose a lot.
    My poem has ended, now go out and rock the vote
    Let's pull Romney into harbor and dock this penetrating boat.


  • cjwatsonfan32
    SBR MVP
    • 01-24-11
    • 1640

    #2
    penetrating was the f bomb*
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    • High3rEl3m3nt
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 09-28-10
      • 8022

      #3
      Sing-song, sing-song, sing-song,
      Your rhymes sucked worse than a leech's dong.
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      • Dutch
        SBR MVP
        • 09-21-10
        • 4339

        #4
        Roses are red
        Violets are blue
        I didn't read your poem
        Your mother is a whore.
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        • cjwatsonfan32
          SBR MVP
          • 01-24-11
          • 1640

          #5
          2 poor non pros telling me it sucks. gotta be obama dik suckas
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          • High3rEl3m3nt
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 09-28-10
            • 8022

            #6
            Actually, I voted Romney. Honestly, your poem is horrendous. What was the purpose of writing that? Also, I bet I have more money in my secondary book legends than you do in your primary. Screenshot for screenshot.
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            • tto827
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 10-01-12
              • 9078

              #7
              That poem really wasn't that bad guys, sure some were forced, but why bash him.
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              • cjwatsonfan32
                SBR MVP
                • 01-24-11
                • 1640

                #8
                Originally posted by High3rEl3m3nt
                Actually, I voted Romney. Honestly, your poem is horrendous. What was the purpose of writing that? Also, I bet I have more money in my secondary book legends than you do in your primary. Screenshot for screenshot.
                I have about $175 in my account, but if you want to be honest with yourself, money in your account is not money in your hand. It was a poem written for fun. Sure it wasn't correctly written in iambic pentameter, but I didn't think there would be two people so damn upset about it. What's the purpose of having 3000+ posts in 2 years? I guarantee you've wasted a lot more of your life doing pointless shit than I have. Glad you voted for Romney, though.
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                • RogueScholar
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 02-05-07
                  • 5082

                  #9
                  I support Obama and still laughed my ass off over this.

                  Bravo!
                  Originally posted by StraitShooter
                  90% of the guys dont give a shit about your problems..and the other 10 are glad you have them..
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                  • CallMeChip
                    SBR Wise Guy
                    • 03-23-11
                    • 681

                    #10
                    Originally posted by cjwatsonfan32
                    To all of my friends far and away,
                    Ballots will be cast throughout the day.
                    For Romney it's been a strenuous race,
                    Cause it's hard to keep up with a Kenyan's pace.
                    The struggles will follow for whoever wins,
                    Cause we still owe China like a bajillion yens.
                    The economy is weak, our stock market, a joke,
                    Californians could care less, as long as they can toke.
                    Someone promised change, when will it arrive?
                    Hope some help comes, I'm getting buried alive.
                    No not in the ground, I'm getting buried by the bills,
                    Now we know why Rush, had to pop pills.
                    Xanax would be nice, it would calm all our nerves,
                    While we sit and watch Obama throw us these curves.
                    "I'll cut the debt in half, I do so solemnly swear"
                    From black to gray, lies do color a man's hair.
                    Yes you killed Osama, and you are to be commended,
                    But sorry big dog, your healthcare needs amended.
                    We gave you four years and you're wanting four more?
                    To hell with that bro, I'll kick you out the door.
                    Take Sasha, Malia, and your "let's eat right" wife,
                    The past 4 years you have ruined peoples lives..
                    Must move forward, elect a new commander in chief,
                    Fall jokes aside, turn over a fresh new leaf.
                    My closing lines are this, you can take this to the bank
                    If your account is looking weak, you have our President to thank
                    He might not be the best but Mitt's our only shot,
                    If we stick with you Barack, we're bound to lose a lot.
                    My poem has ended, now go out and rock the vote
                    Let's pull Romney into harbor and dock this penetrating boat.

                    wah. sore loser. that is all.
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                    • Easy-Rider 66
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 02-14-12
                      • 36667

                      #11
                      Decent poem. But Conservatives have George W. to partly thank for 8 years of Obama. Thought Romney would win and took +383 on him. Let's see what happens the next 4 years.
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                      • leftysedge
                        SBR Rookie
                        • 11-09-10
                        • 28

                        #12
                        Can your dad beat up his dad too?
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