One of The Craziest Stories You Will Ever Here....

[smitch124]

Well whoever took it is a rookie. Veteran muffin thieves only steal the top and leave the lousy stem and the only the only possible piece of evidence, the stem wrapper. It has to be the dog.

[Kermit]

Seaweed, maybe you just dreamed that you bought that muffin. Sometimes dreams can seem real and you have to second guess yourself.

[Seaweed]

Seaweed, maybe you just dreamed that you bought that muffin. Sometimes dreams can seem real and you have to second guess yourself.

Not in this case. But I do have dreams where I wake up and it takes me 5 minutes to figure out if it actually happened.

[packerd_00]

Are you a big fan of Tim Hortons Tidbit.

[The Kraken]

Go talk to all three of them and "warn" them that there's a thief in the building. That while you were doing your laundry, someone stole a fruity explosion muffing and a bottle of Oxyocntin from your table. Tell them it's a felony because Oxycontin is a controlled narcotic and the police detectives will be by in a day or 2 to do the finger printing and talk with neighbors. Then ask if anyone saw anything. Thank them for their time.

You should be able to tell from their reactions who the muffin burglar is

[Smoke]

Those are good muffins