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  • Seaweed
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    • 01-19-12
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    #1
    TTWarrior Lying to Himself??
    ttwarrior1: Okay i weigh 320 , closer to 350 actuallly and for some reason the coach challenges me to a match. Yes he is better than me but not by alot. I was pumped, motivated. WE had both teams, parents, cops. People running around everywhere. People pulling over trying to figure out what was going on.ttwarrior1: Yes he called everyshot i hit on the line out and im like okay, dont even blink and accept it. He was acting like a wild animal during the match . So i decide to start serving to the middle so he cant call my shots out . I served like 80 percent first serve. I was having trouble with his serve so i did more drop shots . He won the 1st set 6-4. I won the second set coming back from 4-0 to win 6-4 . We then did a ten pt tie breaker. First person to 10 win by 2. He was up 9-0 and give up . I then just go for , get two Aces. 9-2. I then get two winners 9-4.

    ttwarrior1: Still upset knowing im gonna lose. I then get two errors from him on my serve. 9-6. I then get two big time lucky winners from the tape and a miss hit. 9-8. I then get an another winner. I end up winning 24-22 . The team picks me up and carries me off the court.

    ttwarrior1: He slams his 300 dollar racket down and breaks it. I mean we celebrated for like 15 minutes. We kept telling stories about the matches we played. WE couldnt stop laughing.
    ttwarrior1: WE decided to to to mcdonalds but after we won we decided its time to go to Golden Corral.

    ttwarrior1: the other team shows up at the golden corral

    ttwarrior1: We took the last piece of everything so they would have to wait for their food. We just kept telling stories and made sure they could here us. I asked if any on the team wanted a beer and said we would pull up the liquor store on the way back home, and we did

    Blondie: So... you gave the high schoolers beer?

    Blondie: is that what I am getting from this?

  • Seaweed
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    • 01-19-12
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    #2
    ttwarrior1: 8 year olds get drunk where i livettwarrior1: and sex too
    ttwarrior1: id say 1 in 2 have a kid by 15


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    • hels
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      • 04-12-09
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      #3
      And he's got 15 million coming to him.
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      • ttwarrior1
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        • 06-23-09
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        #4
        its already in a tennis thread below this

        this was a few years ago and im 298 now
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        • accuscoresucks
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          • 11-03-07
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          #5
          unreal
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          • greenhippo
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            • 02-15-12
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            #6
            So ttwarrior has sex with girls before they turn 15? Am i reading this correctly?
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            • vikingfan101
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              • 02-04-12
              • 475

              #7
              TT, please just start a thread telling your life story. As far as you can remember back until present. Im fascinated.
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              • yisman
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                • 09-01-08
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                #8


                [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
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                [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                • SamDiamond
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                  • 10-19-12
                  • 6107

                  #9
                  So, this guy is an actual person?

                  This "TTWARRIOR" isn't a put-on by SBR?

                  Please tell me this is a joke.

                  Sex with relatives, someone told me he wiped his ass with a towel that he makes his mom pick up, and he gave booze to kids?

                  There is no way in hell this is legit.
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                  • tto827
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                    • 10-01-12
                    • 9078

                    #10
                    Originally posted by SamDiamond
                    So, this guy is an actual person?

                    This "TTWARRIOR" isn't a put-on by SBR?

                    Please tell me this is a joke.

                    Sex with relatives, someone told me he wiped his ass with a towel that he makes his mom pick up, and he gave booze to kids?

                    There is no way in hell this is legit.
                    Sadly it is, sadly it is.
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                    • greenhippo
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                      • 02-15-12
                      • 9091

                      #11
                      I can tell you he is a real person, member of too many sites not associated with sbr to be a complete fake. However most of what he posts besides the nasty shit is fake, guy lives in his own world, its pretty scary.
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                      • pokeraddict2012
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                        • 10-25-12
                        • 312

                        #12
                        ttwarrior is ugly as fock, dont mention his name ever again some ugly rooster_eater
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                        • ttwarrior1
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                          • 06-23-09
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                          #13
                          edited because im fat yisman

                          ps: i thought u said you weren't buddies with po69???????????????

                          Ive never denied being fat, but im the strongest best athlete on this forum by far
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                          • ttwarrior1
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                            • 06-23-09
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                            #14
                            still waiting for people to paste my hair growth forum posts
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                            • yisman
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                              • 09-01-08
                              • 75682

                              #15
                              Originally posted by ttwarrior1

                              ps: i thought u said you weren't buddies with po69???????????????
                              I'm not.

                              I thought you said you're rich???????????????????
                              [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                              [/quote]

                              [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                              • Chi_archie
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                                • 07-22-08
                                • 63172

                                #16
                                ttwarrior1
                                Prolific Poster

                                Posts: 360
                                Joined: 10/08/2004

                                instead of the other way around. Im like screw it. Im kind of known around my area as a top weightlifter too, and i dont even want to lift anymore. Heck i go to the book store more than anything know when i go out
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                                • ttwarrior1
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                                  • 06-23-09
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                                  #17
                                  oh your best buddies with po69 and I am rich, but who cares. Could care less about money
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                                  • ttwarrior1
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                                    • 06-23-09
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                                    #18
                                    nice chi, which forum was that?

                                    damn book store closed down, i think thats probaly 5 years old
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                                    • hels
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                                      • 04-12-09
                                      • 8767

                                      #19
                                      His fascination with pro wrestling and friendship with Jerry Lawler is also disconcerting.

                                      ttwarrior is displaying obvious signs of schizophrenia. However, it is more likely he is a basement dweller with absolutely no social life. He lives online because it is his only hope for acceptance. He will make outrageous claims to garner much needed attention.
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                                      • yisman
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                                        • 09-01-08
                                        • 75682

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                        oh your best buddies with po69 and I am rich, but who cares. Could care less about money
                                        Yes, if you are rich, then I am "best buddies" with po69.

                                        However, since you are broke, I am not.
                                        [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                        [/quote]

                                        [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                        • yisman
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                                          • 09-01-08
                                          • 75682

                                          #21
                                          [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                          [/quote]

                                          [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                          • yisman
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                                            • 09-01-08
                                            • 75682

                                            #22
                                            timmeh
                                            04-21-2012, 05:26 AM

                                            Ok you are bumping old threads including one from 2005. Also you are making outrageous claims about service speed. So I have to question the motivation behind this.

                                            Do you hate yourself and want others to make fun of you? Perhaps you are so alone and isolated that you need the attention any way you can get it.

                                            I'm not trying to make you feel bad but you need to do something with your self. Give your life some purpose.

                                            If you like playing tennis, perhaps join a volunteer group where you can assist disabled kids to play. That way you can feel good about yourself and maybe lose some weight.

                                            stapletonj
                                            04-21-2012, 05:29 AM

                                            Guys, you haven't seen the "against the wall" videos.
                                            TTwarrior has solved the backhand problem.
                                            He just SWITCHES HANDS.
                                            IT appears to work. all he has to do is solve that pesky
                                            little the ball bounces twice before he does it and he will be hailed as the greatest innovator and coach in the history of the game.....
                                            ...
                                            [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                            [/quote]

                                            [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                            • Vegas39
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                                              #23
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                                              • SamDiamond
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                                                • 10-19-12
                                                • 6107

                                                #24
                                                Is this guy TTWarrior, married?

                                                Does he really live with his mom?

                                                And all his stories, is that schtick, or does he actually believe it?
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                                                • Chi_archie
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                                                  • 07-22-08
                                                  • 63172

                                                  #25
                                                  are you still on the clonozopam?

                                                  im on clonozopam, a half milligram, it works sometimes but now the dose isnt working as well. I really believe i have the worst case in the world. I dont have it in my knee, i never bounce my knees up and down like you see some people do. all mine is in my ankle and feet. I want to hit the walls with my feet , rotate my ankles over and over and over and make whatever it is go away. Its like this for 3 hours at night and first hour in the morning. Ive tried every natural cure i can think of and some of those even made it worse. Id hate to go up to 1 milligram even though they say ...
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                                                  • yisman
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                                                    • 09-01-08
                                                    • 75682

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Chi_archie
                                                    are you still on the clonozopam?

                                                    http://curezone.com/forums/fm.asp?i=1623550

                                                    im on clonozopam, a half milligram, it works sometimes but now the dose isn't working as well. I really believe i have the worst case in the world. I don't have it in my knee, i never bounce my knees up and down like you see some people do.
                                                    all mine is in my ankle and feet. I want to hit the walls with my feet , rotate my ankles over and over and over and make whatever it is go away.

                                                    Its like this for 3 hours at night and first hour in the morning. Ive tried every natural cure i can think of and some of those even made it worse.
                                                    Id hate to go up to 1 milligram even though they say its not a big dose.


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                                                    • neverstoppers23
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                                                      • 11-26-09
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                                                      #27
                                                      Poor fella, I can now see why he is so defensive about me being on SSI Disablity. Its okay buddy, let it all out.
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                                                      • ttwarrior1
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                                                        • 06-23-09
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                                                        #28
                                                        yis im not broke and i dont post much on that hair site, im on alot more

                                                        Im worth 15 mill in the future and yes i knew you were best buds with po69, u have been for years


                                                        yes i take .25 milligrams

                                                        I have more handles than ttwarrior1

                                                        that is easily 4th place in handles i have, but no ghosts on any forum


                                                        Im still the top poster on bb.com but you won't be able to find that new handle
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                                                        • yisman
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                                                          • 09-01-08
                                                          • 75682

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by ttwarrior1
                                                          yis im not broke and i dont post much on that hair site, im on alot more

                                                          Im worth 15 mill in the future and yes i knew you were best buds with po69, u have been for years
                                                          again, you can keep telling stories about how you're rich and how I've been best buds with someone for years, but that doesn't make any of it true.

                                                          I don't know who playersonly is, I've never met him. I only "know" him as a poster on the forum. He's hardly my best bud. Your remarkable deduction is that since I don't like you and he doesn't like you...

                                                          I don't like you because you lie all the time. Maybe try curtailing that a bit.

                                                          Originally posted by ttwarrior1


                                                          Im still the top poster on bb.com but you won't be able to find that new handle
                                                          Congrats on your ghosts but I don't care how many handles you have. I don't read "bb.com".
                                                          [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                                          [/quote]

                                                          [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                          • tatommack
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                                                            • 10-10-08
                                                            • 4171

                                                            #30
                                                            its funny cause hes fat
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                                                            • yisman
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                                                              • 09-01-08
                                                              • 75682

                                                              #31
                                                              He brags about how many handles he has.
                                                              [quote=jjgold;5683305]I win again like usual
                                                              [/quote]

                                                              [quote=Whippit;7921056]miami won't lose a single eastern conference game through end of season[/quote]
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                                                              • SamDiamond
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                                                                • 10-19-12
                                                                • 6107

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by yisman
                                                                He brags about how many handles he has.
                                                                Wait, TTW has more than one handle? Oh, I can't believe I missed that one.
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                                                                • hawley
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                                                                  • 05-10-10
                                                                  • 14270

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by yisman
                                                                  He brags about how many handles he has.

                                                                  Love handles?

                                                                  Because if that is the case we know he has multiple handles.
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                                                                  • brettels
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                                                                    • 11-04-10
                                                                    • 3376

                                                                    #34
                                                                    The TT obsession by you lot is probably more embarrassing than what TT has to be embarrassed about himself.
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