Just sent to my phone literally 5 minutes ago. I had to post this. Wow.
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5mike5
SBR Aristocracy
09-21-11
52036
#37
she has that look in her eye
ur in trouble pal
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TPowell
SBR Posting Legend
02-21-08
18842
#38
still not bad, I would see if the mom and dad are obese
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Fry
SBR Hustler
10-22-12
84
#39
fat bitch.
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nic9212
SBR MVP
03-19-12
1536
#40
Nice
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EaglesPhan36
SBR Aristocracy
12-06-06
71662
#41
100% pregnant.
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clynnm17
SBR MVP
09-08-10
1360
#42
would smash all day
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Dutch
SBR MVP
09-21-10
4339
#43
Is she the same chick from before, on the drive 4 hr's thread? The one who said she'd call you sir, or is this a new hot chubby chick?
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ThaTopMoron
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
04-30-10
27020
#44
marry a bitch and she does downhill 94% of the time
so don't marry a bitch
lesson A in life
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onlooker
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
08-10-05
36572
#45
Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
Just sent to my phone literally 5 minutes ago. I had to post this. Wow.
Stop fuking around, and Smash that shit already.
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KingJD31
SBR Hall of Famer
11-04-11
8167
#46
Don't know whats wrong with her eyelids maybe needs sleep or plastic surgery but goddam look at them ttiittes
Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
Just sent to my phone literally 5 minutes ago. I had to post this. Wow.
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TheMoneyShot
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
02-14-07
28672
#47
Sooooooo Saturday night I go and meet this chick. She was wearing a skirt... with her hoots hanging out. But this was a total bust... like... it didn't go so well... she was on the heavy side. I didn't take a photo with me and her. Why should I? I mean...
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GOIRISH
SBR MVP
09-25-10
2072
#48
left or right?
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Jonah
SBR MVP
10-21-09
4042
#49
The prom pic looks like a fat girl in the making. Don't see what the big deal is. You thought those arms would get smaller?
She is a beauty in every picture.
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TheMoneyShot
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
02-14-07
28672
#50
Originally posted by GOIRISH
left or right?
Left
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eastern2
SBR Sharp
02-24-12
448
#51
So what happened w/her on Saturday? You ditch her?
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Ghenghis Kahn
SBR Posting Legend
01-02-12
19734
#52
dude if she was your high school crush, why not hit it for that sake? i would...
unless, she was crazy or something.
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Snowball
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
11-15-09
30058
#53
if she sent you that pic, she wants to be manhandled by you.
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eastern2
SBR Sharp
02-24-12
448
#54
Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
How can you go from this....
To This????
Wow did this girl look hot in high school... I'd eat her poop she was so freaking hot.
what year did you graduate high school? that dude in the picture looks familiar......
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CarpeDime
SBR Hall of Famer
09-01-09
7873
#55
i wonder what kind of gut she rockin down there
she got some sh*t hanging over the sides?
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TheMoneyShot
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
02-14-07
28672
#56
Originally posted by Dutch
Is she the same chick from before, on the drive 4 hr's thread? The one who said she'd call you sir, or is this a new hot chubby chick?
My bad dutch... yep this is the same girl. Check her off the list.
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CarpeDime
SBR Hall of Famer
09-01-09
7873
#57
yo send her over to me im down for fat chicks i like it when they walking and then they stop walking but the fat on there gut still needs a few seconds to stop shaking that is my SH*T bro SEND THIS FAT CHICK DOWN TO ME i'll show her a good time and buy her all the fukin food she wants
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marcoloco
SBR MVP
07-05-10
3986
#58
she is not bad at alll
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CarpeDime
SBR Hall of Famer
09-01-09
7873
#59
dude SEND HER THE FUK DOWN TO ME ask her if she is into slightly older guys ASK YOU U FUK
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paranoyd androyd
SBR Hall of Famer
10-01-11
6459
#60
Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
Sooooooo Saturday night I go and meet this chick. She was wearing a skirt... with her hoots hanging out. But this was a total bust... like... it didn't go so well... she was on the heavy side. I didn't take a photo with me and her. Why should I? I mean...
that sucks. so how did you ditch her?
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BetterBizness
SBR Hall of Famer
05-20-06
5737
#61
You couldn't have done both? I'm confused?
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TheMoneyShot
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
02-14-07
28672
#62
She got so wasted... and her friend (who's on the right) looked at me and goes "you're going to leave aren't you?" And I said I'm just going to the bathroom. I went to the bathroom... took a leak... thought it over while I was whizzing... and then walked out of the bathroom and bolted to the main entrance and exited.
She was hot and cold all night... I was sitting at the bar... she bounced her ass off of my rooster all night... she told me she wanted me. So I whispered back to her... let's go out to the parking lot... or her hotel room. And she goes we will. And I'm like... man... I don't have all night cuz I'm not waking up with you in the morning. And she texted me all day Sunday... and a little on Monday and i haven't responded... yet. Cuz, she told me she was going suck me beautiful... and she didn't. Don't tease my hog like that.
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InTheDrink
SBR Posting Legend
11-23-09
23983
#63
i never realized how low guys standards are on here
that cubs tshirt pic is repulsive....that's the body of a miserable slob
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CarpeDime
SBR Hall of Famer
09-01-09
7873
#64
Originally posted by InTheDrink
i never realized how low guys standards are on here
that cubs tshirt pic is repulsive....that's the body of a miserable slob
InTheDrink that miserable slob is WAY way way way way above my baseline standards
I would give anything to bang her InTheDrink
anything
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BiTeMe UsAdOj
SBR Hall of Famer
08-18-11
7537
#65
Originally posted by CarpeDime
InTheDrink that miserable slob is WAY way way way way above my baseline standards
I would give anything to bang her InTheDrink
anything
Yeah, sure, but then again you'd give anything to bang IntheDrink so you'll excuse us for dismissing your opinion.
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paranoyd androyd
SBR Hall of Famer
10-01-11
6459
#66
Originally posted by TheMoneyShot
She got so wasted... and her friend (who's on the right) looked at me and goes "you're going to leave aren't you?" And I said I'm just going to the bathroom. I went to the bathroom... took a leak... thought it over while I was whizzing... and then walked out of the bathroom and bolted to the main entrance and exited.
She was hot and cold all night... I was sitting at the bar... she bounced her ass off of my rooster all night... she told me she wanted me. So I whispered back to her... let's go out to the parking lot... or her hotel room. And she goes we will. And I'm like... man... I don't have all night cuz I'm not waking up with you in the morning. And she texted me all day Sunday... and a little on Monday and i haven't responded... yet. Cuz, she told me she was going suck me beautiful... and she didn't. Don't tease my hog like that.
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CarpeDime
SBR Hall of Famer
09-01-09
7873
#67
Originally posted by BiTeMe UsAdOj
Yeah, sure, but then again you'd give anything to bang IntheDrink so you'll excuse us for dismissing your opinion.
no, i fuk around with whatever is around here and there sure, but this chick is special
i would make her my wife
i would cuddle with her as long as she needed every night, and I would tell her that I love her
i want to be with her
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BiTeMe UsAdOj
SBR Hall of Famer
08-18-11
7537
#68
Originally posted by CarpeDime
no, i fuk around with whatever is around here and there sure, but this chick is special
i would make her my wife
i would cuddle with her as long as she needed every night, and I would tell her that I love her
i want to be with her
I'll make ya a deal.
You deliver me JoJo for my Asian line and I'll deliver you this chick.
DEAL?
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Dutch
SBR MVP
09-21-10
4339
#69
Originally posted by InTheDrink
i never realized how low guys standards are on here
that cubs tshirt pic is repulsive....that's the body of a miserable slob