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  • PhillyFlyers
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 09-27-11
    • 8245

    #1
    Un-FUKKIN-Real: State Of New USSR Jersey
    I can't fukkin believe this.

    So my boy just calls me up and says his wife wants to move to New Jersey and do I know any decent realtors there.

    So I asked him what part of Jersey you looking to move to?

    He says somewhere close to Philly, maybe camden county but I heard something about camden county can you check it out for me?

    I say what did you hear?

    He says that he heard that anyone living in camden county outside of the city of Camden itself, who is a homeowner, gets charged with a double utilities bill to pay for the stiffs (read african-americans) in the city of Camden who don't pay anything.

    I say hold on, I'll get back to you in 10 minutes.

    I call a friend of mine who lives in camden county who lives outside of Camden city, who is a homeowner.

    I ask her does the county charge you a double utilities bill for the fukkin pieces of shit in Camden that don't pay anything?

    She says yes they do and it's happened ever since she bought her house a couple years ago. Then she says she's at work and can't talk and will fill me in later.

    WTF!

    It's bad enough they make you pay taxes out of your ass but now you also must support these fukkin black deadbeats!

    WTF!
  • tony_come
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-31-10
    • 21695

    #2
    unreal
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    • Deuce
      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
      • 01-12-08
      • 29843

      #3
      New Jersey is a fukkin shit hole. All of it. Every fukkin place there. I know a broad from there, been there handful of times.
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      • CarpeDime
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 09-01-09
        • 7873

        #4
        so then why dont you just not pay YOUR utility bill and join the side that is benefiting from that system??

        Simple solution pal
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        • PhillyFlyers
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 09-27-11
          • 8245

          #5
          Originally posted by CarpeDime
          so then why dont you just not pay YOUR utility bill and join the side that is benefiting from that system??

          Simple solution pal
          First of all, this ain't for me it's for a friend of mine who's wife wants to move.

          Second, are you fukkin nuts?

          No sane person WANTS to live in CAMDEN fukkin new jersey.
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          • jjgold
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 07-20-05
            • 388179

            #6
            minorities have really killed usa

            what a shame
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            • pattymayo
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 05-19-09
              • 10221

              #7
              Pretty sure this isn't true

              If true why can't I find 1 article or anything on the Internet that backs this up?
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              • Ghenghis Kahn
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 01-02-12
                • 19734

                #8
                saloon this shit!!!
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                • Br0nxer
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 03-25-11
                  • 13665

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Deuce
                  New Jersey is a fukkin shit hole. All of it. Every fukkin place there. I know a broad from there, been there handful of times.
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                  • cecil127
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 11-19-09
                    • 7310

                    #10

                    yet another worthless topic started by "mr. internet tough guy" ("if i wanted to id take care of you in seconds"-yet never wants to prove his big talk) living in his parents south philly (yooo, joeeeey!) basement.

                    all proud of the views his topics get and chit....phukkin wet paper bag of a poster

                    bet anyone 1/5 he knows where/when the next big MMA fight is...off the top of his head
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                    • statnerds
                      SBR MVP
                      • 09-23-09
                      • 4047

                      #11
                      dear anyone in NJ whining

                      stop voting democrat

                      dumb fukks

                      straight dem senators since 1982

                      voted dem for president last 5 elections and this will make 6.
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                      • Russian Rocket
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 09-02-12
                        • 43910

                        #12
                        State Of New USSR Jersey

                        what exactly USSR has to do with shit? Lived there...never seen anything like it.
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                        • PhillyFlyers
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 09-27-11
                          • 8245

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Russian Rocket
                          State Of New USSR Jersey

                          what exactly USSR has to do with shit? Lived there...never seen anything like it.
                          Because it's a socialist system genius.
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                          • PhillyFlyers
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 09-27-11
                            • 8245

                            #14
                            Originally posted by cecil127

                            yet another worthless topic started by "mr. internet tough guy" ("if i wanted to id take care of you in seconds"-yet never wants to prove his big talk) living in his parents south philly (yooo, joeeeey!) basement.

                            all proud of the views his topics get and chit....phukkin wet paper bag of a poster

                            bet anyone 1/5 he knows where/when the next big MMA fight is...off the top of his head
                            Worthless thread? Then why did you reply to it?

                            Oh that's right, you want to suck my dikk, I forgot.
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                            • cecil127
                              SBR Hall of Famer
                              • 11-19-09
                              • 7310

                              #15
                              just pointing out the quality of the posts, that is all...got beef with me? name the time/place. until then you'll just have to deal with the replies that come your way tough guy

                              *right to the gay stuff AGAIN, eh??? you might need to sort some stuff out in your parents basement wittle guy
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                              • PhillyFlyers
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-27-11
                                • 8245

                                #16
                                Originally posted by cecil127
                                just pointing out the quality of the posts, that is all...got beef with me? name the time/place. until then you'll just have to deal with the replies that come your way tough guy

                                *right to the gay stuff AGAIN, eh??? you might need to sort some stuff out in your parents basement wittle guy
                                Quality of the posts?

                                You mean like yours?

                                3,000 posts and you haven't ever said one interesting thing yet.

                                Keep trying.

                                I'm sure someone will love to hear about all the mudholes you and your pigs rolled around in on your farm.
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                                • cecil127
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 11-19-09
                                  • 7310

                                  #17
                                  from reading your posts id guess you really REALLY like the sound of your own voice....
                                  probably why you have 3K posts in a year...your parents (upstairs) must be SO phukkin proud

                                  still dodging that time/place promise you made, eh? not surprising-wuss
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                                  • cecil127
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 11-19-09
                                    • 7310

                                    #18
                                    I'm sure someone will love to hear about all the mudholes you and your pigs rolled around in on your farm.
                                    wow, if thats the best you got i might have to throttle back on your abuse....you obviously aint got the chops for this "internet insult" thing.
                                    work on the material and get back to me when you think you have something and maybe, just maybe we can get together for one of those yummy pump-kin brews you so gleefully posted about last week *another great topic i might add
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                                    • cecil127
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 11-19-09
                                      • 7310

                                      #19
                                      so, tell me: did hitler have dealings with the ET's? sbr really REALLY wants to know
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                                      • Andy117
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 02-07-10
                                        • 9511

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by statnerds
                                        dear anyone in NJ whining

                                        stop voting democrat

                                        dumb fukks

                                        straight dem senators since 1982

                                        voted dem for president last 5 elections and this will make 6.
                                        Republican governor.
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                                        • cecil127
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 11-19-09
                                          • 7310

                                          #21
                                          lets cut the crap and make some $ tonight boys:
                                          phillyflyer, who ya got tonight?
                                          i need a fade play and you're my(and sbr's) favorite mush....
                                          dont keep us waiting chitstain, spit it out: who's the ?
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                                          • CarpeDime
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 09-01-09
                                            • 7873

                                            #22
                                            hey, well shouldnt of had slavery then tough guy

                                            chickens coming home to roost

                                            you had slavery and your peoples got mad free sh*t for hundreds of years, now guess what, your paying for there fukin electricity and health care

                                            dont get mad at them, get mad at your fourfathers whom profitted from slaves
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                                            • cecil127
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 11-19-09
                                              • 7310

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                              dont get mad at them, get mad at your fourfathers
                                              whoa bro...thats a pretty strong statement about phillyflyers mom there how you know the number of dudes at that gangbang anyway?

                                              you better watch out...he knows MMA and posts ridiculous chit on message boards. tread lightly.
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                                              • CarpeDime
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 09-01-09
                                                • 7873

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by cecil127
                                                whoa bro...thats a pretty strong statement about phillyflyers mom there how you know the number of dudes at that gangbang anyway?

                                                you better watch out...he knows MMA and posts ridiculous chit on message boards. tread lightly.
                                                not talking about phillyflyers per say, i meant it retorecally, just talking about guys in general who are mad at having to pay for other people's free sh*t

                                                i mean my fourfathers count too, and so i understand why i may have to, at times, pay for there free sh*t such as food stamps, electricity, welfare, medicare, etc etc
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                                                • cecil127
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 11-19-09
                                                  • 7310

                                                  #25
                                                  i still profit from slaves....i work for the BkofAma on forclosed homes in Philly that the homies cant afford/split on.
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                                                  • cecil127
                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                    • 11-19-09
                                                    • 7310

                                                    #26
                                                    wtf:
                                                    b a n k of america spelled out correctly turns into BkofAma when posted at sbr...odd.
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                                                    • CarpeDime
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 09-01-09
                                                      • 7873

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by cecil127
                                                      i still profit from slaves....i work for the BkofAma on forclosed homes in Philly that the homies cant afford/split on.
                                                      yeah i mean some people still do, so i mean, good for you, but do realize that yeah once in a while your gonna have to cough up for some free sh*t for them
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                                                      • cecil127
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 11-19-09
                                                        • 7310

                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                                        i mean my fourfathers count too,
                                                        wait, your moms a ho like phillyflyers mom? how do you know all this stuff? how can i get so smart like you two?
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                                                        • cecil127
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 11-19-09
                                                          • 7310

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                                          yeah i mean some people still do, so i mean, good for you, but do realize that yeah once in a while your gonna have to cough up for some free sh*t for them
                                                          i buy their dimes and split it with them....cecil reparation-philly style.
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                                                          • CarpeDime
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 09-01-09
                                                            • 7873

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by cecil127
                                                            wait, your moms a ho like phillyflyers mom? how do you know all this stuff? how can i get so smart like you two?
                                                            not a ho per say but im saying yeah i gotta pay up now cause of slavery, same as you, same as phillyflyers' friend, etc etc

                                                            chickens coming home to roost

                                                            i mean its really not that much, double lighting bill here and there, some goverment cheese here and there, whatever

                                                            its not that much it shouldnt make a difference in any of our lives really
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                                                            • cecil127
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 11-19-09
                                                              • 7310

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                                              yeah i mean some people still do, so i mean, good for you, but do realize that yeah once in a while your gonna have to cough up for some free sh*t for them
                                                              phukkin right: good for me. they pay about 3x more than normal for a tarp job and about 10x the price for a roof repair. unreal $

                                                              please, dont pay....let the place go to chit. philly flyers gotta look at the blight and i come put a temporary bandaid on it and go back to my 3 acres 40 miles away and count the dead presidents
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                                                              • cecil127
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 11-19-09
                                                                • 7310

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by CarpeDime
                                                                not a ho per say but im saying yeah i gotta pay up now cause of slavery, same as you, same as phillyflyers' friend, etc etc

                                                                chickens coming home to roost

                                                                i mean its really not that much, double lighting bill here and there, some goverment cheese here and there, whatever

                                                                its not that much it shouldnt make a difference in any of our lives really
                                                                sooooo, you're buying this (gov't) cheeseheads post that this chit is true? wow, PT Barnum was 100% absolutely correct.....
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                                                                • PhillyFlyers
                                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                  • 09-27-11
                                                                  • 8245

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by cecil127
                                                                  from reading your posts id guess you really REALLY like the sound of your own voice....
                                                                  probably why you have 3K posts in a year...your parents (upstairs) must be SO phukkin proud

                                                                  still dodging that time/place promise you made, eh? not surprising-wuss
                                                                  The difference in my posts and yours is that no one gives a fukk about your posts, probably just like in life, no one gives a fukk about you.

                                                                  Wuss? LMAO just admit you want to sukk my dikk fagboy stalker.
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                                                                  • PhillyFlyers
                                                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                    • 09-27-11
                                                                    • 8245

                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by cecil127
                                                                    phukkin right: good for me. they pay about 3x more than normal for a tarp job and about 10x the price for a roof repair. unreal $

                                                                    please, dont pay....let the place go to chit. philly flyers gotta look at the blight and i come put a temporary bandaid on it and go back to my 3 acres 40 miles away and count the dead presidents
                                                                    Got a look at the blight?

                                                                    My property tax is probably more than your entire mortgage mr. roofer.

                                                                    You do nothing more in life than clean other people's slop.

                                                                    If you want real work, I could hire you to clean my shoes 3 times week. You'll make more than you make now.
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                                                                    • PhillyFlyers
                                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                      • 09-27-11
                                                                      • 8245

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by cecil127
                                                                      sooooo, you're buying this (gov't) cheeseheads post that this chit is true? wow, PT Barnum was 100% absolutely correct.....
                                                                      It is true.
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