Terrible Turdy Thursday

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  • Chi_archie
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-22-08
    • 63172

    #1
    Terrible Turdy Thursday
    Woke up to a freezing house, something wrong with thermostat program. Its freezing outside, no hot water in the shower. Crabby, because Brock sent me a text at midnight and woke me up about his damn checkpoint charlie video. 3 Boring meetings and a presentation I didn't prepare for this morning. Lost my ass the last two weekends so i'm brown bagging it for lunch and having generic rice krispies for breakfast. Car is making a funny knocking noise, and got a parking ticket this morning.

    life sucks
  • jjgold
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 07-20-05
    • 388179

    #2
    It cant be that cold yet there

    Archie always have backup electric heater

    $40 bucks or so
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    • wtt0315
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 01-18-07
      • 8037

      #3
      Dont know these people but this song always makes me feel better when i have one of those days.. Look at the bright side you could wake up and realize you are baskets


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      • Smoke
        SBR Aristocracy
        • 10-09-09
        • 48111

        #4
        Originally posted by jjgold
        It cant be that cold yet there

        Archie always have backup electric heater

        $40 bucks or so
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        • ngates815
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 12-01-09
          • 13845

          #5
          Archie quit crying...Haven't even thought about running heat.

          House stays around 60 degrees...And then cover up using blankets if you get cold. Finger blast the wife under the blankets so the dogs don't see.

          Then maybe a couple buttchugs in the morning to keep you ripe for work and the officer won't smell the booze on your breath when you get pulled over.
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          • opie1988
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 09-12-10
            • 23429

            #6
            GayLive this shit.

            Running the heat in October=
            Pussy.
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            • Chi_archie
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 07-22-08
              • 63172

              #7
              made a quick run to the mini-mart for some coffee filters from the office

              hit a dumb cat in the road, was kinda happy at first.

              but cat's owner followed me to the mart, it was my co-worker's wife, he's told me she is bi-poiar. She said she called the cops.

              In my haste to leave, I finished my gas off and left the gas cap setting on my trunk. Gone now, I'll have to pay 7 bucks for another now.
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              • ngates815
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 12-01-09
                • 13845

                #8
                Originally posted by Chi_archie
                made a quick run to the mini-mart for some coffee filters from the office

                hit a dumb cat in the road, was kinda happy at first.

                but cat's owner followed me to the mart, it was my co-worker's wife, he's told me she is bi-poiar. She said she called the cops.

                In my haste to leave, I finished my gas off and left the gas cap setting on my trunk. Gone now, I'll have to pay 7 bucks for another now.

                What kind of cat, I can maybe check out the farm and see if there are any strays out there that I can bring over to replace it...Then you can just tell the lady you took it to pet cemetary and it came back to life.
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