Poster Smoke's Daily Routine

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  • DudleyDawson
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 02-10-12
    • 5658

    #1
    Poster Smoke's Daily Routine
    Originally posted by DudleyDawson
    Smokes daily routine..

    Roll his obese ass out of bed
    Plop his fat ass in a chair
    Troll SBR
    Throw a bunch of air bets out there
    Borrow $20 from his Mom
    Gets in his 1994 Pontiac Grand Am
    Goes to McDonalds where he spends $17 on his breakfast
    Drives his fat ass back home while plowing thru 5 breakfast burritos to prepare for main course once home
    Gets back home
    Plops fat ass in chair once again
    Gets on SBR to troll and make even more air-bets while burning thru 8 Sausage and Egg McMuffins
    Once done with 4,000 calorie breakfast
    Jacks off
    Trolls a little more on SBR
    Starts to think about what he's going to have for lunch while dusting down a couple bags of licorice
    Trolls SBR a little more
    Borrows another $20 from his Mom
    Gets back in 1994 Pontiac Grand Am
    Heads off to KFC to pick up 16pc bucket of chicken w/family size order of potatoe wedges, along with a few Chicken Littles to eat on way home
    Gets back home plops fat ass back in chair
    Gets on SBR to troll some more with blazing thru wedges and 16pc chicken bucket
    Goes lays down for a 4 hour nap
    Wakes and goes to troll SBR some more
    Starts to plan what he's gonna have for supper while eating a couple bags of Doritos
    Checks SBR again
    Orders 2 pizzas with SBR points for supper
    Eats 1/2 gal of ice cream while waiting for pizza delivery guy
    Pizzas arrive
    Quickly eats both large pizzas
    Gets on SBR to talk to Virtual friends
    Starts to think about what's for breakfast before laying his fat ass down for the night
    As Smoke says WINNING!
  • ttrace35
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 09-30-10
    • 10828

    #2
    Smoke is good peoples when he isn't sperming.
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    • tony_come
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-31-10
      • 21695

      #3
      Too much build up

      Please release
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      • daimoshokage
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 02-07-11
        • 8935

        #4
        DudleyDickHole with his stupid shit.. GTFO you fukking queer..
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        • High3rEl3m3nt
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 09-28-10
          • 8022

          #5
          I think if that was his routine, smoke would look a lot like well-known posters. He didn't look that big, though it was hard to tell with the lighting and football jersey on.
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          • DudleyDawson
            SBR Hall of Famer
            • 02-10-12
            • 5658

            #6
            yea the 6X Calvin jersey was covering a lot
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            • crustyme
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 09-29-10
              • 16896

              #7
              dudleys daily routine....

              6am - wakes up
              6:01am - transfer 12pts to sbr book
              7am - begs for loans in pts forum
              8am - lures small children to his trailer to take photos
              10am - stalks people online
              5pm - pushes stolen shopping cart to wal-mart to beg shoppers for moonpies and rc cola
              7pm - attends nambla meeting to trade photos
              9pm - sneaks around trailer park peeping at small children undressing for bed
              10pm - jerks off to all the new photos obtained at meeting
              midnight - puts on clown makeup and goes to bed cuddling a blowup doll resembling an 8 year old neighbor

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              • Bostongambler
                BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                • 02-01-08
                • 35581

                #8
                That's so wrong man, very true, but so wrong .
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                • Jerm3462
                  SBR MVP
                  • 11-09-09
                  • 4454

                  #9
                  Dudley sounds jealous he cant borrow money and eat breakfast burritos
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                  • DudleyDawson
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 02-10-12
                    • 5658

                    #10
                    Originally posted by crustyme
                    dudleys daily routine....

                    6am - wakes up
                    6:01am - transfer 12pts to sbr book
                    7am - begs for loans in pts forum
                    8am - lures small children to his trailer to take photos
                    10am - stalks people online
                    5pm - pushes stolen shopping cart to wal-mart to beg shoppers for moonpies and rc cola
                    7pm - attends nambla meeting to trade photos
                    9pm - sneaks around trailer park peeping at small children undressing for bed
                    10pm - jerks off to all the new photos obtained at meeting
                    midnight - puts on clown makeup and goes to bed cuddling a blowup doll resembling an 8 year old neighbor

                    lol. that's pretty good man.
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                    • billysink
                      Restricted User
                      • 03-29-09
                      • 5172

                      #11
                      Dudley Dawson's day.

                      1. Write stories in internet chitty room about guys he has never met
                      2. See above
                      3. See above
                      4. See above
                      5. See ab...................................... .........................

                      Smoke wins on variety alone.

                      Smoke is winning.
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                      • Smoke
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 10-09-09
                        • 48111

                        #12
                        Fat lard ass Dudleydickhole calling another guy fat lmao

                        Everyone look what Dudley does in his spare time exclusive video

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                        • DudleyDawson
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 02-10-12
                          • 5658

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Smoke
                          Fat lard ass Dudleydickhole calling another guy fat lmao

                          Everyone look what Dudley does in his spare time exclusive video

                          That's me, bro! Best of luck today!
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                          • sando
                            SBR MVP
                            • 04-30-12
                            • 3723

                            #14
                            I wish I could afford 8 sausage and egg McMuffins for breakfast...
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                            • Mikeyanks23
                              SBR MVP
                              • 11-30-10
                              • 4517

                              #15
                              i dont like eggs
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                              • DudleyDawson
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 02-10-12
                                • 5658

                                #16
                                Originally posted by billysink
                                Dudley Dawson's day.

                                1. Write stories in internet chitty room about guys he has never met
                                2. See above
                                3. See above
                                4. See above
                                5. See ab...................................... .........................

                                Smoke wins on variety alone.

                                Smoke is winning.
                                it's the fukking internet, pal.
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                                • Bostongambler
                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                  • 02-01-08
                                  • 35581

                                  #17
                                  As a 400 lb black man I take offense to that video!

                                  This means war!!!
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                                  • daimoshokage
                                    SBR Hall of Famer
                                    • 02-07-11
                                    • 8935

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by crustyme
                                    dudleys daily routine....

                                    6am - wakes up
                                    6:01am - transfer 12pts to sbr book
                                    7am - begs for loans in pts forum
                                    8am - lures small children to his trailer to take photos
                                    10am - stalks people online
                                    5pm - pushes stolen shopping cart to wal-mart to beg shoppers for moonpies and rc cola
                                    7pm - attends nambla meeting to trade photos
                                    9pm - sneaks around trailer park peeping at small children undressing for bed
                                    10pm - jerks off to all the new photos obtained at meeting
                                    midnight - puts on clown makeup and goes to bed cuddling a blowup doll resembling an 8 year old neighbor

                                    DudleyDickHole
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                                    • DudleyDawson
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 02-10-12
                                      • 5658

                                      #19
                                      Originally posted by daimoshokage
                                      DudleyDickHole
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                                      • Sol Diablo
                                        SBR Sharp
                                        • 09-03-12
                                        • 489

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Mikeyanks23
                                        i dont like eggs
                                        Give me a winner Mike.

                                        What jumps out at you Mike.
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                                        • billysink
                                          Restricted User
                                          • 03-29-09
                                          • 5172

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by DudleyDawson
                                          it's the fukking internet, pal.
                                          what is your point.


                                          Pal.
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                                          • Ghenghis Kahn
                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                            • 01-02-12
                                            • 19734

                                            #22
                                            saloon this shit. it's the weekend. don't clutter up players talk...
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                                            • DudleyDawson
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 02-10-12
                                              • 5658

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by billysink
                                              what is your point.


                                              Pal.
                                              You mentioned winning above. It's the fukking internet....nobody wins, pal.
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                                              • billysink
                                                Restricted User
                                                • 03-29-09
                                                • 5172

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by DudleyDawson
                                                You mentioned winning above. It's the fukking internet....nobody wins, pal.
                                                Oh I see.

                                                So what is the point of your thread here.
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                                                • DudleyDawson
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 02-10-12
                                                  • 5658

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by billysink
                                                  Oh I see.

                                                  So what is the point of your thread here.
                                                  You buried me here, pal.

                                                  God Bless.
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                                                  • billysink
                                                    Restricted User
                                                    • 03-29-09
                                                    • 5172

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by DudleyDawson
                                                    You buried me here, pal.

                                                    God Bless.
                                                    You buried yourself pal.

                                                    Goodl luck with your wagers.
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                                                    • DudleyDawson
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 02-10-12
                                                      • 5658

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by billysink
                                                      You buried yourself pal.

                                                      Goodl luck with your wagers.
                                                      Nah...actually I didn't. I understand it's the internet and words on a screen from strangers...I'm allowed to contradict myself and do anything else I want....anxiously awaiting another attempt from yourself at a witty response, pal.

                                                      God bless.
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                                                      • DudleyDawson
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 02-10-12
                                                        • 5658

                                                        #28
                                                        Just got word Smoke is back from McDonalds and ready to troll SBR before heading out to pick up lunch.
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                                                        • sickler
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 06-05-08
                                                          • 15006

                                                          #29
                                                          "dusting down a couple bags of licorice"

                                                          Licorice isn't fattening. With the post (routine) loaded with fatness, this kinda stands out.
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                                                          • DudleyDawson
                                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                                            • 02-10-12
                                                            • 5658

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by sickler
                                                            "dusting down a couple bags of licorice"

                                                            Licorice isn't fattening. With the post (routine) loaded with fatness, this kinda stands out.
                                                            lol...OK, sickler...Smokey was eating kind of healthy this day.
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