Roll his obese ass out of bed
Plop his fat ass in a chair
Troll SBR
Throw a bunch of air bets out there
Borrow $20 from his Mom
Gets in his 1994 Pontiac Grand Am
Goes to McDonalds where he spends $17 on his breakfast
Drives his fat ass back home while plowing thru 5 breakfast burritos to prepare for main course once home
Gets back home
Plops fat ass in chair once again
Gets on SBR to troll and make even more air-bets while burning thru 8 Sausage and Egg McMuffins
Once done with 4,000 calorie breakfast
Jacks off
Trolls a little more on SBR
Starts to think about what he's going to have for lunch while dusting down a couple bags of licorice
Trolls SBR a little more
Borrows another $20 from his Mom
Gets back in 1994 Pontiac Grand Am
Heads off to KFC to pick up 16pc bucket of chicken w/family size order of potatoe wedges, along with a few Chicken Littles to eat on way home
Gets back home plops fat ass back in chair
Gets on SBR to troll some more with blazing thru wedges and 16pc chicken bucket
Goes lays down for a 4 hour nap
Wakes and goes to troll SBR some more
Starts to plan what he's gonna have for supper while eating a couple bags of Doritos
Checks SBR again
Orders 2 pizzas with SBR points for supper
Eats 1/2 gal of ice cream while waiting for pizza delivery guy
Pizzas arrive
Quickly eats both large pizzas
Gets on SBR to talk to Virtual friends
Starts to think about what's for breakfast before laying his fat ass down for the night
As Smoke says WINNING!
ttrace35
SBR Posting Legend
09-30-10
10828
#2
Smoke is good peoples when he isn't sperming.
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tony_come
SBR Posting Legend
03-31-10
21695
#3
Too much build up
Please release
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daimoshokage
SBR Hall of Famer
02-07-11
8935
#4
DudleyDickHole with his stupid shit.. GTFO you fukking queer..
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High3rEl3m3nt
SBR Hall of Famer
09-28-10
8022
#5
I think if that was his routine, smoke would look a lot like well-known posters. He didn't look that big, though it was hard to tell with the lighting and football jersey on.
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DudleyDawson
SBR Hall of Famer
02-10-12
5658
#6
yea the 6X Calvin jersey was covering a lot
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crustyme
SBR Posting Legend
09-29-10
16896
#7
dudleys daily routine....
6am - wakes up
6:01am - transfer 12pts to sbr book
7am - begs for loans in pts forum
8am - lures small children to his trailer to take photos
10am - stalks people online
5pm - pushes stolen shopping cart to wal-mart to beg shoppers for moonpies and rc cola
7pm - attends nambla meeting to trade photos
9pm - sneaks around trailer park peeping at small children undressing for bed
10pm - jerks off to all the new photos obtained at meeting
midnight - puts on clown makeup and goes to bed cuddling a blowup doll resembling an 8 year old neighbor
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Bostongambler
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
02-01-08
35628
#8
That's so wrong man, very true, but so wrong .
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Jerm3462
SBR MVP
11-09-09
4454
#9
Dudley sounds jealous he cant borrow money and eat breakfast burritos
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DudleyDawson
SBR Hall of Famer
02-10-12
5658
#10
Originally posted by crustyme
dudleys daily routine....
6am - wakes up
6:01am - transfer 12pts to sbr book
7am - begs for loans in pts forum
8am - lures small children to his trailer to take photos
10am - stalks people online
5pm - pushes stolen shopping cart to wal-mart to beg shoppers for moonpies and rc cola
7pm - attends nambla meeting to trade photos
9pm - sneaks around trailer park peeping at small children undressing for bed
10pm - jerks off to all the new photos obtained at meeting
midnight - puts on clown makeup and goes to bed cuddling a blowup doll resembling an 8 year old neighbor
lol. that's pretty good man.
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billysink
Restricted User
03-29-09
5172
#11
Dudley Dawson's day.
1. Write stories in internet chitty room about guys he has never met
2. See above
3. See above
4. See above
5. See ab...................................... .........................
Smoke wins on variety alone.
Smoke is winning.
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Smoke
SBR Aristocracy
10-09-09
48111
#12
Fat lard ass Dudleydickhole calling another guy fat lmao
Everyone look what Dudley does in his spare time exclusive video
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DudleyDawson
SBR Hall of Famer
02-10-12
5658
#13
Originally posted by Smoke
Fat lard ass Dudleydickhole calling another guy fat lmao
Everyone look what Dudley does in his spare time exclusive video
That's me, bro! Best of luck today!
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sando
SBR MVP
04-30-12
3723
#14
I wish I could afford 8 sausage and egg McMuffins for breakfast...
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Mikeyanks23
SBR MVP
11-30-10
4517
#15
i dont like eggs
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DudleyDawson
SBR Hall of Famer
02-10-12
5658
#16
Originally posted by billysink
Dudley Dawson's day.
1. Write stories in internet chitty room about guys he has never met
2. See above
3. See above
4. See above
5. See ab...................................... .........................
Smoke wins on variety alone.
Smoke is winning.
it's the fukking internet, pal.
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Bostongambler
BARRELED IN @ SBR!
02-01-08
35628
#17
As a 400 lb black man I take offense to that video!
This means war!!!
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daimoshokage
SBR Hall of Famer
02-07-11
8935
#18
Originally posted by crustyme
dudleys daily routine....
6am - wakes up
6:01am - transfer 12pts to sbr book
7am - begs for loans in pts forum
8am - lures small children to his trailer to take photos
10am - stalks people online
5pm - pushes stolen shopping cart to wal-mart to beg shoppers for moonpies and rc cola
7pm - attends nambla meeting to trade photos
9pm - sneaks around trailer park peeping at small children undressing for bed
10pm - jerks off to all the new photos obtained at meeting
midnight - puts on clown makeup and goes to bed cuddling a blowup doll resembling an 8 year old neighbor
DudleyDickHole
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DudleyDawson
SBR Hall of Famer
02-10-12
5658
#19
Originally posted by daimoshokage
DudleyDickHole
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Sol Diablo
SBR Sharp
09-03-12
489
#20
Originally posted by Mikeyanks23
i dont like eggs
Give me a winner Mike.
What jumps out at you Mike.
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billysink
Restricted User
03-29-09
5172
#21
Originally posted by DudleyDawson
it's the fukking internet, pal.
what is your point.
Pal.
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Ghenghis Kahn
SBR Posting Legend
01-02-12
19736
#22
saloon this shit. it's the weekend. don't clutter up players talk...
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DudleyDawson
SBR Hall of Famer
02-10-12
5658
#23
Originally posted by billysink
what is your point.
Pal.
You mentioned winning above. It's the fukking internet....nobody wins, pal.
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billysink
Restricted User
03-29-09
5172
#24
Originally posted by DudleyDawson
You mentioned winning above. It's the fukking internet....nobody wins, pal.
Oh I see.
So what is the point of your thread here.
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DudleyDawson
SBR Hall of Famer
02-10-12
5658
#25
Originally posted by billysink
Oh I see.
So what is the point of your thread here.
You buried me here, pal.
God Bless.
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billysink
Restricted User
03-29-09
5172
#26
Originally posted by DudleyDawson
You buried me here, pal.
God Bless.
You buried yourself pal.
Goodl luck with your wagers.
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DudleyDawson
SBR Hall of Famer
02-10-12
5658
#27
Originally posted by billysink
You buried yourself pal.
Goodl luck with your wagers.
Nah...actually I didn't. I understand it's the internet and words on a screen from strangers...I'm allowed to contradict myself and do anything else I want....anxiously awaiting another attempt from yourself at a witty response, pal.
God bless.
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DudleyDawson
SBR Hall of Famer
02-10-12
5658
#28
Just got word Smoke is back from McDonalds and ready to troll SBR before heading out to pick up lunch.
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sickler
SBR Posting Legend
06-05-08
15006
#29
"dusting down a couple bags of licorice"
Licorice isn't fattening. With the post (routine) loaded with fatness, this kinda stands out.
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DudleyDawson
SBR Hall of Famer
02-10-12
5658
#30
Originally posted by sickler
"dusting down a couple bags of licorice"
Licorice isn't fattening. With the post (routine) loaded with fatness, this kinda stands out.
lol...OK, sickler...Smokey was eating kind of healthy this day.