Tell a story with emoticons..best one wins points

milwaukee mike · 10-01-12, 01:53 PM

aceking · 10-01-12, 02:00 PM

Dallas ML

NYSportsGuy210 · 10-01-12, 02:14 PM

On Saturday night I decided to do a lot of this....

So I

downtown into the city and parked my

. When I got out and started walking towards the bar I heard and saw

I immediately

and hid around the corner of the nearest building I could find. Upon further examining the person shooting up the crowd in the alley way I noticed this is what the perrson looked like....

I couldn't resist noticing how round and juicy her

and her

were. So I came up from behind her and pepper sprayed her then

. I dragged her to the nearest motel room and we

while she was unconscious.

I then proceeded to get

and high tailed it outta there. Gotta admit on my

back home that night I felt like a

and was so glad I didn't have to beat my

off like Zeta Psi usually does after a night out creepin'.

FIN.

TheCentaur · 10-01-12, 03:17 PM

Great stories guys. Need more entries guys im giving away about $1 here!

CanuckG · 10-01-12, 03:21 PM

MMAChicka and I went

and had a few

then took it back to her place while BIGDAY was out and

Woke up next morning and she told me the condom broke. I went

and got the fukk out

sickler · 10-01-12, 03:40 PM

Too much work for 20 points.

Pass

TheCentaur · 10-01-12, 04:43 PM

Originally posted by sickler

Too much work for 20 points.

Pass

Surprised you took the time to post

trytrytry · 10-01-12, 05:09 PM

billysink · 10-01-12, 05:45 PM

The Weekend.

The End

TheCentaur · 10-01-12, 06:00 PM

Originally posted by billysink

The Weekend.

The End

TheCentaur · 10-01-12, 07:48 PM

Need more entries come on guys

Goat Milk · 10-01-12, 08:16 PM

I moved from DET to the sticks for 3 months to finish a project. Story from the wknd.

1) Had some

2) Went to a

3) Girls say

Where are you from? Your accent and look is so different.

4) Buy one of them a

5) Buy to my buddy's house.

6) Here's some

for a taxi.

7) Off to another bar to meet buddy for

8) He is outside

.

with some guy.

9) Suddenly, guy

in face. Cheap shot.

10) I step up.

11)

He says. 3 big guys behind him. Trapped.

12) "Wait," he says to me "It's V(my name), right?."

13) Yes, I say

14) I'm ____. Remember me from that Bob Dylan concert?

15)

I say

16) One of our other friends--much older, 50s--steps out. See's commotion.

, he gives a look only. No words.

17) Guy says who is that? I see him around here all the time. Let me ask you. Is he Italian Mafia??

18) Ask him, I say.

19) Apologies to my friend. He :laughs: Drunk. Unfazed.

20) They

our hands. Try to create

21) They offer to buy us a

.

22) We say

23) I go home and

TheCentaur · 10-02-12, 02:07 AM

Originally posted by NYSportsGuy210

On Saturday night I decided to do a lot of this....

So I

downtown into the city and parked my

. When I got out and started walking towards the bar I heard and saw

I immediately

and hid around the corner of the nearest building I could find. Upon further examining the person shooting up the crowd in the alley way I noticed this is what the perrson looked like....

I couldn't resist noticing how round and juicy her

and her

were. So I came up from behind her and pepper sprayed her then

. I dragged her to the nearest motel room and we

while she was unconscious.

I then proceeded to get

and high tailed it outta there. Gotta admit on my

back home that night I felt like a

and was so glad I didn't have to beat my

off like Zeta Psi usually does after a night out creepin'.

FIN.

As funny as that is, I can not in good conscience reward a story about rape/molestation as the winner

TheCentaur · 10-02-12, 02:08 AM

Originally posted by billysink

The Weekend.

The End

Billysink is the winner

daimoshokage · 10-02-12, 02:23 AM

This is fukking gay..

daimoshokage · 10-02-12, 02:24 AM

Originally posted by Goat Milk

I moved from DET to the sticks for 3 months to finish a project. Story from the wknd.

1) Had some

2) Went to a

3) Girls say

Where are you from? Your accent and look is so different.

4) Buy one of them a

5) Buy to my buddy's house.

6) Here's some

for a taxi.

7) Off to another bar to meet buddy for

8) He is outside

.

with some guy.

9) Suddenly, guy

in face. Cheap shot.

10) I step up.

11)

He says. 3 big guys behind him. Trapped.

12) "Wait," he says to me "It's V(my name), right?."

13) Yes, I say

14) I'm ____. Remember me from that Bob Dylan concert?

15)

I say

16) One of our other friends--much older, 50s--steps out. See's commotion.

, he gives a look only. No words.

17) Guy says who is that? I see him around here all the time. Let me ask you. Is he Italian Mafia??

18) Ask him, I say.

19) Apologies to my friend. He :laughs: Drunk. Unfazed.

20) They

our hands. Try to create

21) They offer to buy us a

.

22) We say

23) I go home and

Look at this brokefukk dikk doing all the work for a measly 20pts.. GFY you fukking bum..

woodsy5822 · 10-02-12, 08:38 AM

Lookingtostart · 10-02-12, 03:21 PM

then

and then

so

and

although

then

so

then

there goes

.

sweep · 10-02-12, 08:30 PM

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