iiSuckIt ........ I challenge you to a duel of Dungeons & Dragons!!!!

[baskets]

I know you play this 24/7, but I don't give a shit. I think I can beat you.


Let's just make some ground rules here:


1. You cannot jack it to Justin Timberlake while casting any spells
2. You cannot jack it to Justin Bieber while combining any potions
3. You cannot stick a Louisville Slugger up your asshole while jumping levels and staring at the topless Justin Morneau poster on your basement wall



Agree to these terms and the duel is on, Dweeb-ifer!!!

[ACoochy]

STFU GLEN!!!

Unfukkinreal. You dont even hide it, do you??

[baskets]

Cooch, I thought I'd fukk your wife while you were away on business... well, to my surprise (and most definitely to yours) as I TeyShawn Brown'd through your window in the middle of the night... what did I see?

I saw your wife riding some Austrailian kangaroo dick!!!


I said to hell with that shit.... I aint banging some bitch that just got kangarood by some Outback Dick.... do test your next children out genetically, though! If a half-kangaroo, half-Crocodile Dundee shoots out her poosy.... you'll know what happened!