Please some advice on moving... Should I Move To Detroit or Windsor??

[Seaweed]

Well I'm moving out this winter and it is between Detroit or Windsor. One is American, and the other is in Canada. Anybody have any advice? Anybody from these areas? I am currently leaning Windsor but i am not 100 percent convinced yet.

Thanks

[baskets]

1. Distance to casino from each location
2. Distance from your penis to your wife's anus after you two split up



You'll start with #1. This will increase #2. But your wife will occasionally crave the anal as you'll hit double 00's on the roulette wheel occasionally ..... making your wallet flush with cash.... and consequently making her backside rise up into the air like a dog in heat.

Sounds like a win-win to me. You live close to the casino.... and on the days when you nail that roulette wheel, you go tap that wife's anus in the other city.

Any questions?

[baskets]

btw, Seaweed, can you buy my SBR pro membership at the end of this year? lots of pts you got there

what u going to do w/ those?

[Seaweed]

baskets, firstly, i'm single. I do not have a wife. Second, i would love to politely strip you of your pro membership in my favor but i think it's against the laws, no?

I am saving my points for when i become pro. I will use my points to bribe other posters.

[Seaweed]

I did hear there is a casino in that area. I am very excited about that. I hope i get some people from those areas to give me a review.

[Deuce]

If you mean Detroit meaning the city, well pass. Windsor very close to sports teams in Detroit and casinos anyway with 50x less crime. Suburbs of Detroit are some of the best in the country so it all depends.

[Sam Odom]

of those two... windsor

[Optional]

What happened to moving to Brisbane??

[boeing power]

Stay the Fuk out of Canada.

Best regards,
Canada

[Nick Papageorgio]

Paco will gat you good. Detroit if you got balls.

[Goat Milk]

disagree Deuce

Detroit is fine. I grew up on Southfield and Warren a good area of DET

there are obviously bad parts but if you know how to handle things the right way then you'll be fine no matter what area you're in.

Windsor is garbage. bunch of 19 yr old lightweights on weekends

[Bostongambler]

Suburbs of Mich r nice, Det itself is a wreck. But then again u might fit in.

[no1here]

If you decide on Detroit I can offer you lots of help including free room & board on Lake.