The (poker) Chronicles of ttwarrior

[Nats' Fan]

[yisman]

Where's the convo that he had with lou about 5dimes

david robinson: hello, lou did you or did you not tell me that i could use my 5 dimes account to become sbr pro after you checked if i downloaded that site from sbr

You are now speaking with Lou of PostingForum.
Lou: Hi David
Lou: In which email was this stated?
david robinson: chrisrobinson44@
david robinson: but we had the conversatiion on live help

david robinson: i gave you my emails and account info of the sites, after a few minutes, you got back to me and said to fund my 5 dimes account , and everything would be good
Lou: David, you said you just created a sportbet account
Lou: I informed you they were the same as 5Dimes.
Lou: What date was the 5D acct created?
david robinson: no idea, thought u all checked that, thats why i gave the emails and id's
Lou: so it was not in fact created when you said it was?
david robinson: you said use 5 dimes in the conversation
david robinson: because u said they would be the same account number

Lou: David, was your Sportbet acct created this week?
david robinson: not sure i'll check,

Lou: can you provide us proof of when you created the account
Lou: which exact day
Lou: because the information we received didn't coincide with what you told us
david robinson: my sportbet email is ttwarrior@ and 5 dimes account is chrisrobinson44@

Lou: that is why the application was declined.
Lou: had the information you told me been accurate, it would have been accepted.
Lou: what date was the acct made?
david robinson: i can't remember when i download sites, how can u tell

david robinson: is there a way i can go look

Lou: what i'm asking is when you registered for the account.
Lou: it wasn't last week as we were told?
david robinson: I have to go look in my email, back in a second

Lou: ok
david robinson: i see no sportbet email, i usually delete them,

david robinson: just logged into sportbet, shows my acccount balance from 5 dimes there

david robinson: reapply with my sportbet name?

david robinson: they said may 28th 2009

david robinson: they said that is the day i signed up with 5 dimes, i signed up with sportbet last week, they do not have that info available, i did sign up last week
david robinson: sorry to be a bother, if your still here

Lou: sir
Lou: may 28th, 2009?
Lou: or last week?
Lou: whats your sportbet account number
david robinson: live help at sportbet was a 5 dimes guy

Lou: ok
david robinson: he said that was the day my 5 dimes account was created

Lou: so your 5d184---- accont
david robinson: he didnt have my sportbet info but i signed up last week

Lou: which account number was created last week
Lou: whats your sportbet account number
david robinson: 5D------
david robinson: its same as 5 dimes

Lou: i'm sorry that you feel the terms were unclear
david robinson: so what do i do now

Lou: do you have a betislands accounht
david robinson: yes created yesterday, but i have no funds,

david robinson: 80 bucks on payl, 40 bucks in my wallet

Lou: one moment
david robinson: ok take your time

david robinson: i get award for most times buried i hope

david robinson: lou lou he's our man if he can't do it , noone can


convo ended

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[ACoochy]

Thats one painful conversation. Bet lou needed a shot or two after that...

[yisman]

I'm not looking for drama, you are. I can get you banned here anytime i want. I will be here forever, if i want.

No posts get read more than mine, not a soul. Its because i contribute good things to sbr. Many many good posts.

I was begged by people to stay as they need my help in various areas. After thinking about it, i decided to stay not for myself but to help others in need

Hey tt... just to let ya know, someone's hacked your SBR account and is posting as YOU. We know it can't really be you cuz you told us you were leaving and wouldn't post anymore. Damn hackers... you and Anthony Weiner have the worst fukkin luck.

Say, with all the free time you'll now have sans SBR, skip right on over to this site and display your usual mastery; please remember to take the game's name to heart:

http://www.kongregate.com/games/ttursas/drop-dead-extended-edition

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(copy and paste from poker chat room below)

ttwarrior1: wanted to get out to get away from nigers like u
BiTeMeUsAdOj: wow..nice
seahawkharry: wow\
BiTeMeUsAdOj: racist ANA a suckoass poker player..daily double
ttwarrior1: no wonder u dont play for
seahawkharry: lol
ttwarrior1: real money
BiTeMeUsAdOj: I have for years chump..wrong again
ttwarrior1: nigeris a country in afica next to chad and sudan, go ready your history
BiTeMeUsAdOj: racist and sucass poker player AND reader
seahawkharry: put your chips on the table ttwarrior
BiTeMeUsAdOj: living with mom is rough, huh?
ttwarrior1: you would be wrong with both of those comments
ttwarrior1: out play you anyway, u win one all in and think your a greek god
ttwarrior1: ive beein in over 400 all ins tonight, big deal
BiTeMeUsAdOj: listen to mom and go night night now
ttwarrior1: nah i sleep 2 hours a day
BiTeMeUsAdOj: be proud, racist
ttwarrior1: not racist if its the truth
BiTeMeUsAdOj: ur chips are more than ur IQ is anyway..
ttwarrior1: from a guy with a bites me usa name
BiTeMeUsAdOj: I'm an army vet chump
ttwarrior1: your name reads bite me usa
BiTeMeUsAdOj: the irony of my name and avatar escapes a pea-brian like you
ttwarrior1: yeh maybe you can make a post about it
ttwarrior1: ok i will instead
BiTeMeUsAdOj: knock yourself out
BiTeMeUsAdOj: add in the racist comments while ur at it
ttwarrior1: do everyday
BiTeMeUsAdOj: there ya go
ttwarrior1: not as bad as mexicans
BiTeMeUsAdOj: get busy posting chump
ttwarrior1: i bet you don't like those dark arabs
BiTeMeUsAdOj: I love everyone... even mental midget racist like you
BiTeMeUsAdOj: get posting numbnuts!
ttwarrior1: not paid poster time for me yet
BiTeMeUsAdOj: I'll include this chat when I chime in
ttwarrior1: cool
ttwarrior1: maybe we can add your poker hands too
BiTeMeUsAdOj: please do.. include the tourney win last night too
ttwarrior1: cool ill add my 3 carbonpoker wins
BiTeMeUsAdOj: yes, make some of those up..do it

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[yisman]

warrior was in the 10 PM tourney last night.

He announced the Cardinals would sweep the Rangers, and then proceeded to bust out quickly, as is his wont.

[no1here]

TT has had plenty of time to strut his feathers in his poker skills since becoming PRO but only shows his butt.

I will outdue him 10 to 1 in November and probably 100. In fact I will bet 10 to 1 that I outscore him by 100 to 1. My guess will be 6K vs 600.

[VegasInsider]

TTWarrior is a fraud an he sucks at poker.

[boeing power]

[quote=VegasInsider;12154335]TTWarrior is a fraud and he sucks at life

fixed it for you

[ttwarrior1]

lmao ive played like 4 tourneys and play 2 days a week tops. of course you will

[ttwarrior1]

at least im not a bad person unlike the last 3 posters. Good luck with your lives and hope you 3 get some mental help soon.

Yis i also posted that to see what people would say. I post jinx posts all the time, etc.

chill out folks , win some money and have fun like i do

[yisman]

lmao ive played like 4 tourneys and play 2 days a week tops. of course you will

at least im not a bad person unlike the last 3 posters. Good luck with your lives and hope you 3 get some mental help soon.

You were the last poster. Are you taking shots at yourself again?


Also, you've played in more than four tournaments.

[ttwarrior1]

ill be playing my rounders league from 9 to 11 if anyone wants to join, not sbr poker.

Why play sbr when u can play dsi, bookmaker, americas cardroom, feltstars, carbon,bodog,gohard,hero,ironduke,player sonly,luvinpoker, etc

Are you that dumb yiskid

[yisman]

ill be playing my rounders league from 9 to 11 if anyone wants to join, not sbr poker.

Why play sbr when u can play dsi, bookmaker, americas cardroom, feltstars, carbon,bodog,gohard,hero,ironduke,player sonly,luvinpoker, etc

Good question. Why do you play sbr poker?

Are you that dumb yiskid

I'll give you the benefit of the doubt and assume you made yet another typographical error. You have no business questioning someone else's intellect.

[boeing power]

ill be playing my rounders league from 9 to 11 if anyone wants to join, not sbr poker.

Why play sbr when u can play dsi, bookmaker, americas cardroom, feltstars, carbon,bodog,gohard,hero,ironduke,player sonly,luvinpoker, etc

Are you that dumb yiskid

FAT GUYS POKER LEAGUE?

[ttwarrior1]

i play one or 2 sbr poker tourneys for pts to enter other contests, etc, boredom, and to bother other people

No not a fat guys poker league, but if it was, what's wrong with that.

[yisman]

what is vegasinsiders problem today, mad i got his buds banned? Yep it was me. No1 your one weird dude,
why in the **** would you think im a scammer stevek? Makes no sense., i disagree, your either a kid or a mexican

ive won more real poker money in the last week then everyone on sbr combined. Lol, who cares about sbr poker, just for that i will play the tourney at 10 and go all in on the 5th hand, if i win, i will do it 5 hands later and continue

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[dynamite140]

Go TT

[ijenpo]

Yisman, you're a trivia pro.

[no1here]

went there and said you last log in over 60 days ago and seen no league. name one site with funds over $100 that you can sit down at and prove as you are worthless everywhere and never have seen you play for more then $5. I'll be playing Bodg 100K this weekend, wish me luck.

ill be playing my rounders league from 9 to 11 if anyone wants to join, not sbr poker. Why play sbr when u can play dsi, bookmaker, americas cardroom, feltstars, carbon,bodog,gohard,hero,ironduke,player sonly,luvinpoker, etc Are you that dumb yiskid

[no1here]

rounders league from 9 to 11 is AT WHAT POKER SITE? I wanna play!

[ttwarrior1]

no, i dont want u in, or perhaps i do since i am admin of it,
and have the ability to boot people.
rolleyes, im logged in there everyday

no1 u keep saying you would give cash, pts if i became pro, did this and did that. I did and you failed to come through on your side.

1 site, i can name 9 with over 100 but won't be playing at your table unless i want more cash

[no1here]

you have not sign into rounders for over two months, prove this league is for real because it is not at rounders nor no poker site
administrator of my butt, why lie?

you never prove nothing that you say and cannot show any posts where I promise you points that I welch on.

[no1here]

prove this exist and that you are not lying. I will even throw in 500 points

no, i dont want u in, or perhaps i do since i am admin of it, and have the ability to boot people. rolleyes, im logged in there everyday no1 u keep saying you would give cash, pts if i became pro, did this and did that. I did and you failed to come through on your side. 1 site, i can name 9 with over 100 but won't be playing at your table unless i want more cash

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

When we last left _The (poker) Chronicles of ttwarrior_, poster no1here had proven, once again, the inveracity of the "Tittied One".

Continuing the inveracity at the poker tables the other night (among other things), The Tittied One was in fine form, as evidenced by the following copy & paste of poker chat. Daring tales of Mike Matusow in jail for attempted murder, promises of forum postings proving such statements and well, er... other things.

Let's pick up where tt has just been felted (this truncated poker chat log has not been altered in any way whatsoever; straight up copy & paste... as a mod can confirm):

ttwarrior1: o well, back in about a month
BiTeMeUsAdOj: we'll be counting the minutes..
ttwarrior1: enjoy that infraction
BiTeMeUsAdOj: what u babbling bout?
boeingpower: he think hes a mod
boeingpower: delusional fuk
BiTeMeUsAdOj: ahhh..delusions...gotcha
BiTeMeUsAdOj: month already?
ttwarrior1: paid posting pts came in
BiTeMeUsAdOj: life's good, huh?
boeingpower: sure
boeingpower: sbr dont pay you shit
Bcatswin: whats going on in this convo?
boeingpower: not sure
boeingpower: wassup cat?
BiTeMeUsAdOj: we're just entertaining tt's delusions, is all Bcats
Bcatswin: lol
Bcatswin: tt make tennis vid pal
ttwarrior1: done with it till april
BiTeMeUsAdOj: yeah...and make the one where the wall molests u like Sandusky..
boeingpower: i feel bad for you biteme
funnyb25: im drunk
boeingpower: your tax dollars pay for tt life
BiTeMeUsAdOj: I know
ttwarrior1: yeh sure thing
boeingpower: lol.im canadian ,we got lots of TT's
BiTeMeUsAdOj: lol...I'm sure
ttwarrior1: this is national be nice to arab week
ttwarrior1: so im only gonna beat up 8 arabs instead of 40
Bcatswin: wtf
BiTeMeUsAdOj: only thing u beat is yo meat, tt
boeingpower: tt goes all racist when he gets mad, not sure why
BiTeMeUsAdOj: it's his default..he's racist at his core
boeingpower: ya
BiTeMeUsAdOj: all THEIR fault fir his life..
boeingpower: exactly
boeingpower: itss their fault hes too lazt to work
boeingpower: lazy
ttwarrior1: i work and i do not get government checks
boeingpower: bs
BiTeMeUsAdOj: blacks, Arabs, Mexicans..he always belittles them..all THEIR fault

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We pick back up where tt quickly changes the subject (wonder why?) and speaks of Matusow. Of course, looking at Scott Matusow's blog and twitter, nothing is there that supports what tt is saying; ah... those damn lil details.

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ttwarrior1: mike the mouth is in jail,
boeingpower: for what
BiTeMeUsAdOj: good
ttwarrior1: attempted murder
boeingpower: is ivey really broke?
boeingpower: no way
BiTeMeUsAdOj: source tt..other than ur head?
ttwarrior1: post will be on my daily 2 am post
boeingpower: nothing on google, i call bs
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Ivey's not broke, IMO...agree with thought it's just legal maneuvering
boeingpower: iveys a huge degenerate, would not surprise me
BiTeMeUsAdOj: he is, true
boeingpower: but even if he is broke, he'' have millions again
BiTeMeUsAdOj: but don't think he's broke, just my opininion
boeingpower: maybe, he just never seemed very smart
boeingpower: best poker player ive ever seen though
BiTeMeUsAdOj: hear ya
phillyunioncc: sup fellas
BiTeMeUsAdOj: sup
phillyunioncc: nm just came to loose some points lol
BiTeMeUsAdOj: TT... I'll give ya credit for sometimes finding good poker info
BiTeMeUsAdOj: so who did Matusow try to murder, tt?
ttwarrior1: his brother
ttwarrior1: tonight, scott tweeted it, probaly out of jail now, he over reacted i think
ttwarrior1: got pissed off over that letter to him and stuff
BiTeMeUsAdOj: Scott call cops?
ttwarrior1: yeh
BiTeMeUsAdOj: and ur posting source info soon...right?
ttwarrior1: he has a live show everynite, probaly on in a few
ttwarrior1: yeh
phillyunioncc: what are you guys talkin about lol
BiTeMeUsAdOj: post credible info and I'll send ya 25 points
Bcatswin: wow
BiTeMeUsAdOj: tt says Mike Matusow went to jail for attempted murder
ttwarrior1: scott called it attempted murder, it wasn't
Bcatswin: where does it say that?
ttwarrior1: just fighting is all, then called cops
Bcatswin: after his bro wrote that letter on a blog?
BiTeMeUsAdOj: charged with anything?
ttwarrior1: yeh he wrote more than just that one i posted
ttwarrior1: he just didn't post them online
Bcatswin: gotcha
BiTeMeUsAdOj: well, like I said..post credible SOURCE info about Mike getting carted off to jail and I'll give ya
BiTeMeUsAdOj: 25
Bcatswin: i got
BiTeMeUsAdOj: not just Scott whining in his blog

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Alas... no tt post... and the Chronicles continue.......

[shari91]

"paid posting pts coming in"



hahahahahahaha

Oh ttwarrior. You're definitely one of a kind.

[ACoochy]

ttwarrior1: so im only gonna beat up 8 arabs instead of 40
Bcatswin: wtf

[shari91]

I see him in these threads lately telling people he's going to get them banned. And I usually just sit there and think wtf are you talking about Willis?! But I won't comment.

But the stuff in here is just too funny. I'm literally finding it hard to type because I'm laughing too hard. This can't be real.

[hawley]

did ttwarrior's comments ever make it on the mike and mike show like he said?

[sneakerhead]

sbr should have a reality show, this shit is unreal

[ACoochy]

I see him in these threads lately telling people he's going to get them banned. And I usually just sit there and think wtf are you talking about Willis?! But I won't comment. But the stuff in here is just too funny. I'm literally finding it hard to type because I'm laughing too hard. This can't be real.

Gotta admit i had a chuckle or two after reading that. Guy had to be reminded that he's not all he is cracked up to be. Noticably less posting since his return. Guy is creative, wil say that much...

[ttwarrior1]

wow he left out some of the chat, i love when people copy and paste and change words around.

That reply from was from scott matusows twitter, but the real question,is why he posts this like 4 days later?


He left out how he was calling me a pedophile some other graphic things

shari,u know messages to live help and clicking the red triangle has gotten a few people banned from my requests.that is a fact,not an opinion.
why don't you copy and paste it all and leave stuffout????????

I play real poker on carbon, felt stars and other sites. sbr poker is for entertainment.

[ttwarrior1]

at sbr poker now for next 30 min if anyone wants in


ps: scott matusow tweeted that and then deleted it after he calmed down. He wrote more than that one letter that i posted on sbr. Ask him on facebook or twitter yourself.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

wow he left out some of the chat, i love when people copy and paste and change words around.

This is a LIE... written by a LIAR.

NOTHING was changed or altered: "change words around" is a LIE.
tt knows he's lying. I know he's lying. Everyone on our table reading this knows he's lying... and anyone reading the copy/pasted chat knows he's lying.

Shari, please ask Lou or whomever to verify this poker chat log... WORD FOR WORD.

The only truncated part connecting the first chat part to the second are these 5 innocuous lines:

ttwarrior1: yet u never respond to any of the racist posts on the forum when others say anything
ttwarrior1: and u live on sbr poker
boeingpower: all those people work alot harder than tt, thats guaranteed
boeingpower: who
boeingpower: i stay away from racist threads, not worth my time

Insert that in between the 2 posted chat segments and you have it all.

That reply from was from scott matusows twitter,

What "reply", numbnuts? You made a statement: Mike Matusow is in jail for attempted murder. No one asked you anything about it until you made the statement.

but the real question,is why he posts this like 4 days later?

Uh, er... actually, the real question is: Why are you such a pathological LYING P.O.S.?... that doesn't take responsibility for what you say?

I gave you time to post what you said you were gonna post... you never did.

Own your bullshit, numbnuts.

THAT... plus the fact you're very low on the priority list on SBR.

He left out how he was calling me a pedophile some other graphic things

Another... BALD...FACE...LIE.

I never called you a pedophile... there, or anywhere else for that matter.
Others have... not me, chump. STOP LYING.

"other graphic things"?... yet more lying upon lies.

sbr poker is for entertainment.

It is funny watching you try to play...

[shari91]

wow he left out some of the chat, i love when people copy and paste and change words around.

That reply from was from scott matusows twitter, but the real question,is why he posts this like 4 days later?


He left out how he was calling me a pedophile some other graphic things

shari,u know messages to live help and clicking the red triangle has gotten a few people banned from my requests.that is a fact,not an opinion.
why don't you copy and paste it all and leave stuffout????????

I play real poker on carbon, felt stars and other sites. sbr poker is for entertainment.

Before anyone is ever restricted from posting their whole history is looked at. And if someone reports another poster, we look at the reporter's history too. Unless you're John or Admin, no one can get anyone else banned on here unless you're helping us prevent fraud. You're interpreting people leaving the forum as = because of something you reported. I promise you that no one, not even anyone who usually hung out in chat, is gone because of you clicking that red triangle. It doesn't work that way.

[BiTeMe UsAdOj]

ps: scott matusow tweeted that and then deleted it after he calmed down.

Uh huh... there's no proof of what you're saying... WHATSOEVER.

You said you were going to make a post showing source info. You never did.
What happened to that 2am post you said you were delivering, tt?