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  • Emily_Haines
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-14-09
    • 15847

    #1
    crazy degenerate asian chick
    I guess their is this crazy asian chick that comes to the casino once every couple of months and I had a chance to play with her. She wants to play in the 2/5NL game but there is not one going so she sits down at my table and plays the 1/2NL. She plays just about every other hand and most of them are for a $20 preflop raise. I had a stack of about 600 so it's no big deal if she has 200-300 in front. But eventually she worked it up to about a 1000. I thought about switching tables because I knew she would not be afraid to play a hand for all her money. The one hand she got me on she had straddled and I had pocket JJ and jacked it to 24 preflop. She called my raise and the flop came some thing like 457 or 467. She checks and I bet 35 and she check raises me to 100. I think my choices were either to push or fold but shit I didn't want to lose all my money with just a marginal hand. I don't have any clue what she had could have been any two cards. Well anyways I stupidly call and an ace comes on the turn and she moves all in and I fold.

    A few hands later she is in this big hand with another player and she crabs her phone in the middle of the hand to check a text message and the dealer says her hand is dead and gives all the money to the other guy. She apparently had the nuts and was pissed as hell quit the game on the spot.

    I guess she went over to the black jack tables and played black jack for 500 a pop in two spots to blow off some steam. A couple of hours later she comes back to the poker room and has a nearly full rack of black and wants to get back in the game. But there is a small list so she goes back to the black jack table and comes back 30 minutes later and takes her name of the list. Over heard her talking about some kind of bad beat where she lost 4500 when the dealer spiked some card to hit 21. From up nearly 10K to zero in less than 30 minutes and to think I feel bad about the 600 I lost today on football.
  • NYSportsGuy210
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 11-07-09
    • 11347

    #2
    Did she have nice boobs though?
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    • rumple
      SBR MVP
      • 06-19-07
      • 2499

      #3
      Asians like to gamble alot.
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      • Emily_Haines
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 04-14-09
        • 15847

        #4
        Originally posted by NYSportsGuy210
        Did she have nice boobs though?
        They were pretty big for an asian chick. I was staring at them and day dreaming about my dick being between them. I think she like box because there was this other asian chick sitting right behind her and the interaction between them seemed to be a little more than mere friends.
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        • LLXC
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 12-10-06
          • 8972

          #5
          Hear these same stories all the time at casinos...
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          • BulDawg
            SBR Rookie
            • 09-12-10
            • 42

            #6
            Hot Story
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            • necro
              SBR MVP
              • 06-07-09
              • 1633

              #7
              i would love to **** her
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              • Czu81
                SBR MVP
                • 10-25-09
                • 1082

                #8
                LOL. liked the story.
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                • Emily_Haines
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 04-14-09
                  • 15847

                  #9
                  update

                  Went back to the casino last night and the poker game broke early. Went over to the black jack tables and there was that crazy asian again with a large stack of black chips. I was playing for 15-20 a hand and she was playing for 500-1000 per hand. One hand she had 77 and split got another 7 split again and got a four and doubled down. 4K out there and lost them all didn't even bat an eye.

                  Earlier when she was playing poker she said she had 3K on the Vikings, 1K on the under and 1K on a parlay with Vikings and under.

                  In the 1/2NL poker game she called a three bet all in for 201 with J9 off suit preflop, because it was her favorite hand and won. When we got down to four handed she quit because no one except her had more than 200 on the table and it was not worth her time.
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                  • mikejamm
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 08-24-09
                    • 11065

                    #10
                    Damn those asian chicks can get lucky as hell sometimes!
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                    • CollegeOverUnder
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 10-20-10
                      • 5520

                      #11
                      It depends what ethnicity

                      Chinese are 50/50 gamblers half have a brain and half dont
                      Fillipinos are gamblers
                      Viets are pretty strong
                      Koreans are wise and smart
                      Japanese arnt known for gambling that much ( PLINKO!!!!!! )
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                      • thechaoz
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 10-23-09
                        • 12154

                        #12
                        I sat next to an old crazy lady like this. She kept going to the atm machine after losing 500 etc many many times. She was playing like sheet and didn't have any idea of basic strategy. She'd be like "Why you not hit 15 with deala showin six?" It was so funny cause she was so so bad and everyone knew it.

                        I finally got sick of her bs and called her out at the table (speaking for everyone of course). She shutup but didn't leave and continued to play. I guess her hubby owned a few Chinese food places in town but they don't make that much. Her hubby hating his life, probably around -2000.
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                        • hunterwrot
                          SBR Sharp
                          • 02-15-10
                          • 373

                          #13
                          i got sucked out for a very large hand against some asian lady the other night. She had one of the dumbest all in calls i have seen in a cash game and ended up getting paid off nicely. Lucky for me i doubled up on the next hand because another dude put me on tilt and called with king high.
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                          • king
                            SBR Wise Guy
                            • 01-15-09
                            • 506

                            #14
                            Originally posted by rumple
                            Asians like to gamble alot.

                            From what I seen on a show that an Asian women spent $2 millions in a casino and lost it all. After losing it all she tries to extort more money from Celine Dion and her husband. What a dumb bitch. Here is the story.
                            CARSON CITY – The state Parole Board has agreed to release a woman convicted in Las Vegas of trying to extort $20 million from the husband of entertainer Celine Dion, saying she was raped.
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                            • Cappy
                              SBR Wise Guy
                              • 07-26-08
                              • 784

                              #15
                              My friend calls people like this "Crasians". They're pretty prevalent in card rooms, and can be counted on to be the villain in about half of all bad beat stories. They are to be feared and respected.
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                              • onesite
                                SBR Rookie
                                • 10-11-10
                                • 24

                                #16
                                Keep posting

                                Hey, pretty good casino stories, keep posting. Everyonce in a while I people gambling weird hands in the casino I visit. Next time I'll put more attention and post here. In fact, this is a good topic for a thread, Weird Casino Stories.
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                                • SpeedPro
                                  SBR Wise Guy
                                  • 09-06-10
                                  • 643

                                  #17
                                  Man this chick my be a pro. I wish could spend my days hanging around the casinos.
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                                  • Crash
                                    SBR MVP
                                    • 04-14-09
                                    • 1260

                                    #18
                                    shes my hero
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