[Auto Donk]

Well, well, well.... after very recently seeing wussywaves all over the poker forum, I clearly knew only one thing must have happened.....


Yes, he made than annual leaderboard for his whopping third cameo appearance of the year. The previously quiet and subdued wwaves was sure to come charging out from underneath his rock, to trumpet his accomplishments, just as he’d done the TWO other times he’s managed to crack the top 15 this year.


(If I followed this wussy’s standards, I’d have had 250+ such moments this year, and could have similarly screamed to the forum “LOOK AT ME, LOOK AT ME....”, but then I’d have looked like as big of douchebag as he currently does......)


After trailing me for more than ten and half months, he’s now if front, and ready to trumpet.... And he wants me to tell him how his ass tastes........ WHY? WWAVES, WHY??????


This is not merely a rhetorical question that I pose, but is a fact-based inquiry. Ww trumpeted, after his two recent "I play horrible but suckout repeatedly to stay alive and win" top finishes, that his whore at the Bash had tasted his ass, and it was “delectable” or some shit like that.

Knowing ww’s proclivities towards men, I had previously doubted reports that wwaves was feverishly making out with a nasty dominican whore at the Bash. Well, now it has become clear exactly WHY we was literally sucking face – to an extreme degree – with a whore in the corner rather than socializing with the other SBR’ers at the Bash.


First, I must note that most whoremongers generally know not to make out with the pussy they have to buy, due to the overwhelmingly large amount of random dick that’s been in said whore’s mouth (not to mention the copious amounts of gizm guzzled by said whore in the days, and in the case of ww’s skank, most undoubtedly hours before meeting).


But enough of that digression; back to ww wanting to know how his ass tastes.....


Really waves????


Instead, why don’t you tell me how your nasty, pathetic ass tastes! You had a four- or five-course meal’s worth of it in the Dominican Republic....... Straight off your nasty salad-tossing whore's lips and face.


One Basher told me he saw ww sportin’ wood (obviously, sbr member "Eagle Eye" lived up to his name, being able to spot such a small lump from a few tables over) after getting up from his corner with the whore in the red dress, after having just made out with her. Originally doubtful, now I know it was most assuredly the result of ww running through his mind all of the kahk this skank had previously engulfed in her mouth -- the very mouth his tongue was now in -- AND the smell – AND TASTE – of his own ass!!!!!


Good luck down the stretch, ww........ After your trailing for ten and a half months, it’s nice to see a true challenge developing........

[bobbywaves]

After an ignorant Donkey talking smack for months, ala Tripe last year, why wouldn't I update Mr.Gummo about his intelligent annual challenge investment? Donkey will now suffer the same fate as Tripe, since karma has a way of catching up to those who talk prematurely.

Donkey tries to deflect his poor poker play, by talking about my sexcapades & good time at the Bash. While this broke dikk was in a Texas desert stroking Johnson, as he couldn't afford Bash airfare.

Obviously this is the only update that matters, not the update nonsense Donkey spews: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/

[Auto Donk]

After an ignorant Donkey talking smack for months, ala Tripe last year, why wouldn't I update Mr.Gummo about his intelligent annual challenge investment? Donkey will now suffer the same fate as Tripe, since karma has a way of catching up to those who talk prematurely.

Donkey tries to deflect his poor poker play, by talking about my sexcapades & good time at the Bash. While this broke dikk was in a Texas desert stroking Johnson, as he couldn't afford Bash airfare.

Obviously this is the only update that matters, not the update nonsense Donkey spews: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/

by "karma" i'm pretty sure this prick waves is referencing that his two finishes last week, of 1st and 2nd, came right on the heels of me having blown up sbr brass about the pathetic way they are updating the lastest poker promo standings, and their erroneous accounting of my promo pts......

yes, I pointed out that it's fukking asinine to show a daily update from 1-30, when the bubble, and only cutoff that matters for this promo, is at 100...........

and, I had the audacity to point out that sbr's brass failed to show half my points acquired the last time they actually did do an update of more than 30 players...... (one of two, perhaps three, given to us for the entire span of the promo)......

so waves, dont break you arm patting yourself on the back.... and i saw how u had too repeatedly hit runner runner on about ten hands, or hit two outter rivers (remember that 99 you had that spiked a set with on the river after being dominated, or your idiotic shove with kj that hit runner runner for a strt after you'd been outflopped by two players) -- SO, just be glad I pissed off the brass at this rigged shithole, and they programmed you to win in response.........

you could never do it on your own...........

and believe it or not, wussywaves, one of the "very best" attributes about sbr's bullshit poker software, which they try to hawk for $75,000.00 a set,(hahah..... how many of those fukkers have u sold, sbr) is that you can program who the fuk you want to win the trny........

AD

ps..... oh yah, you asstasting whoremonger who lets skanks rim your ass, prior to making out with them: TELL ME HOW YOUR ASS TASTES!!!!!!

[bobbywaves]

by "karma" i'm pretty sure this prick waves is referencing that his two finishes last week, of 1st and 2nd, came right on the heels of me having blown up sbr brass about the pathetic way they are updating the lastest poker promo standings, and their erroneous accounting of my promo pts......

That's not what I was referring to. But your childish rants/behavior only further demonstrates your ignorance, since you truly believe the rigged nonsense you spew.

[Auto Donk]

guess i should've laid the sarcasm on a little heavier for your dumbass

but, then again, a stupid fuk such as yourself who quotes old posts of mine (when I was owning your ass) to put forth some stupid bullshit about me having it wrong, wouldn't get sarcasm no matter how thick I laid it on......

ps..... wash your face..... it smells like your ass

[bobbywaves]

guess i should've laid the sarcasm on a little heavier for your dumbass

but, then again, a stupid fuk such as yourself who quotes old posts of mine (when I was owning your ass) to put forth some stupid bullshit about me having it wrong, wouldn't get sarcasm no matter how thick I laid it on......

ps..... wash your face..... it smells like your ass

Hey Donkey...when Mr. Yisman pays me 10k on 1/1/16, how's a broke dikk like you going to pay Yis back the 5k you'll owe him? It must suck being a broke dikk Donkey, who has to welch on bets & can't afford to post up your own bets.

[Auto Donk]

u talk a lot of shit for a lucky suckout fahgit who has led all of three days in this challenge.... where was ur bullshit the other 295 or so days????

295-3 wussy, 295 - 3

now, you pathetic little scam artist, go wash your face, and like your mom used to tell you, "this time use soap" -- for your face still smells like ass!

[bobbywaves]

u talk a lot of shit for a lucky suckout fahgit who has led all of three days in this challenge.... where was ur bullshit the other 295 or so days????

295-3 wussy, 295 - 3

I did the same thing to Tripe last year. Played you both like a fiddle, giving you losers false hope only to take the lead late & cruise to easy victory.

now, you pathetic little scam artist, go wash your face, and like your mom used to tell you, "this time use soap" -- for your face still smells like ass!

How's my ass taste Donkey? http://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/

[Auto Donk]

whatever, shithead.....

ur bullshit sounds even more hallow this year than last..... i've owned you all year, then suddenly you suckout 20 times to win a couple trnies and act like you somehow "planned" it this way.........

when ur stupid f'n cuntass shoved with kj at the final table with 8 left, and your got called by ace rag and ace big, to see an a 8 3 flop, your "sandbagging" strategy kicked in and hit running q ten.....

same with your dumbfuk move of calling with 99 when ak flops ak, and your dumbass spiked a the two outer on the river for a set of nines.... that was your stupid penetrating "operation sandbag" in full gear, huh, fuckface?

you know you should have had your typical 8th or 9th in both of those trnies but for sucking out over and over and over;

so shut the penetrate up you penetrating idiot.........

the only thing you "plan" is sucking dick

[bobbywaves]

Sucking out is part of the game, you should know this better than anyone Donkey. It's the only way you win, as you're usually getting it in with the worst of it.

I understand how Waves sucking out is huge news to you, since I'm usually getting it in with the best of it. Unlike you, I'm rarely putting myself in a position to suck out. Unless short stacked, where chances have to be taken obviously.

If the best hand always won Donkey, then I would rarely lose a hand. People are constantly sucking out on me, I would say that's how I exit a tourney at least 85% of the time.

The difference is, I don't get mad & go on immature rants like you when sucked out on. I'm very content getting my stack in with the best of it the majority of the time.

If you weren't such a broke dikk, I'd be willing to bet you 73k that my average tourney finish is higher than yours. Solicit a 73k loan jackass, Sammy could verify. And we both know you'll never have more cashes than me.

[Auto Donk]

waves, stop lying u dumb fuk

i repeatedly lose with the best of it, as anyone who's seen me hit the rail can attest....

you are undoubtedly the biggest lying sack of shit on the site.....

keep your "rope a dope" "strategy" in play, you pathetic fuk

the nice thing is you know, deep down, you suck, and you were just programmed to win those trnies with whatever you happen to get it in with, and your stupid fckin' donk ass got it in, with the worst of it, repeatedly

you know, homoboy, you know.........

now, run along and wash your ass of your rimmjob, salad tossin', ho-kissin, ho-pussy eatin' face............

[bobbywaves]

[Triple_D_Bet]

I did the same thing to Tripe last year. Played you both like a fiddle, giving you losers false hope only to take the lead late & cruise to easy victory.



How's my ass taste Donkey? http://www.sportsbookreview.com/poker/

Guy brags about 200 point lead for a couple days on leaderboard, while trying to pretend my 3k+ lead over him on same leaderboard means nothing...expert level stupidity

Seriously though, I know you don't get basic poker concepts, but just like the other times this year when you temporarily pulled ahead and ran your mouth only to disappear shortly afterwards....trying to pretend it was all part of some cunning plan isn't fooling anyone, probably not even yourself. Remember your loss to DS, after claiming you let him win the first time? That's the problem with lies bobbo, reality is pretty obvious to anyone with a brain

[bobbywaves]

Guy brags about 200 point lead

More like a 365 pt lead. Donkey has a 110 pt deduction, which I'm sure won't come into play.

while trying to pretend my 3k+ lead over him on same leaderboard means nothing

No pretending necessary....your lead means absolutely nothing to me, since you were scared to bet me this year. Why would it mean something when we don't have a bet & I beat you soundly the last 2 years?

[Auto Donk]

ww is hopeless.....

my wife even said a prayer for him......

made me feel bad.... so bad, I have a "plan" to tank the remaining two months of our challenge, so waves can win the equivalent of 165 bucks or so, that way he can pay for a full year of "welfare internet".... and I get the tax writeoff for helping the "near-homeless" stay off the street........

yep, waves, your endless suckouts last week were all a part of my tax planning......

it took me laying out of 15-20 daily trny's for ww to catch me, so I better plan on missing another 10 or more between now and the end of the year to let him stay in front......

kinda like a dad letting his kid beat him at basketball on the driveway......... I'll have to similarly "miss a bunch of layups" on purpose to let the unemployed welfare internet using punkass fuk keep his lead

[bobbywaves]

Whatever helps you cope with your eventual loss Donkey. I can definitely understand how it's in your best interest to try & save face, by tanking the remaining 2 months.

But you haven't kept your word once since you've been here, this latest claim will be no different.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Whatever helps you cope with your eventual loss Donkey. I can definitely understand how it's in your best interest to try & save face, by tanking the remaining 2 months.

But you haven't kept your word once since you've been here, this latest claim will be no different.

Guy who claims to have lost on purpose numerous times after the fact attempts to mock someone else for joking about losing on purpose

[Auto Donk]

best image to conjure up when dealing with wwaves' pathetic mental impotency:




whether it's his repeated assertions of 29,000 in winnings, his lame "wit" -- or lack thereof, I should say -- or having to point out his idiocy, it always sounds like a broken record....

[bobbywaves]

Guy who claims to have lost on purpose

Donating 3k to DS was best investment I made here. It enabled me to sucker you into raising our stakes, which Tripe fell for hook, line, & sinker.

[bobbywaves]

best image to conjure up when dealing with wwaves' pathetic mental impotency:

Speaking of "pathetic mental impotency," you really should learn how to post images Donkey. Perhaps your chimp can teach you.

[Triple_D_Bet]

Donating 3k to DS was best investment I made here. It enabled me to sucker you into raising our stakes, which Tripe fell for hook, line, & sinker.

Leaving aside your disproven claim (since no matter how many times it's disproven, you don't seem to care)....what's your explanation for losing to him the second time? Why does the excuse you claim now not match what you said at the time last year? Do you already have an excuse prepared for losing to him the third time?

[bobbywaves]

Do you already have an excuse prepared for losing to him the third time?

No excuse necessary, as I don't see myself trailing DS: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...-a.html?slf=36

Care to wager on DS?

[Triple_D_Bet]

No excuse necessary, as I don't see myself trailing DS: http://www.sportsbookreview.com/foru...-a.html?slf=36

Care to wager on DS?

Is there a bet between the two of you for this contest? I'd definitely be interested in betting on DS, although history tells us you'll probably try to offer him as the favorite despite claiming you'll win

[bobbywaves]

Is there a bet between the two of you for this contest?

Indeed there is. You were active in our bet thread, so you should know already: I clearly agreed to your 3k offer for the current...

[bobbywaves]

I'd definitely be interested in betting on DS, although history tells us you'll probably try to offer him as the favorite despite claiming you'll win

I would offer you generous even odds. Since you claim DS is the better player, but I have a 1,220 lead. These factors cancel each other out for betting purposes, as the better player should be able to make up the current deficit.

[Auto Donk]

wussy cutnpasting up a storm; see he did it here too......... for 9 2/3 months we didn't have to see his stupid shit........

here's to him falling off it soon, so he can go back under his pathetic rock.......... ps waves, i know you're too much of a pussy to grant me permission to post evidence of your crimes, but are you an even bigger pussy to refuse permission to post a photo of that pathetic shanty you call a home there in trenton?

That would frame dive looks like a crack house in houston's fifth ward, only worse!

HAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!!!!!!!

[bobbywaves]

While visiting a relative in Baytown, I had taken a road trip to see Donkey & how he was living. I was appalled to see this:

[Triple_D_Bet]

Indeed there is. You were active in our bet thread, so you should know already: I clearly agreed to your 3k offer for the current...

Hah, how did I miss that? Hilarious stuff; to get another bet out of you, he had to spot you a 1,000 point lead....you're super quiet about it until you run good a few days and are able to reclaim the lead you had when you started, and then you start trumpeting it. Not that it's a good idea to brag about winning with such a huge lead, but you should probably wait until the end of it to avoid looking even dumber

I would offer you generous even odds. Since you claim DS is the better player, but I have a 1,220 lead. These factors cancel each other out for betting purposes, as the better player should be able to make up the current deficit.

Oh look, you trying to offer ridiculous odds....who would have seen that coming?

DS is the better player obviously; deduct the lead you started the contest with and I'll happily bet on him at even odds. Otherwise, even though DS is the better player, it might be difficult for him to overcome that amount now (especially now that SBR hooked you up with more tourney slots allowing you to resume your smallest-tourney angleshooting). DS has a far better chance to win than you would in a similar situation, but not quite even odds I think. +150 or so would be more appropriate, all things considered

[Auto Donk]

still no permission from CONPUSSYWAVES

[bobbywaves]

Hah, how did I miss that?

Ignorance & reading comprehension difficulties would be my guess.

you're super quiet about it until you run good a few days and are able to reclaim the lead you had when you started, and then you start trumpeting it. Not that it's a good idea to brag about winning with such a huge lead, but you should probably wait until the end of it to avoid looking even dumber

Ummm, I've been leading from the start. Ive been quiet about it & haven't bragged since DS is less arrogant than you & Donkey.

Oh look, you trying to offer ridiculous odds....who would have seen that coming?

EV odds is fair, take it or leave it. You claim DS is the better player, so he should have no problem making up the deficit.

[Auto Donk]

still no permission from CONPUSSYWAVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Triple_D_Bet]

Ignorance & reading comprehension difficulties would be my guess.



Ummm, I've been leading from the start. Ive been quiet about it & haven't bragged since DS is less arrogant than you & Donkey.



EV odds is fair, take it or leave it. You claim DS is the better player, so he should have no problem making up the deficit.

My reading comprehension is pretty good, and light years ahead of yours as you make obvious every time we have an exchange

You started the bet with a 1,000 point lead and are bragging about having the lead from the start? Whatta maroon

Counter-point: you claim you're the better player who had to let DS win, and you have a 1200 point lead...per your own opinions, that should add up to insurmountable odds for DS and corresponding long odds on him to win, probably at least +500 or so. I think he's +150 or so given the current situation (as you'd know if you could read), so I'll split the difference with you: DS to win @ +325

[Triple_D_Bet]

still no permission from CONPUSSYWAVES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

You'll never get it, dude cried about posting a picture of him when we'd all seen him at the bash remember? 0% chance he wants anyone to see his shanty, although quite a few of us already have

[bobbywaves]

You started the bet with a 1,000 point lead and are bragging about having the lead from the start?

There's a difference between stating the facts & bragging Tripe. By your own admission, I've been quiet about it. So much so, that my challenge with DS escaped your feeble mind.

[Triple_D_Bet]

There's a difference between stating the facts & bragging Tripe. By your own admission, I've been quiet about it. So much so, that my challenge with DS escaped your feeble mind.

There's certainly a difference, but as you've shown us, it's beyond your comprehension. Regarding my comprehension, your tendency to project is noted

Regarding the bet, are we on for +325? Should be a price you'd jump at, considering you think you're the better player and you have a 3+ cash lead with this thing half over. Of course, if you don't really believe what you're saying, the sensible thing for you to do would be to duck the bet as you usually do